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	<title>Comments on: Derek Jeter Body Wash</title>
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		<title>By: Avitable</title>
		<link>http://www.avitable.com/2008/08/30/derek-jeter-body-wash/#comment-34022</link>
		<dc:creator>Avitable</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 18:34:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;b&gt;Pixie&lt;/b&gt;, I was looking at the camera!

&lt;b&gt;JO&lt;/b&gt;, see?  You inspired me to buy it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Pixie</b>, I was looking at the camera!</p>
<p><b>JO</b>, see?  You inspired me to buy it.</p>
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		<title>By: J.O.</title>
		<link>http://www.avitable.com/2008/08/30/derek-jeter-body-wash/#comment-33779</link>
		<dc:creator>J.O.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:56:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m gonna go for it tonight. I was going to last night but got side tracked by some Boo Berry and Count Chocula I found at the store.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m gonna go for it tonight. I was going to last night but got side tracked by some Boo Berry and Count Chocula I found at the store.</p>
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		<title>By: *pixie*</title>
		<link>http://www.avitable.com/2008/08/30/derek-jeter-body-wash/#comment-33776</link>
		<dc:creator>*pixie*</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:41:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, and at J.O.—I&#039;ve had the chocolate bacon bar that Voseges (or something like that) sells. It&#039;s interesting. The bacon is small, smoked, and salty and marries nicely with the milk chocolate. 

I wouldn&#039;t crave it, but I wouldn&#039;t pass it up if offered to me again. My husband LOVED it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, and at J.O.—I&#8217;ve had the chocolate bacon bar that Voseges (or something like that) sells. It&#8217;s interesting. The bacon is small, smoked, and salty and marries nicely with the milk chocolate. </p>
<p>I wouldn&#8217;t crave it, but I wouldn&#8217;t pass it up if offered to me again. My husband LOVED it.</p>
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		<title>By: *pixie*</title>
		<link>http://www.avitable.com/2008/08/30/derek-jeter-body-wash/#comment-33775</link>
		<dc:creator>*pixie*</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:39:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The fact that you washed your face with your eyes open freaked me out a little.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The fact that you washed your face with your eyes open freaked me out a little.</p>
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		<title>By: Avitable</title>
		<link>http://www.avitable.com/2008/08/30/derek-jeter-body-wash/#comment-33731</link>
		<dc:creator>Avitable</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 18:53:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;b&gt;J.O.&lt;/b&gt;, I haven&#039;t tried it, but I totally would.  I bet the crispy/salty/chocolate taste would be amazing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>J.O.</b>, I haven&#8217;t tried it, but I totally would.  I bet the crispy/salty/chocolate taste would be amazing.</p>
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		<title>By: J.O.</title>
		<link>http://www.avitable.com/2008/08/30/derek-jeter-body-wash/#comment-33720</link>
		<dc:creator>J.O.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:36:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is almost totally off topic but you did mention chocolate.
A friend saw something on food network that I want to try but wondered if you have tried it and if so is it good? 
Chocolate covered bacon</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is almost totally off topic but you did mention chocolate.<br />
A friend saw something on food network that I want to try but wondered if you have tried it and if so is it good?<br />
Chocolate covered bacon</p>
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		<title>By: Avitable</title>
		<link>http://www.avitable.com/2008/08/30/derek-jeter-body-wash/#comment-33700</link>
		<dc:creator>Avitable</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 12:27:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;b&gt;Poppy&lt;/b&gt;, he&#039;s a professional athlete, so it seems obvious that he&#039;d be a waste of a human body to me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Poppy</b>, he&#8217;s a professional athlete, so it seems obvious that he&#8217;d be a waste of a human body to me.</p>
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		<title>By: Poppy</title>
		<link>http://www.avitable.com/2008/08/30/derek-jeter-body-wash/#comment-33669</link>
		<dc:creator>Poppy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:37:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s what I always exclaim when anyone brings up that jackass.  Can&#039;t stand him, a waste of a human body.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s what I always exclaim when anyone brings up that jackass.  Can&#8217;t stand him, a waste of a human body.</p>
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		<title>By: Avitable</title>
		<link>http://www.avitable.com/2008/08/30/derek-jeter-body-wash/#comment-33655</link>
		<dc:creator>Avitable</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:31:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;b&gt;Stephanie&lt;/b&gt;, why would I know that?

