I’m creating my own meme. Link back here if you decide to do it yourself:
My favorite age: 26
My best friend: Britt
My celebrity crush: Sarah Silverman. Or Avril Lavigne. Kristen Bell. Emma Watson. Natalie Portman.
My defining characteristic: Physically? My smile. Emotionally? My sense of humor.
My most evil moment: Dumping a girl in high school when she wouldn’t give me a blowjob.
My favorite food: Birthday cake.
My grossest injury: Once I scraped the head of my penis.
My biggest hatred: Stupid people
My most illegal activity: When I was in high school and college, I stole quite a bit.
My need for justice: When I see idiot drivers who are making the road a danger, I have to teach them a lesson!
My most knowledgeable field: I tend to know a little about a lot, rather than focus in one specific field. Although I do study comedy and humor extensively.
My life’s goal: Retire young and travel the world.
My mother’s influence: She taught me dark humor, how to laugh at anything, and how to manipulate damn near anyone.
My nerdiest point: That was probably role-playing “Vampire: The Masquerade” in the Commerce School classrooms in college.
My oldest memory: I remember climbing out of my crib and figuring out how to put on the TV to watch Sesame Street. My mother says I was 2.
My perfect date: I’m a simple guy. My perfect date would be going to see a good movie, then going out for burgers and ice cream.
My unanswered question: If there is eternity, wouldn’t it be horrible?
My random fact: I’ve never eaten a chicken wing.
My stupidest decision: I should have gone to Japan for a semester in college.
My favorite television show: Currently on air? 30 Rock. Of all time? Buffy the Vampire Slayer
My style of underwear: Boxer briefs. I wear them around like shorts.
My favorite vegetable: None. I guess I can handle iceberg lettuce if there is lots of dressing.
My weakest trait: I have very little restraint.
My X-men power: Healing ability. And adamantium claws.
My strongest yearning: To be loved by millions.
My moment of Zen: Driving fast at night with the windows down and music blasting.