Monthly Archives: August 2008

Huge Announcement

Did I happen to mention that I’m having a huge, kick-ass Halloween party that all of you are invited to attend? Well, just in case you’ve been living in a cave for the last three months, I have been preparing … Continue reading

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Upping the ante

There’s a downfall to notorious posts like last week’s nutshot. Other than scarring your brains and retinas, that is. And that’s the well-known issue of raising the bar. Upping the ante. Keeping it fresh. After a while, though, you’ve done … Continue reading

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Lazy Sunday 50

Welcome to the 50th and final edition of Lazy Sunday! I’ve been enjoying doing these contests but the time and effort involved writing them every Saturday started to seem reversely proportional to the number of people who entered. It also … Continue reading

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Do people read blogs on Saturdays?

You’d think that the weekend would be the time when more people read blogs. They’re more likely to have free time and be sitting down to check personal email, catch up on things, pay bills, etc. But Saturdays have always … Continue reading

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Dear 13 year old Avitable

Saw this over at Shamelessly Sassy’s. The concept is a letter to yourself at age 18. I’m tweaking it a bit and moving it back to 13, because by 18 I already knew everything (ha!). And since there’s so much … Continue reading

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OMGLOLWOOT!!

I’M SO EXCITED! My Davewear finally came! I ordered it years and years ago and have been dreaming about it ever since. It is the coolest, most awesome stuff ever, and if you didn’t order some, you should be sooo … Continue reading

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Manliness

Britt: “I told Jared I’d go see The Dark Knight with him, even though I’ve already seen it. I don’t do well watching movies twice.” Me: “Don’t do well? What does that even mean?” Britt: “Pfft. Anyways, we might go … Continue reading

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Such a cocktease

I know I said this months or years ago, but I’m very close to an announcement about the Halloween party, and it will be a big one! I was waiting on a third party and they finally came through, so … Continue reading

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Rocking out with her brass balls out

Saturday night was a night out at Universal Citywalk. My wife, her friend Lisa, and I went over to Emeril’s for dinner, where they sell their merchandise on the menu. It was moderately expensive, but I don’t mind paying $100 … Continue reading

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Lazy Sunday XLIX

Welcome to the penultimate 49th Edition of Lazy Sunday! I don’t know if I’m just making these too hard or if everybody’s just really hungover on Sundays recently, but the results were pretty miserable – skip to the end of … Continue reading

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