Comments on: You lazy fuckers should be at work. http://www.avitable.com/2008/09/01/you-lazy-fuckers-should-be-at-work/ Tact is for pussies Sat, 20 Mar 2010 19:54:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/09/01/you-lazy-fuckers-should-be-at-work/#comment-34021 Avitable Mon, 08 Sep 2008 18:33:50 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1866#comment-34021 No, you're still a lazy fucker. No, you're still a lazy fucker.

]]> By: martymankins http://www.avitable.com/2008/09/01/you-lazy-fuckers-should-be-at-work/#comment-33965 martymankins Sun, 07 Sep 2008 19:13:26 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1866#comment-33965 True, I didn't go into work on Monday, but still had to log in at least twice for backup tapes. Does that count as working? True, I didn't go into work on Monday, but still had to log in at least twice for backup tapes. Does that count as working?

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/09/01/you-lazy-fuckers-should-be-at-work/#comment-33699 Avitable Wed, 03 Sep 2008 12:26:03 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1866#comment-33699 <b>Poppy</b>, I'm almost there. It's a long walk! <b>Kapgar</b>, yup - how'd you guess? Poppy, I'm almost there. It's a long walk!

Kapgar, yup – how'd you guess?

]]> By: kapgar http://www.avitable.com/2008/09/01/you-lazy-fuckers-should-be-at-work/#comment-33688 kapgar Wed, 03 Sep 2008 04:26:48 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1866#comment-33688 Is that one of those sandworms from Tremors? Sure looked like it. Is that one of those sandworms from Tremors? Sure looked like it.

]]> By: Poppy http://www.avitable.com/2008/09/01/you-lazy-fuckers-should-be-at-work/#comment-33672 Poppy Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:51:46 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1866#comment-33672 I still don't see you or a coffee. What the hell? Are you taking a BREAK or something?! I think all the work I did today makes up for yesterday. If I'd still been in VT I would have had to work last Monday (the August one) to this Friday (the September one) straight. Gotta love Back to School. I still don't see you or a coffee. What the hell? Are you taking a BREAK or something?!

I think all the work I did today makes up for yesterday. If I'd still been in VT I would have had to work last Monday (the August one) to this Friday (the September one) straight. Gotta love Back to School.

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/09/01/you-lazy-fuckers-should-be-at-work/#comment-33663 Avitable Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:42:35 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1866#comment-33663 <b>Sybil</b>, those commercials have apparently seeped into my subconscious. <b>Cheri</b>, oh, I don't mind giving days off, but when I choose, not when the government tells me I have to. <b>Penny</b>, I just don't understand why people take that day! Sybil, those commercials have apparently seeped into my subconscious.

Cheri, oh, I don't mind giving days off, but when I choose, not when the government tells me I have to.

Penny, I just don't understand why people take that day!

]]> By: penny http://www.avitable.com/2008/09/01/you-lazy-fuckers-should-be-at-work/#comment-33662 penny Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:37:52 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1866#comment-33662 Can I not have 1 day out of 365 off? And choose my birthday for that day? Is that too much to ask? I work the other 364 days of the year. (Yes, I know it's a leap year. I took 2 days off this year, neither of which was my birthday, so that still leaves 364 days of work this year.) Can I not have 1 day out of 365 off? And choose my birthday for that day? Is that too much to ask? I work the other 364 days of the year. (Yes, I know it's a leap year. I took 2 days off this year, neither of which was my birthday, so that still leaves 364 days of work this year.)

]]> By: Cheri http://www.avitable.com/2008/09/01/you-lazy-fuckers-should-be-at-work/#comment-33661 Cheri Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:36:40 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1866#comment-33661 I'm glad you're not my boss. My boss loves giving me holidays off - he even gives me extra time off around holidays. He's not working either so I guess it's only fair. :-) However I don't get all those government holidays off - just some. I'm glad you're not my boss. My boss loves giving me holidays off – he even gives me extra time off around holidays. He's not working either so I guess it's only fair. -)
However I don't get all those government holidays off – just some.

]]> By: Sybil Law http://www.avitable.com/2008/09/01/you-lazy-fuckers-should-be-at-work/#comment-33659 Sybil Law Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:28:44 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1866#comment-33659 :lmao: I think employers should supply the Valtrex (which I had to google, by the way! I thought for sure that was the stuff for people who have to pee all the time, but you were right!. :lmao: :lmao:
I think employers should supply the Valtrex (which I had to google, by the way! I thought for sure that was the stuff for people who have to pee all the time, but you were right!.
:lmao:

