Now that my contests are done, I'm going to save Sundays as a day of rest. Sometimes I might not post anything and sometimes I'll just post something quick.
If you haven't already gone over to Karl's and seen my guest post from yesterday, take a minute and do that. It will change your life.
If you have, watch this great video that I found on Youtube:
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No way. Someone else watch the video first. I'm afraid.
Comments by Stephanie
i can't believe i fucking watched that.
all that love i had for you just died a little.
Comments by hello haha narf
I thought that was hilarious! It took me a minute to figure out what it was doing, though.
Comments by Sybil Law
I love that there's a kid crying in the background. "No mommy! I don't want to see the frog giving the monkey a blowjob!" Poor kid will never be able to enjoy going to the zoo now.
Comments by Jen
Lets face it, we've all done it. Just none of us have been unlucky enough to get filmed that's all.
Comments by Dan
Nope not watching. I don't like the picture that 's on there to start off with
Comments by Amanda
So. Is that rape or bestiality? No, I'm actually being serious here. Which is it?
Comments by bluepaintred
Rape or bestiality? I think that´s just the animal kingdom gettin off. It´s a jungle out there.
Comments by Bluestreak
Some days I thank all that is holy that my Blackberry can't play youtube videos (yet).
Comments by whall
Bwah ha ha ha! I saw that on Davezilla a day or two agoo first! It was funny!
Comments by Blondefabulous
I saw your post over at Karl's. And I've read the above comments. Strangely enough, I think I'm going to skip today's video.
Comments by Stacey
Now that's one horny toad!
Comments by Jeff
I have learned never EVER to watch a video that you have posted. I am still scarred from the last one.
Comments by Nat
I'm not going to watch it. I really don't want to. Enjoy your day of rest.
Comments by Em
Chimp better watch out for warts.
Comments by B.E. Earl
I haven't read your post yet but I watched the video. I think the baby sobbing in the background–nice touch.
Comments by Turnbaby
The sticky tongue feels really nice. That's what I've heard.
Comments by Whit
Oh my goodnes, oh my goodness, oh my fucking goodness!!!
M
Comments by michelle
Yay! I didn't watch the video...and coming back and reading the comments today makes me glad I didn't.
Really, Adam...
Comments by Stephanie
i read the post over at karl's. like an idiot, i watched the video. i've tried to be nice, but there is no other way to say this. avitable, you are a sick, sick bastard and you need help. that's meant with the utmost love and consideration.
Comments by Faiqa
That's just wrong, and how do you find that nasty shit anyway???
Comments by misi
It's the Circle of Life!
Comments by Dave2
I cannot believe what a gullible sucker I am. Really, I should have known better - you are the king of funk. Is it beastiality if it's animal to animal?!
Comments by fiwa
Dirty cock sucking frog!
Comments by metalmom
I'm not sure I want to admit that I laughed.
Hi, I found you because.. you comment on and are mentioned in pretty much every blog I read. Heh.
Comments by Elizabeth
Now those frogs would sell really well in your local sex shop!
I've been in a monkey sanctuary where a monkey was sitting in the top of his cage leisurely masturbating, it was fun watching the woman scoot their kids out of there.
Comments by Mik
First I laughed. Then I thought: why is there a frog in the chimp habitat? Did he have it smuggled in? Like, did he trade the zookeeper a bunch of bananas or a carton of cigarettes for it? Then I watched it again and laughed some more.
Comments by penny
Sunday is your day of rest? See, I knew that you were a god. I just didn't know that you were The God.
Comments by Been there Done that
I feel like i should have a cigarette now.
I am back from hiatus. Come say hi when your lazy sunday is over. I SO get the need to take time away. Truly. Make Sunday your "best of avitable" day and post something clasic from your archives!
That's a quickie.
CP
Comments by CP
You just open my eyes wider and wider... I'm afraid one day they'll just pop right out.
Comments by Bec
I suddenly fear mother nature even more than usual.
Comments by Evil Genius
I've heard the phrase "Fuck a Duck" And I've heard of liking toads... but this is something different... You have now topped yourself with the next level of animal porn, dude.
The crying child was confused since he was normally used to seeing his mom and dad in a similar situation at home.
Comments by martymankins
I'm sure there were some hilarious comments above, but I don't have time to read them because I need to make RSVP for your Halloween Party that is NOT on fucking Halloween.
Anyway, I just want to state for the record, that I'm very happy that Homo Sapiens were given bigger penises than that monkey's!
Thank you, thank you very much
Comments by Geeky Tai-Tai