Comments on: Things I don’t understand

By: Avitable

Avitable — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:25:38 +0000

Poppy, hah! You’re a licker, admit it.

GoW, that is impressive.

By: Ghost of Keywork

Ghost of Keywork — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 05:03:45 +0000

Yes, Avitable, I most certainly did. And I never even addressed the other nine topics. All five of my parents are equally proud of my ability to bring sex into every conversation I have.

By: Poppy

Poppy — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 02:49:49 +0000

Liquor? I hardly know her.

By: Avitable

Avitable — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 16:05:15 +0000

Tracy, braiiiins. Em, well, beer makes you stupid, and eating something that hurts just doesn't seem smart to me! EG, we are on a similar wavelength. I knew I liked you. Ballsac, you hate terminally ill kids too. Dani, good point. Poppy, I think you should only drink huge bowls of fruity alcoholic drinks. PotU, I understand the appeal as far as the people creating it, yeah. John, I'm like fucking Buddha mixed with Jesus. Nobody, you like strip clubs? Why??? Stephanie, you're a granny panty girl? Ghost of Keywork, did you just write a treatise on ugly vaginas? Just Beth, are you sure you're not really a man? :D That Girl, so it's for you, not for the man. I can see that. You're the first one who's made sense. And what's wrong with my smilies? Always Home, I don't think so. I've tried many, and they all taste like piss. Paul Johns, my wife likes Stella. I drink Diet Coke. Kris, Macs used to be preferable. PCs now have the exact same software, and you can click Ctrl S to save - there are more shorcuts for a PC than Macs. The right-click brings up add'l options that no Mac has. Jed, don't you think all songs convey a story? Sheila, you're a country music fan? Sigh. Raistlinsghost, lingerie gets in the way and strip clubs are nasty places for desperate people. Christie, me too! Bete de Jour, is that in the Boy Scout's manual?

By: Bête de Jour

Bête de Jour — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:17:29 +0000

Lingerie. If you’re lucky enough to get a lady in lingerie in the same room as you – or a gentleman I guess; heck, even a tapir, if that’s what you’re into – one of the best things you can do is rub the lady or gentleman or tapir really really hard and really, really fast. If you get it right, not only do sparks start to fire from your fingertips, but also, such an incredibly pleasant sensation will spread all around the body part of the person or browsing mammal you’re rubbing that they will love you forever. Often, if the lingerie is particularly erotic, world peace occurs.

Try it.

By: Christie

Christie — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:40:18 +0000

I don’t get running for fun either.

I’m tired just thinking about it….

By: raistlinsghost

raistlinsghost — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:16:25 +0000

Yeah I am going to have to go with Dave2 here: You must be a mutant. Not that that’s necessarily a bad thing.

If you don’t get the appeal of football or tattoos there’s really not a lot that persuading will do for you. As for lingerie and strip clubs, man, I’d ask you if you have a penis, but everyone who reads this blog knows you do thanks to a recent picture.

By: Sheila (Charm School Reject)

Sheila (Charm School Reject) — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:34:15 +0000

1. Football. Three words : Robby Gould’s Butt.
2. Tattoos. When done right, they’re amazing.
3. The Hills. Uck! Ew! Vomit!
4. Babies. When the parents don’t suck at life, babies are pretty damned awesome.
5. Lingerie. THANK YOU!
6. Spam (the food). Uck! Ew! Vomit!
7. Beer. Uck! Ew! Vomit!
8. Running for fun. I used to run for fun. Then I started running when I was pissed. Now I can barely run a block.
9. Strip clubs. THANK YOU!
10. Spicy food. Unless it’s gumbo or chili in the dead o’ winter, spicy food can suck a nut.
11. Baseball. I love baseball.
12. Chewing tobacco.Disgusting but then again, I smoke so I don’t have room to talk.
13. DDR. My brother and I were once made fun of at Hollywood Park when we tried this game. We were BAD.
14. Macs. I don’t understand the appeal – of course, I only recently learned that there was even a difference between them and “regular” computers.
15. Country music. Sorry but I love it – pretty much all of it.

By: Jed

Jed — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:34:00 +0000

1. Football. Something to waste time until NBA starts.
2. Tattoos. A chance to permanently scar yourself and possibly pick up a disease.
3. The Hills. Not familiar
4. Babies. If you are an early adapater of technology, but you think companies are putting out buggy crap just to pry money out of your wallet babies can use up that extra disposable income so you no longer have to curse Gates, Jobs, Sony, etc. again.
5. Lingerie. Wonderful stuff, I am currently on a bustier kick.
6. Spam (the food). dude, it’s just spiced HAM!
7. Beer. A great way for people who hate their lives to anthesize themselves.
8. Running for fun. There is a class of people out there called masochist. These individuals love pain. I assume they are hoping for shin splints.
9. Strip clubs. Fun if your wife is okay with it and wants you to tell her about it while she screws you silly.
10. Spicy food. Taste buds like.
11. Baseball. fun to play, okay to listen to on the radio as background noise otherwise blah.
12. Chewing tobacco. You can stain things and get cancer at the same time. What’s not to love?
13. DDR. No clue
14. Macs. Cheeses?
15. Country music. Actually very similar to rap in that both genres typically use the medium to convey a story.

By: Kris

Kris — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:16:02 +0000

If the PC was smart enough to get a patent when he created Windows all those years ago, we would have two computers to pick from. The reason PCs are inexpensive is he did not, so now Sony, HP and the like can re-produce them on the cheap. Making PCs accessible for Joe Average.
Macs are preferable for desktop publishing and design. I’ve worked at newspapers or 10+ years, and that’s all I’ve ever worked with, and when I’m on a PC I can’t deal.
Can you do a command s on a PC to save a document. That would drive me nuts to have to use your mouse for all that.
Plus, what’s the deal with right click? Stupid. I’m a one click type of girl. I heart my Mac.