So, do you remember Major League?
And do you remember how the coach inspired the team by putting up a cardboard standee of the bitch owner? She had pieces of clothing on, and for every win, he removed a piece of clothing?
So, you do remember that? Why do I ask?
Well, there’s this thing called Hot Blogger Calendar. And I’m nominated for one of the Hottest Males. Right now, they are accepting votes, and the top 12 vote recipients will be able to either do a photo shoot in NYC or submit their own photo, and they’ll appear in a calendar that will be seen by trillions of people!
From now until midnight on Sunday, August 31st, you can vote for one person. Ideally, they should have allowed 12 votes, but they didn’t, so you have to be choosy.
And for motivation, here is a prime example of how I am the hottest hunk of man meat to ever type one of these here blog things:
This is a picture taken during college.
The unedited original is a nude photo. Right now, it’s covered in 10 Photoshopped pieces of clothing: There are two gloves, two sleeves, a shirt, two shoes, two pant legs, and a crotch piece.
For every ten votes I get, I’ll remove a piece of clothing.
Since I already have 113 votes, I’ll start by taking off a glove!
(Or you can just use the voting widget right here! I’m at the bottom of this list if you don’t scroll down at all.)
For Episode Eight of “Clearly, you’re retarded”, Britt and I will be fucking each other’s shit up at 9 PM EST on Talkshoe. The topic tonight is the drinking age – Should it be lowered? Should it be raised? What’s fair? What’s right? Join in on the fun by listening live! You can listen live online at Talkshoe.com, or download the Talkshoe application and you can chat and even call in!