Housekeeping?
Today seems like a good day to follow up on a few things.
First, I've set up a page for all of the Halloween information to be compiled, so you can find all the information about hotels and flights, buy T-shirts and raffle tickets, and ask questions specific to the party. This will also be where I'll probably put photos and stuff after the party, so bookmark it now. http://www.avitable.com/neverwas/
Second, the Halloween Raffle has now sold 63 tickets! That means we're almost to 100 when I can give away the Grand Prize ticket of a round-trip airplane ticket to Orlando. All you need is $7 for one ticket. Void where prohibited by law. Buy your tickets here.
That's all about the Halloween party on today's post – go check out the Neverwas page I've set up for some new information, and to answer some important questions I have for you.
Third, thanks to those of you who listened to our show last night about the drinking age. If you missed the show, download it here, or add it to your iTunes here.
Finally, let's talk about the Hot Blogger Calendar competition. Last night when I wrote my post, I had 113 votes. I told you that I would remove on article of clothing from this nude picture for every subsequent 10 votes I received.
As I check the results right now, I have 181 votes. So that's 68 votes all today – holy shit! I guess that means that six more pieces of clothing have to come off. That only leaves three pieces of clothing, and you have until Sunday at midnight to vote 30 more times!
Keep voting by using this link or the widget below. If I get more votes than I have pieces of clothing, I'll have to come up with something even more ludicrous, so keep them coming!
Posted in Partay | Tags: avitable, Clearly You're Retarded, halloween, hot blogger, hot blogger calendar, hot male blogger, neverwas, Partay, voting, Whoring
Oooooo baby! Take it ALL off! :cock:
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Wait? You mean you want us to vote for you? I totally don't get it. I mean, it's not very obvious.
:lmao:
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Hey, you're beating Wesley Crusher.
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You're a tease, Avitable!
Damn – this is a fun thing to watch unfold. Undress. Whatever! :woohoo:
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its been a real education learning what people will do when their competitive side sneaks out. :lmao:
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It's all downhill from here. This is going to end ugly, isn't it?
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I have a terrible fear of what tomorrow might bring on this blog. Are then internets ready for this?
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Hypothetically, if the vote count goes DOWN instead of UP, does that mean you put clothes back on? And if so, whom would you suspect for writing the script to perform such an act?
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this is spectacular. god bless america!
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Hey, asshole, you already secured a place in the top 12.
HOW ABOUT USING YOUR MASSIVE WHORING ABILITY FOR SOMEONE WHO IS HANGING ON TO #13?!?! Hmmmmmmmm?
It's because you hate me, isn't it?
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Is that a caricature of you holding a rifle on the wall?
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Testing the comments in Internet Explorer – they appear to be having problems.
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When are you going to take off the sweater?
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Brad says AAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
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Oooooooh Adaaaaaaaaaaaaaammm! Will you marry me? :heartbeat:
(Am I having a deja vu?)
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Why does the purple swath in the crotch area scare me?
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Can I unvote? I really don't want to see you naked, I was just trying to help a brother out.
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I must admit, I'm kind of nervous… you know… in a good way.
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Um. Why does my tofu taste like pork?
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Can you promise to cover yourself with that "Rumble in the Bronx" poster after you have all the votes you need?
Dude. Seriously. A "Rumble in the Bronx" poster? WTF?!?
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JACKIE CHAN!!!!
heheheeeeee
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Although I read you daily… for the sake of my shitty eyes… I may need to skip tomorrow's post.
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I forgot to mention how the Jackie Chan poster behind you only compounds the hotness of this photo. But, sadly, I won't be able to visit until the contest is over-good luck!
I hope to Sweet Jesus you have a Speedo on under those leg warmers.
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I disappear for a little while, and look what happens… you're getting nekkid for the internet!! OY!
I voted for you already. Hope you take home the gold
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Oh, dear Lord. I come back from the brink of death to find almost-porn? As a bribe? For voting for you?
Shit. Voting done. Now strip already!
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I'm sorry. I want to support you, but I just can't bring myself to vote.
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Ok, look, before this gets out of hand, let's make a deal. You're sitting at 202 votes. I'm at 176. There's a few days left and you're going to run out of clothes pretty quick. Here's my idea: for every 20 votes I get from here on out, you have to put a piece of clothing back on. Every 10 votes you get, you can take another piece off. I'm just trying to help you out here. Hit me back and I'll post it on my blog. Unless you're um, out of voters. A friendly competition, my people against yours. You're on the clock….
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oooh… the competition is heating up.
Can I vote more than once?
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Blondefabulous, you're an enabler!
Hilly, oh man, and I totally tried to be as whorish as possible.
Danalyn, I crushed him!
Sybil, uncover.
BPR, oh, you know I'll do anything. I'm a whore!
Ghost of Keywork, not ugly as much as erect.
Jay, the internet will never be ready for Avitable.
SciFi Dad, bastard!
Hello, indeed.
Britt, maybe if you were getting naked, too . . .
Maria, yeah – I had it done at Disney.
Robin, there's not enough wax in the world.
Turnbaby, he's just mad that he didn't do it first.
RW, yes, a thousand times yes!
Finn, arouse you, you mean?
Grant, what's done is done!
Em, it will all be over soon!
Poppy, because I porked it.
BE Earl, that's classic Jackie Chan!
NYCWD, don't fear the penis.
Mrs. G, there is no Speedo.
Stephanie, I know – you weren't around to stop me!
Heather, thanks for the votes!
Kylah, you voting would probably result in me contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
Ghost, that was a good idea – sorry it didn't work out!
Em, hopefully you found other computers and used those.
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Heeheehee, that's dirty.
It's just wrong to deep fry tofu in the same fryer as meat and pass it off as vegetarian.
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Poppy, well, ideally, the deep fryer has been cleaned between cookings, right?
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::blink blink::
Stop pulling my leg.
I'm extra gullible today.
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I'm serious – that oil gets stale quickly, so it needs to be filtered and cleaned, which would remove all of the meat particles.
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