&lt;b&gt;Sybil&lt;/b&gt;, my dick might.

&lt;b&gt;Amanda&lt;/b&gt;, is the the one with the white ball and stick?

&lt;b&gt;Jay&lt;/b&gt;, probably!

&lt;b&gt;Whall&lt;/b&gt;, an inadvertent pun!

&lt;b&gt;Gwen&lt;/b&gt;, I have shows thrice daily where I shower.

&lt;b&gt;Janna&lt;/b&gt;, she&#039;s a funny fucker.

&lt;b&gt;Winter&lt;/b&gt;, at least I didn&#039;t drop the soap.

&lt;b&gt;Penny&lt;/b&gt;, you should get on that!

&lt;b&gt;Kelley&lt;/b&gt;, I don&#039;t want strays smelling my crotch!

&lt;b&gt;DB&lt;/b&gt;, you&#039;re turned on, aren&#039;t you?

&lt;b&gt;Crystal&lt;/b&gt;, I don&#039;t know!

&lt;b&gt;RockDog&lt;/b&gt;, sounds like we definitely all win.

&lt;b&gt;Hallie&lt;/b&gt;, well, you could make me cookies!

&lt;b&gt;Sodapop&lt;/b&gt;, anytime!

&lt;b&gt;Britt&lt;/b&gt;, I was trying to make you seem less cunty!

&lt;b&gt;Maria&lt;/b&gt;, but were you dancing too?

&lt;b&gt;Turnbaby&lt;/b&gt;, at least I didn&#039;t ask her to smell my penis.

&lt;b&gt;NYCWD&lt;/b&gt;, I think that Axe stuff is too strong smelling.

&lt;b&gt;Lisa&lt;/b&gt;, and aroused?

&lt;b&gt;Suebob&lt;/b&gt;, rawr.

&lt;b&gt;Angie&lt;/b&gt;, I used body wash for the junk, face wash for my face, and shampoo for the beard.

&lt;b&gt;Dragon&lt;/b&gt;, why?  Does he smell bad?

&lt;b&gt;EG&lt;/b&gt;, now you should take a shower and send the video to me!

&lt;b&gt;Robin&lt;/b&gt;, actually the steam was really bad so it was a cold shower.  I had shrinkage.

&lt;b&gt;Stephanie&lt;/b&gt;, I don&#039;t think they look alike at all in reality.  And I always scrub my groin vigorously.

&lt;b&gt;Undomestic Diva&lt;/b&gt;, I think that&#039;s a sex dream.

&lt;b&gt;Delmer&lt;/b&gt;, same here - I don&#039;t care about sports at all.

&lt;b&gt;BE Earl&lt;/b&gt;, I smell like Jessica Biel, too!

&lt;b&gt;Faiqa&lt;/b&gt;, it&#039;s on Youtube, so you know it&#039;s safe!

&lt;b&gt;TSM&lt;/b&gt;, was she?  Bitch was supposed to be working.  And I only wear deodorant.  Aftershave and cologne are unnecessary and make no sense.  

&lt;b&gt;VW&lt;/b&gt;, are you sure you&#039;re not my wife?

&lt;b&gt;Hello&lt;/b&gt;, you have a lot more hair, too.  I can&#039;t stand washcloths.

&lt;b&gt;e. Craig&lt;/b&gt;, stick around for my view of &quot;Lil&#039; Tyke Enemas&quot;.

&lt;b&gt;Poppy&lt;/b&gt;, who what now?

&lt;b&gt;Stephanie&lt;/b&gt;, mmmm, now I want Steak and Shake!  And I just got behind in replying.

&lt;b&gt;Sybil&lt;/b&gt;, I posted, just late.

&lt;b&gt;Jessica&lt;/b&gt;, you should order it through Sodapop!  And I&#039;m guessing that since you&#039;re blase, I can start sending you naked pictures via email?

