Please tell the police that the number one suspect in my exploding death is Texas de Brazil.
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Friday, September 5, 2008 @ 12:00 am
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tagged avitable, exploding, food, gluttony, my art, texas de brazil
From the looks of that place, I can think of worse ways to go. RIP ;)
Comments by suze
You know that they do have the red button too...or did you fill up on the salad bar? That is a classic churrascuria error...
Comments by Maman
DANG! I thought I was first in on comments. FUCK ME!
Comments by Maman
Just wait until the Police get a load of Blogography du Austin....
Comments by whall
That reminds me of "Monty python's: meaning of life".
Comments by Zom
I'd have expected more cheese burgers there...
Comments by Dave2
Dude, I pity the person who enters the bathroom after you tomorrow. Hopefully, it's not Britt.
Comments by Andria
I went to our Brazilian Steakhouse one time and will never go back. Ahem, I was stuffed and couldn't poop for days!
TMI, I know.
Comments by Hilly
Dude...you know it's because you won't fart. You have to get over your aversion to cutting the cheese, Adam.
Comments by Stephanie
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TICKLE PUKING!!!!!!!!
Or the finger... take your pick!
Comments by Poppy
And yet you had time to use photoshop. You are dedicated, sir.
Comments by Amanda
I spy bacon.
And children.
Shame.
Comments by Carolina
Well now what am I supposed to do with those plane tickets?
Comments by Sarah
You contaminated Veronica Mars?
Comments by penny
You are being featured on Five Star Friday:
http://www.fivestarfriday.com/2008/09/five-star-friday-edition-22.html
Comments by schmutzie
Places like Texas de Brazil represent everything that is wayward and sad about our civilization.
Why is there a shoe in your explosion? Did you eat the shoe, or is it supposed to be the shoe you were wearing?
Comments by Faiqa
oh, is that one of those places where they come to your table and carve you off great slabs of meat?
Comments by Crys
Hey moron, those diet coke should be in pre-opened glass bottles.
Comments by Clown
Dude, I've never been to that particular chain, but there's a place up here called Carnivale that I've been to a number of times. Meat, on a stick, cut at your table? Best.idea.ever.
The place up here did these amazing sausages on the skewers; I could have just eaten those.
Also, do they do the pineapple (on the stick, of course) in syrup there for the dessert?
Damnit. Now I have to go back.
Comments by SciFi Dad
We have a few similar type places. One is called Greenfields and the other is Master Grill. The secret is to avoid the salad bar and the bread.
Obviously you didn't know the secret.
Comments by NYCWD
You ate Britt, Veronica Mars and a gator?!
(That sounds like a set-up for a joke, somehow.)
Yesterday - not enough sleep.
Last night, too much!
Anyway, my favorite - drawings!!!!!!!!!!
(Hope you feel better!)
Comments by Sybil Law
I've been craving steak for days. If I went to that place, I'd never leave.
Comments by Lisa
Nice going, Mr Creosote.
You should have skipped the dinner mint!They'll overstuff you every time!
Comments by metalmom
You took the wafer thin mint, didn't you, Mr. Creosote?
Comments by Gwen
I just want to clarify...
It's NOT OK to discuss your kid's poop -
but discussing your own massive shits is perfectly acceptable?
Comments by Miss Britt
Your art reminds me of Greg Hyland's. That is a good thing obviously.
Comments by Dan
DAMMIT!! Metalmom!! I was going to say it the 'wahfer thin mint' that made him explode ;-)
Comments by Turnbaby
Love the parmesan crusted porkloin they have.
LOVE. IT.
I went to the one up in Memphis. It was awesome. The guys bringing the meat skewers to the table were fucking HAWT too! Sexy men bringing meat to my table. Best. Idea. Evar!
Comments by Blondefabulous
You pooped a birthday cake?!! SWEET!!
I am a little disturbed by the cat. Which Chinese restaurant did that one come from?
Comments by Little Miss Sunshine State
Do you think all angels have beards? Or is it just the one that is assigned to you?
Things that make you go hmmmmm....
Comments by Evil Genius
I love that cartoon. I'm gonna have to try one of those Brazilian places. I'll have to ask Hilly where it is...
Comments by Winter
Suze, death by exploding from too much food is a good way to go.
Maman, I barely touched the salad bar, but I didn't want to show the red button - I wanted more meat!
Whall, by capitalizing "police", I'm assuming you mean Sting and his band?
Zom, I must have missed that one.
Dave, well, the rest had digested - this is just from eating at Texas de Brazil!
Andria, I have my very own bathroom!
Hilly, I had to sleep sitting up last night.
Stephanie, that has nothing to do with it!
Poppy, blargaarararegaegagggghhhhh!
Amanda, what, you don't think I drew that whole thing by hand?
Carolina, you're lucky you didn't accidentally end up in there!
Sarah, come to my funeral.
