The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Monthly Archives: August 2008
Huge Announcement
Did I happen to mention that I’m having a huge, kick-ass Halloween party that all of you are invited to attend? Well, just in case you’ve been living in a cave for the last three months, I have been preparing … Continue reading
Posted in Partay
Tagged avitable, grand prize, halloween, neverwas, party, raffle, t-shirts, zazzle
54 Comments
Lazy Sunday 50
Welcome to the 50th and final edition of Lazy Sunday! I’ve been enjoying doing these contests but the time and effort involved writing them every Saturday started to seem reversely proportional to the number of people who entered. It also … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged amazon.com, avitable, contest, fun, ipod, ipod touch, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie-quotes, movies, myspace, prizes, surveys
31 Comments
Do people read blogs on Saturdays?
You’d think that the weekend would be the time when more people read blogs. They’re more likely to have free time and be sitting down to check personal email, catch up on things, pay bills, etc. But Saturdays have always … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, delurking, lungevity foundation, statistics, traffic
128 Comments
Dear 13 year old Avitable
Saw this over at Shamelessly Sassy’s. The concept is a letter to yourself at age 18. I’m tweaking it a bit and moving it back to 13, because by 18 I already knew everything (ha!). And since there’s so much … Continue reading
OMGLOLWOOT!!
I’M SO EXCITED! My Davewear finally came! I ordered it years and years ago and have been dreaming about it ever since. It is the coolest, most awesome stuff ever, and if you didn’t order some, you should be sooo … Continue reading
Manliness
Britt: “I told Jared I’d go see The Dark Knight with him, even though I’ve already seen it. I don’t do well watching movies twice.” Me: “Don’t do well? What does that even mean?” Britt: “Pfft. Anyways, we might go … Continue reading
Such a cocktease
I know I said this months or years ago, but I’m very close to an announcement about the Halloween party, and it will be a big one! I was waiting on a third party and they finally came through, so … Continue reading
Rocking out with her brass balls out
Saturday night was a night out at Universal Citywalk. My wife, her friend Lisa, and I went over to Emeril’s for dinner, where they sell their merchandise on the menu. It was moderately expensive, but I don’t mind paying $100 … Continue reading
Lazy Sunday XLIX
Welcome to the penultimate 49th Edition of Lazy Sunday! I don’t know if I’m just making these too hard or if everybody’s just really hungover on Sundays recently, but the results were pretty miserable – skip to the end of … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more, Serious stuff
Tagged amazon.com, avitable, contest, fun, ipod, ipod touch, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie-quotes, movies, myspace, prizes, surveys
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