Oh, The Joys, that's why our stories are always so much better than everyone else's!

As my grandfather used to say… "Never let facts get in the way of a good story."

Sage advice from him, no?

Those eggs weren't bought any earlier than June. I'm sure of it.

I just do it to myself because I'm a housewife with no kids, I figure I SHOULD be doing the cooking

Amanda, I know! Well, except she ate them, too.

Sybil, I'm glad you can laugh at my pain.

Redneck Mommy, we should teach our dog to cook.

SJ, I know! Then what would we do?

BE Earl, I think she enjoyed that.

Suebob, I completely hate them now.

Hilly, she was eating them with gusto, too.

Jay, yeah. I was hungry!

Dave, they were a good vintage.

Trukindog, no, and now I'm retching a little.

Ioma, she thought they were tasty.

Penny, I won't even eat something if they expire within the next week.

BPR, they actually smelled fine, surprisingly.

Breigh, so, since your his wife, you're expected to cook? Can't he cook his own fucking meals if he wants "home-cooked"?

Bluestreak, until now, we never ate the rotten food.

Lilacspecs, that's a genius idea!

Lisa, I didn't. Although I was in the bathroom for a while.

Blondefabulous, please don't tell me.

SciFi Dad, I know – at least you weren't here.

Robin, I'm fine. Now.

Sue, I didn't!

NYCWD, so did my wife, apparently.

Bossy, haven't you been reading my posts? I think I make people gag all the time.

Turnbaby, I did indeed finish my dinner.

Britt, good point.

HG, your poor kids.

Marty, apparently, they're not. And I think I'll abstain from eggs for a long time.

Grant, spices can get maggots? Shit.

Robin, I'm glad that you can applaud my pain!

Finn, they had a little texture to them.

Christie, I wasn't laughint at the time.

RW, do they?

Poppy, ugh!

Em, they didn't taste that bad.

TSM, I'm so glad you're not my wife!

Atomic Bombshell, a regular laugh a minute.

CMG, you want my comics? I'll put it in the will.

Kris, that's horrible. They are not!

Clown, my imaginary friends is what I meant to say.

Wayne, you clearly have a stomach of steel.

Evil Genius, nope. We ate the whole thing.

Sheila, did it taste like eggs?

Molly's Mom, Tums was my antacid of choice.

Holly, I keep a library in there.

Kapgar, she ate them all, too!

Fantastagirl, I refuse to eat anything that's within one week from expiration either way!

HG, nice job!

Laurin, eggs give you migraines?

Winter, ew.

Stephanie, I'm just like that, too.

Greg, yes. Exactly.

Faiqa, I was too weak to even write a real post.

Janna, egg sandwiches are the only way I'll eat eggs.

Meg, we typically want to go out and not deal with it. The nice thing about no kids!

John, just a bit, maybe.

Rachel, why don't you typically read my blog? You totally should.

And yet, Egg McMuffins sound just fine, for some reason.

Just think of it as me being quirky yet still relatively lovable.