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30 Days of Truth Day 15 – Something/someone I can’t live without
Twitter: Amanda234
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Your penis looks glorious, as always.
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Laughing. It took me to realize that was your penis and not just a third leg.
What can I say? I’m used to freaks around here.
I’ll just call you Tripod from now one.
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My, my. That’s a mighty long air valve you’ve got there, sir.
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Did you remember to put some sunscreen on that thing?
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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all this time and the chest hair “face” STILL cracks me the fuck up. :heartbeat:
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Have you lost weight or is your penis growing? :sex023:
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don’t tease. the weather man mentioned the word snow.
:crazywife:
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When will you announce the raffle winners? Not that I’m anxious or anything …
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Cool! I didn’t know you had a tail!
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Your penis is truly magnificent. I’ll bet you take it out so often that you don’t even need sunscreen. Can it be used as a floatation device?
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You look like a lollipop…
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You _do_ look like a lollipop! :clap:
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OMG! I had to scroll up to look again. You DO look like a lollipop… with a chest-hair face! Heh!
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Brilliant, as usual. your wife must be one HAPPY woman! :woohoo:
J.
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Oh, boy. Avitapenis sighting!
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Hello! My, my, your proportions are…stunning.
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Looks it’s Avitable..on a stick! Wonder if Jeff Dunham is looking for a new puppet?
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Twitter: blondefabulous
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Um…..you will be liberally applying sunscreen right? Sun burn “There” would be a real pain in the……dick!
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If that was a raft, you sure wouldn’t need an oar!
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HA HA, it looks like you have a broom stick up your ass!
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At first I thought that is one skinny penis. But then I noticed how thin your arms and legs are.
Holy Mother McCreedy – no wonder you prefer to go pants-less!!!
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Love your cartoon work
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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Ah, the central Florida pool snake in its natural habitat.
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Laughing laughing laughing
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Is this the view we would get if we put your address into Google Maps?
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Twitter: poppycede
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You got your chest hair sculpted?
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You should put some sunscreen on your unit, just so you don’t get sunburn.
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Nice to see your tripod gets a little time in the sun now and then.
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Amanda, it is a magnificent creature.
Redneck Mommy, his name is Charlie.
Penny, I need inflating sometimes.
LMSS, always!
Hello, I owe you a picture and a prize still – that reminded me!
Stephanie, it grows an inch a day.
BPR, you have to be shitting me!
SJ, probably tomorrow’s post.
Breigh, want to pet it?
Ioma, yes, and as a rope to cross cliffs.
Martin, that’s true – I didn’t even see that.
Dee, how many licks does it take?
Robin, I do have a face on my chest. Doesn’t everyone?
Hoosier Girl, unfortunately, that drawing is actual size, not to scale.
Grant, it’s like a holiday!
Bluestreak, it’s actual size.
Diva65, I KEEL YOU!
Blondefabulous, burned penis is no fun.
Sybil, very true.
Nobody, I’m not a Republican.
Evil Genius, I usually put a roller skate on the end so I can wheel it around.
Dr. Zibbs, thanks!
BE Earl, gotta watch out for the skimmer.
Turnbaby, with or at?
Mik, probably. It might blind you.
Poppy, no, that’s the tousled look.
Marty, I’ll just make it wear a T-shirt.
Atomic Bombshell, can’t let it get too white and pasty!
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sorry dear! the roofs of all the houses were covered in frost this morning! Tonight hubs and I will be turning off all the outside water. its 13 right now, and we are expected to hit -2 in the night.
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BPR, fuck. That’s ridiculous!
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