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/09/01/you-lazy-fuckers-should-be-at-work/#comment-33658 Avitable Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:20:47 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1866#comment-33658 <b>Danalyn</b>, once you see my dick, you'll never go back. <b>Stephanie</b>, why wouldn't you look? I totally knew you wanted to. <b>Andria</b>, that's some exercise! <b>Hello</b>, sure it is! That's what my penis looks like! <b>BE Earl</b>, yeah, but you're not the employer! <b>Penny</b>, I do not understand adults who want their birthdays off - can't you just go out to dinner? <b>Scout's Honor</b>, trust me, it's much better than the reality. <b>Shelli</b>, I agree. Fucking teachers! <b>Dave2</b>, oh, I know you're a hard worker. That makes two of us. <b>PotU</b>, but I can because I'm the one who gets fucked. <b>Sybil</b>, yes, it is. Now go take your Valtrex. <b>Gina</b>, well, maybe you need a boss like me! <b>Sarah</b>, nobody's sympathetic to me. <b>Maria</b>, why would you think it's phony? <b>Jessica</b>, you just need a better boss. <b>Chris</b>, it's all about the dick with you gay men, isn't it? <b>Dan</b>, 38? Wow! <b>Kelley</b>, you're in Canada, right? That explains everything. <b>Britt</b>, no sympathy. Fucker. <b>Delmer</b>, of course it is. /pats your head <b>Lisa</b>, #1, baby! <b>Grant</b>, I give the day off after Thanksgiving voluntarily. I just have an issue with the federal government telling me what days I have to give employees off because the schools and day cares will be closed. <b>Sam</b>, it's always labour to stroke the beast. <b>Stacey</b>, that's two too many! <b>EG</b>, happy birthday, but good! <b>LMSS</b>, time and a half is always good. <b>Em</b>, what's unfair? Is that too much man for you? <b>Penelope</b>, I thought you were brave. <b>Poppy</b>, I'll start walking some over to you now. <b>Siddharth</b>, if you can't even spell blog right . . . <b>Amanda</b>, don't be mad! I'll email you the real thing. <b>Jay</b>, well, of course you deserve it. You're a tireless public servant. /rolls eyes. <b>Robin</b>, yet I don't! <b>Dragon</b>, Purple Thunder Stick is the name of my band. <b>Manager Mom</b>, the Polish have heroes? <b>Hello</b>, oh my God why the fuck do you know that? <b>Elisa</b>, so you don't want your husband home, is that what you're saying. <b>Liquid</b>, I'm trying to make my blog safe for children. <b>BTDT</b>, well, my hand is usually on it, so I thought I'd mix it up for once. <b>Turnbaby</b>, well, the courts are closed, so I can't blame you. <b>Faiqa</b>, I am THE MAN! <b>Kimberly</b>, we'd be on the brink of destruction. <b>Becky</b>, I'm glad that healthcare is at least reasonable when it comes to days off. <b>Michelle</b>, ew to what? Be specific, dammit. <b>Kris</b>, yeah, because working 8 hours is so fucking exhausting that you need to recharge your batteries! That would suck if I had to give my employees 20 days off a year. Recockulous. Danalyn, once you see my dick, you'll never go back.

Stephanie, why wouldn't you look? I totally knew you wanted to.

Andria, that's some exercise!

Hello, sure it is! That's what my penis looks like!

BE Earl, yeah, but you're not the employer!

Penny, I do not understand adults who want their birthdays off – can't you just go out to dinner?

Scout's Honor, trust me, it's much better than the reality.

Shelli, I agree. Fucking teachers!

Dave2, oh, I know you're a hard worker. That makes two of us.

PotU, but I can because I'm the one who gets fucked.

Sybil, yes, it is. Now go take your Valtrex.

Gina, well, maybe you need a boss like me!

Sarah, nobody's sympathetic to me.

Maria, why would you think it's phony?

Jessica, you just need a better boss.

Chris, it's all about the dick with you gay men, isn't it?

Dan, 38? Wow!

Kelley, you're in Canada, right? That explains everything.

Britt, no sympathy. Fucker.

Delmer, of course it is. /pats your head

Lisa, #1, baby!

Grant, I give the day off after Thanksgiving voluntarily. I just have an issue with the federal government telling me what days I have to give employees off because the schools and day cares will be closed.

Sam, it's always labour to stroke the beast.

Stacey, that's two too many!

EG, happy birthday, but good!

LMSS, time and a half is always good.

Em, what's unfair? Is that too much man for you?

Penelope, I thought you were brave.

Poppy, I'll start walking some over to you now.

Siddharth, if you can't even spell blog right . . .

Amanda, don't be mad! I'll email you the real thing.

Jay, well, of course you deserve it. You're a tireless public servant. /rolls eyes.

Robin, yet I don't!

Dragon, Purple Thunder Stick is the name of my band.

Manager Mom, the Polish have heroes?

Hello, oh my God why the fuck do you know that?

Elisa, so you don't want your husband home, is that what you're saying.

Liquid, I'm trying to make my blog safe for children.

BTDT, well, my hand is usually on it, so I thought I'd mix it up for once.

Turnbaby, well, the courts are closed, so I can't blame you.

Faiqa, I am THE MAN!

Kimberly, we'd be on the brink of destruction.

Becky, I'm glad that healthcare is at least reasonable when it comes to days off.

Michelle, ew to what? Be specific, dammit.

Kris, yeah, because working 8 hours is so fucking exhausting that you need to recharge your batteries! That would suck if I had to give my employees 20 days off a year. Recockulous.

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