Monthly Archives: August 2008

Free balling should be an Olympic sport

Posted on Thursday, August 21, 2008 by Avitable

On Tuesday night around midnight, whether it was in anticipation of Not-a-Hurricane Fay or just premature ejaculation on the part of Progress Energy, my power went out. There was some rain and just a bit of wind, but I guess … Continue reading →

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Forget THE MAN, it’s all about the old folk

Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 by Avitable

Don’t forget to scroll down and read today’s real post. This post is just because I’m retarded and forgot to stick this into the footer of today’s post. Do people think that they’re superior just because they’re older? Are they … Continue reading →

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Adam in a speedo, among other things

Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 by Avitable

The year is 1994. Nancy Kerrigan gets clubbed by Tonya Harding. Bill Clinton gives his first State of the Union address. OJ kills his wife and gets away with it. Dakota Fanning is born. John Candy dies. And Adam Avitable … Continue reading →

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Fucking hurricane pussies cocksucking shitburger

Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 by Avitable

You know what? A fucking tropical storm is not a hurricane! It’s a little wind and rain. Power might go out for a little bit. A few branches might get knocked down. But we’re talking winds of 50-60 mph max! … Continue reading →

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Laugh at Adam Day

Posted on Monday, August 18, 2008 by Avitable

I found a few old pictures while I was going through some stuff and thought I’d share them with the world. First, could I look any more Republican? Second, could I look any more serial killerish? Finally, could I be … Continue reading →

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The Big Winnah

Posted on Sunday, August 17, 2008 by Avitable

Thanks to everyone who entered my final Lazy Sunday contest last week. Today, you can find out the answer and who the big winner! First, see how you did by viewing this Google spreadsheet. Next, here are the questions and … Continue reading →

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Mindless blather

Posted on Saturday, August 16, 2008 by Avitable

Mindless Saturday meme I got from Maria. Be prepared to be bored to absolute death: What is your favorite quotable line from a movie? I don’t have one. Instead, I like to quote anything from my favorite movies: Happy Gilmore, … Continue reading →

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Blech

Posted on Friday, August 15, 2008 by Avitable

Ever have one of those days when it seems like your friends suck and everything just makes you cranky? Yeah.

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Dirty poems by Adam

Posted on Thursday, August 14, 2008 by Avitable

For your entertainment: I once knew a blogger named Karl. He kept all his semen in a jar. When he ran out of juice, He twisted the cap loose, And drank it alone in his car. There once was this … Continue reading →

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Along came a spider

Posted on Wednesday, August 13, 2008 by Avitable

Before today’s post, just a few quick reminders: First, for only $7.00, you can win a chance for a roundtrip ticket to Orlando for the Halloween Party! And if you get your friends to sponsor you by buying tickets in … Continue reading →

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