Now, that I've collected myself, I would like to announce that this dear woman's lucid and provocative arguments have caused me to search deep within myself for what is best for America. I cannot, in good conscience, cast my vote for Barrrack Hooosayn Obama.
Ooohhhh, NOOO. I didn't realize these people actually existed, I thought they were just a rural myth. I thought cartoons of 'em and stuff were like some sort of scare tactic perpetuated by classy plantation owning townspeople meant to keep us out of the stunningly gorgeous American countryside. I hope no one minds if, after shaking my head rapidly a few times, I bury the memory of this traumatic video, and stick my head back in the glorious urban sand. Thank you.
The guy in front, from Spain, (WHAT??) I don't think he had teeth. And he talked like that guy from King of the Hill. That's my future ex-husband right there.
Nothing says good government like knowing those folks are drinking and smoking with your / my money whilst voting for Hilary.
Oh wait. You have to be registered to vote to vote. I'm willing to bet that they were too busy making meth, smoking menthol cigarettes and riding on their Kentucky SUV to get to the local schoolhouse to register to vote.
Oh, and the over-under on them knowing where ANY schoolhouse is will now be set to no fucking way.
And just as an aside, doesn't that chick make you think of Susan Sarandon if Hollywood hadn't worked out for her?
Take out the drawling accent and age them by about 30 years, and you'll have a fair representation of most of my customers. I know a gentleman who is afraid that if Obama is elected he will enslave the white race as payback.
I'm at work so I can't watch the video, but I like to pretend that the flood of e-mail comments I get from leaving a note here are personal messages from people who like me, so I'm leaving this waste of space comment just for that.
LMAO @ Britt's comment and Sam's is unfortunately too true.
There are these folks in EVERY state.
Scary thing is she has just enough knowledge to be dangerous.
Cause she apparently votes.
And at least she's not against blacks–she said his name over and over and didn't call him "Osambo" which appears to be the favorite racial slur going around right now.
OSAMBO? Talk about multitasking and highly effective racists. Let's see, they can offend African Americans, Arabs, people with Arab names who are not Arab (like me), people named Osama, people named Sambo (lol) Democrats AND decent human beings in just six letters. Somebody's been reading Stephen Coveeeey!
You just know they're sitting around now watching one of your video blogs and saying "What's with this idiot? His political views are stupid. Can he even speak English?" Except they are three whereas you are one, and their voting power is, um, let's see, carry the pi… Okay, I'm not sure about the math, but their voting power is greater than yours.
I could tell that she was saying "HoooooSAIN" repeatedly. I propose a new drinking game where we all do a shot every time she says "HoooooooSAIN". Maybe at the Halloween party?
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Fucking Clinton fans!
Seriously – :puke:
I hate people, too.
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Well, blacks got nothing to do with the a-rabs trying to sneak him into the country
I'm embarrassed as a democrat, a woman, and an american
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Meth is a hell of a drug.
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BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I really…wait, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, no, …HAHAHAHAHAHA! But seriously, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ahem.
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I think I'm in love.
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Now, that I've collected myself, I would like to announce that this dear woman's lucid and provocative arguments have caused me to search deep within myself for what is best for America. I cannot, in good conscience, cast my vote for Barrrack Hooosayn Obama.
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Holy Hell. Those people have remembered to eat and breathe EVERY DAY.
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that sound? me weeping for the future.
i hope she is not reproducing.
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for that matter, i hope that none of those fucking freaks are reproducing.
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That's no way to talk about your mother Avitable
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I'm not sure I'll ever be able to forgive you for this.
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Ooohhhh, NOOO. I didn't realize these people actually existed, I thought they were just a rural myth. I thought cartoons of 'em and stuff were like some sort of scare tactic perpetuated by classy plantation owning townspeople meant to keep us out of the stunningly gorgeous American countryside. I hope no one minds if, after shaking my head rapidly a few times, I bury the memory of this traumatic video, and stick my head back in the glorious urban sand. Thank you.
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I love how the guy to the left is aware of how hick and demented they are, hence trying to cover up his face.
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The guy in front, from Spain, (WHAT??) I don't think he had teeth. And he talked like that guy from King of the Hill. That's my future ex-husband right there.
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*stikes up the banjo*
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Why you gotta make fun of my husband's people? A redneck threesome with a dog involved? It don't get no better than that.
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OK, I couldn't even get through the whole thing. I was disgusted that you had youtube footage of my former neighbors in Bowling Green.
What the hell were they riding? I thought it was an ATV, but it looked like there were 15 people riding it?
That is what happens when cousins marry!
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Hahahaha! OMG that was awful.
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Nothing says good government like knowing those folks are drinking and smoking with your / my money whilst voting for Hilary.
Oh wait. You have to be registered to vote to vote. I'm willing to bet that they were too busy making meth, smoking menthol cigarettes and riding on their Kentucky SUV to get to the local schoolhouse to register to vote.
Oh, and the over-under on them knowing where ANY schoolhouse is will now be set to no fucking way.
And just as an aside, doesn't that chick make you think of Susan Sarandon if Hollywood hadn't worked out for her?
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Democracy.
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Was that Bill Maher driving the tractor? Pretty worldly of him…
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I feel kinda bad for Hillary.
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At least she shaves her arm pits.
Ba-ddddd-ock Ewwwsain Obama FTW!
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All that woman needs is a little product and some new specs, and she could be Vice President.
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Take out the drawling accent and age them by about 30 years, and you'll have a fair representation of most of my customers. I know a gentleman who is afraid that if Obama is elected he will enslave the white race as payback.