&lt;b&gt;Othurme&lt;/b&gt;, I like those Nivea commercials that show an actual adult saying &quot;Oh, good, it doesn&#039;t smell like ass.  This is the body wash I&#039;d rather have.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Stephanie</b>, why would I know that?</p>
<p><b>Sybil</b>, my dick might.</p>
<p><b>Amanda</b>, is the the one with the white ball and stick?</p>
<p><b>Jay</b>, probably!</p>
<p><b>Whall</b>, an inadvertent pun!</p>
<p><b>Gwen</b>, I have shows thrice daily where I shower.</p>
<p><b>Janna</b>, she&#8217;s a funny fucker.</p>
<p><b>Winter</b>, at least I didn&#8217;t drop the soap.</p>
<p><b>Penny</b>, you should get on that!</p>
<p><b>Kelley</b>, I don&#8217;t want strays smelling my crotch!</p>
<p><b>DB</b>, you&#8217;re turned on, aren&#8217;t you?</p>
<p><b>Crystal</b>, I don&#8217;t know!</p>
<p><b>RockDog</b>, sounds like we definitely all win.</p>
<p><b>Hallie</b>, well, you could make me cookies!</p>
<p><b>Sodapop</b>, anytime!</p>
<p><b>Britt</b>, I was trying to make you seem less cunty!</p>
<p><b>Maria</b>, but were you dancing too?</p>
<p><b>Turnbaby</b>, at least I didn&#8217;t ask her to smell my penis.</p>
<p><b>NYCWD</b>, I think that Axe stuff is too strong smelling.</p>
<p><b>Lisa</b>, and aroused?</p>
<p><b>Suebob</b>, rawr.</p>
<p><b>Angie</b>, I used body wash for the junk, face wash for my face, and shampoo for the beard.</p>
<p><b>Dragon</b>, why?  Does he smell bad?</p>
<p><b>EG</b>, now you should take a shower and send the video to me!</p>
<p><b>Robin</b>, actually the steam was really bad so it was a cold shower.  I had shrinkage.</p>
<p><b>Stephanie</b>, I don&#8217;t think they look alike at all in reality.  And I always scrub my groin vigorously.</p>
<p><b>Undomestic Diva</b>, I think that&#8217;s a sex dream.</p>
<p><b>Delmer</b>, same here &#8211; I don&#8217;t care about sports at all.</p>
<p><b>BE Earl</b>, I smell like Jessica Biel, too!</p>
<p><b>Faiqa</b>, it&#8217;s on Youtube, so you know it&#8217;s safe!</p>
<p><b>TSM</b>, was she?  Bitch was supposed to be working.  And I only wear deodorant.  Aftershave and cologne are unnecessary and make no sense.  </p>
<p><b>VW</b>, are you sure you&#8217;re not my wife?</p>
<p><b>Hello</b>, you have a lot more hair, too.  I can&#8217;t stand washcloths.</p>
<p><b>e. Craig</b>, stick around for my view of &#8220;Lil&#8217; Tyke Enemas&#8221;.</p>
<p><b>Poppy</b>, who what now?</p>
<p><b>Stephanie</b>, mmmm, now I want Steak and Shake!  And I just got behind in replying.</p>
<p><b>Sybil</b>, I posted, just late.</p>
<p><b>Jessica</b>, you should order it through Sodapop!  And I&#8217;m guessing that since you&#8217;re blase, I can start sending you naked pictures via email?</p>
<p><b>Othurme</b>, I like those Nivea commercials that show an actual adult saying &#8220;Oh, good, it doesn&#8217;t smell like ass.  This is the body wash I&#8217;d rather have.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: othurme</title>
		<link>http://www.avitable.com/2008/08/30/derek-jeter-body-wash/#comment-33611</link>
		<dc:creator>othurme</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 03:04:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Adam - You&#039;re an axe man....so that&#039;s why the chicks dig you so hard.

Hellohahanarf - I don&#039;t think I&#039;m stepping on anyone&#039;s toes here by saying that you&#039;re welcome to copy this post anytime you like.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Adam &#8211; You&#8217;re an axe man&#8230;.so that&#8217;s why the chicks dig you so hard.</p>
<p>Hellohahanarf &#8211; I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m stepping on anyone&#8217;s toes here by saying that you&#8217;re welcome to copy this post anytime you like.</p>
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