Penny, contaminated? I exploded. Like burst. I ate Veronica Mars!
Schmutzie, ooooh, shiny!
Faiqa, what are you talking about? Those places are an apex of civilization. And clearly, I ate the shoe.
Crystal, why yes it is.
Clown, too hard to draw when I was that full.
SciFi Dad, they did not have that for dessert. They did have carrot cake, but I was barely able to touch it.
NYCWD, have you seen me? I know the secret. All I ate was meat. Too. Much. Meat.
Sybil, I knew someone would see Britt hidden there!
Lisa, I didn't leave. I fell over and accidentally rolled out of there.
Metalmom, I've actually never seen that movie. Oh, and you're dating yourself.
Gwen, see above.
Britt, what shit? Did you look at the drawing? I clearly exploded.
Dan, I don't know who that is.
Turnbaby, all of you old folk!
Blondefabulous, the parmesan pork was outstanding.
LMSS, there was no pooping! I exploded. And I eat pussy.
Evil Genius, I'm dead, so that's me as an angel floating upward. Sigh.
Winter, they are sooo good!
Comments by Avitable
Churrascarias can be churrascary!
See what I did there?
Dawg - have you tried Plataforma over on w. 49th street? Green Field is a chain, I think. Feh!
Comments by B.E. Earl
so explain to me why you didn't suggest that piece of heaven that night karl and britt and me all did dinner with you? fucker!
(glad you enjoyed yourself!)
Comments by hello haha narf
Dude. I hate it when that happens. Except when it happens in a flood of happy food from a place that bills itself as a "Brazilian Steahouse". Then it's kind of ok.
Comments by Steph
Everyone always blames Texas. And Brazil. Apparently.
Comments by Jenny, Bloggess
are those your short curlies over to the left, bottom? Because that? That is HYSTERICAL. I've almost died from Brazilian BBQ, too. My husband and brother loved it so much that after about a year of frequenting the place, I became a vegetarian. Not because I decided to, the mere SIGHT of meat started to turn my stomach. So beware!!! haha!
xo
b.
Comments by just beth
You gonna finish those french fries?
Comments by bluepaintred
You ate DVDs and silverware? Oh No!
Comments by PocketCT
Hey, there's a cat in there! And a crocodile...
Comments by Elizabeth
Who's going to clean that up?
Comments by Finn
here's the clip if you care to check it out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk
Comments by Zom
BE Earl, you are so clever!
Hello, I didn't know about it - and Britt wouldn't have let us drive all the way into Orlando.
Steph, it's the only way to die.
Jenny, usually I blame you specifically.
Just Beth, actually, no, that's what's left of Britt.
Bluepaintred, they're all yours!
PocketCT, when you're hungry, you don't discriminate.
Elizabeth, and the Holy Grail and an Obama sign.
Finn, that's what the housecleaner is for.
Zom, thanks!
Comments by Avitable
We've got a similar place here... I call it Carnivore's Paradise. Did I mention that I'm a carnivore? I didn't see anything wrong with your lovely pic (except you're missing something important in 'angel' form) our CP has seasonal additions to the menu. DH had alligator sausage last time we were there.
Comments by Mari
Ugh, flashbacks to that scene in The Meaning of Life.
Comments by Robin
om nom nom
Comments by bluepaintred
Note to Becky and Karl: Both Avi and Britt drove allllll the way into Orlando for me BOTH times I was there. Next time don't let them use that bullshit line on you.
(Heeeheeeeheeeeeee!!!)
Comments by Poppy
grrrrrrrrrrrrreat. thanks poppy. i always knew mom loved you best and now you have to rub my little nose in it.
Comments by hello haha narf
Yep I was beat to the wafer thin mint comment, I feel that way after our local Mexican place.
Comments by Mik
Well, at least your head is still intact.
Can I spit on your grave, now? Or just offer up some Diet Coke for my "homie." Or is it "homey." Whatever.
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
Incredible amount of food there. I remember reading the Twits about that. But then again, it's meat... a lot of it.
Comments by martymankins
Mari, my angel penis is holy and only visible to holy people.
Robin, finally, a movie that you've seen that I haven't.
BPR, did your iPod get there yet?
Poppy, yeah, but Britt had the kids this time.
Hello, Poppy's a stinker like that.
Mik, after Mexican, I feel a bit different.
Heather, the new urban word is "homeskillet".
Marty, more meat than one person should eat in a lifetime.
Comments by Avitable
@Becky: Did you just call Adam "Mom"?
HeHEHEHEHEehEheHeHEHEhehEhEhEHEEEEHEEEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!
Comments by Poppy
poppy, it is so much worse that he called you a "stinker" and you let that go without comment!
Comments by hello haha narf
I DIDN'T READ THAT UNTIL NOW. I was ignoring him.
I do stink if I eat cheese. But in a totally endearing way.
Comments by Poppy