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O.
M.
G.
That frightens me.
Seriously.
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Hey! When did you start putting "Clearly You're Retarded" on streaming video?
And I thought Britt quit smoking.
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{Shudder}
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Uhmm…WOW! That was just plain scarry.
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Heh.
And we have the audacity to consider other countries "third world".
Incredible this exists in America in the 21st Century.
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Head fucking exploding.
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How did you manage to convince my neighbours to appear on camera?
I don't know who I hate more…those stupid asses or you for making me watch this hillbilly shit.
Damn.
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Please stop encouraging me to waste minutes of my life.
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It saddens me that there are people who are truly that ignorant who are allowed to vote.
Hell, it saddens me that they are allowed to exist.
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:crying:
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Is she drunk?
Maybe they should have an IQ test before people are allowed to vote.
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I'm at work so I can't watch the video, but I like to pretend that the flood of e-mail comments I get from leaving a note here are personal messages from people who like me, so I'm leaving this waste of space comment just for that.
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I swear to God, I saw them in the WalMart in Apopka. Except, they had 6 dirty little kids with them.
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It made me wonder how many are like this. God help y'all, America.
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Oh my God… FREAKS!
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OMG. If that is who's voting you guys are fucked.
Maybe you can make a quick law that states your IQ has to be higher than your age to vote in the election… Geez.
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oh my god i just threw up in my mouth. this makes me hate people too.
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LMAO at Britt's comment
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Somebody get these people a reality show on CMT right now!
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@ functionally Retodded ……. I was thinking the same thing!! :thumbsup:
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It's because of people like this that Bush became your President in the first place.
*duck and cover*
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You gotta wonder where they were going all dolled up on their ATV. Probably a KKK rally down yonder.
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Dear Jesus,
Thank you for seeing fit to make sure I was born and raised in California.
Regards,
Hilly (the non redneck retard)
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People?
PEOPLE?!?!?!?
I hate SMOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh Dear Lord!
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wow. just, wow…
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thanks zom. It's tough to be right sometimes. LOL
And I'd watch that a bajillion times if you could wash two girls one cup out of my brain.
Fucking Avitable. (shakes fist).
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I think I know them. Aren't they from Parkersburg Iowa??
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It was pandalerium!
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Perhaps if we sent over Gordon Brown, that's a nice western name, she would be happy.
Would be win-win as far as I can tell.
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Oh too freakin' funny! And yet scary all at the same time.
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"That don't make much sense, does it."
Right on.
Is that Dueling Banjos I hear in the background…?
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Only in America can you be free to be this idiotic and ignorant. What a country.
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Jesus Jimminy Christ on a scooter. I think I'm related to those people. Fucking hillbillies…
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I for one would like to read her blog, does anyone have the URL please?
:puke:
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LMAO @ Britt's comment and Sam's is unfortunately too true.
There are these folks in EVERY state.
Scary thing is she has just enough knowledge to be dangerous.
Cause she apparently votes.
And at least she's not against blacks–she said his name over and over and didn't call him "Osambo" which appears to be the favorite racial slur going around right now.
Sigh
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oh my god.
Obama should use that in his campaign.
God, the shame.
WHY DON'T THEY HAVE TEETH?
God.
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I honestly didn't think there were people who said "AY-RAB". i thought that was a joke. i mean, JASON CRISP!
AND GET SOME DENTURES!
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Oh my fucking god!!! Were these people even speaking english???
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I hate seeing it… but it is important to remember just how ignorant people can be.
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OSAMBO? Talk about multitasking and highly effective racists. Let's see, they can offend African Americans, Arabs, people with Arab names who are not Arab (like me), people named Osama, people named Sambo (lol) Democrats AND decent human beings in just six letters. Somebody's been reading Stephen Coveeeey!
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One more reason I think we should institute a law whereby couples are forced to take an IQ test prior to breeding.
Oh, and a hygiene test as well.
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How sad that people are so ignorant. I thought there'd be a banjo playing in the background. Where did you ever find this?
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You just know they're sitting around now watching one of your video blogs and saying "What's with this idiot? His political views are stupid. Can he even speak English?" Except they are three whereas you are one, and their voting power is, um, let's see, carry the pi… Okay, I'm not sure about the math, but their voting power is greater than yours.
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I have the utmost confidence that this video will be tracked down to be funded by Soros.
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A ringing endorsement for Hilary Clinton.
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Holy shit.
Some days, being deaf is just not all that bad.
I could tell that she was saying "HoooooSAIN" repeatedly. I propose a new drinking game where we all do a shot every time she says "HoooooooSAIN". Maybe at the Halloween party?
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I should send my folks in the UK a link to that video, "Hey Mum & Dad, here's what the family is like." That would really freak them out.
Dang,glad I don't come in contact with people like that.
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@Evil Genius – Yes, I must agree AND maybe a course as well that they must pass.
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If there are 3 people I want to encourage not to vote, it's these wayback hicks.
Before I saw the dog, I thought they were riding one of those converted motorcycles encased with a deer carcass.
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Holy fuck Im glad I can say my relatives were just rich drug dealing idiots in Colombia, probably funneling the drugs to these dip-shits.
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:shit: "They took our joooobs!" :shit:
Oh, and "GIT 'ER DOOOONE!"
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LMAO!! Oh my god. I had no idea Saturday Night Live had become so funny again. Or so racy. Maybe I'll have to buy a T.V. again.
Good luck on your war with Iran.
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