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  1.  

    Fucking Clinton fans!
    Seriously - puke
    I hate people, too.

    Comments by Sybil Law

    comment by Sybil Law Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 12:26 am

     

  2.  

    Well, blacks got nothing to do with the a-rabs trying to sneak him into the country

    I'm embarrassed as a democrat, a woman, and an american

    Comments by Amanda

    comment by Amanda Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 12:31 am

     

  3.  

    Meth is a hell of a drug.

    Comments by jared

    comment by jared Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 12:46 am

     

  4.  

    BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I really...wait, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, no, ...HAHAHAHAHAHA! But seriously, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ahem.

    Comments by Faiqa

    comment by Faiqa Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 12:57 am

     

  5.  

    Now, that I've collected myself, I would like to announce that this dear woman's lucid and provocative arguments have caused me to search deep within myself for what is best for America. I cannot, in good conscience, cast my vote for Barrrack Hooosayn Obama.

    Comments by Faiqa Khan

    comment by Faiqa Khan Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 1:02 am

     

  6.  

    Holy Hell. Those people have remembered to eat and breathe EVERY DAY.

    Comments by Honeybell

    comment by Honeybell Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 1:15 am

     

  7.  

    that sound? me weeping for the future.

    i hope she is not reproducing.

    Comments by hello haha narf

    comment by hello haha narf Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 1:43 am

     

  8.  

    for that matter, i hope that none of those fucking freaks are reproducing.

    Comments by hello haha narf

    comment by hello haha narf Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 1:44 am

     

  9.  

    That's no way to talk about your mother Avitable

    Comments by Dan

    comment by Dan Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 2:44 am

     

  10.  

    I'm not sure I'll ever be able to forgive you for this.

    Comments by Breigh (Canadutch)

    comment by Breigh (Canadutch) Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 2:52 am

     

  11.  

    Ooohhhh, NOOO. I didn't realize these people actually existed, I thought they were just a rural myth. I thought cartoons of 'em and stuff were like some sort of scare tactic perpetuated by classy plantation owning townspeople meant to keep us out of the stunningly gorgeous American countryside. I hope no one minds if, after shaking my head rapidly a few times, I bury the memory of this traumatic video, and stick my head back in the glorious urban sand. Thank you.

    Comments by Catherine

    comment by Catherine Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 2:59 am

     

  12.  

    I love how the guy to the left is aware of how hick and demented they are, hence trying to cover up his face.

    Comments by Bluestreak

    comment by Bluestreak Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 4:25 am

     

  13.  

    The guy in front, from Spain, (WHAT??) I don't think he had teeth. And he talked like that guy from King of the Hill. That's my future ex-husband right there.

    Comments by Rachel/Libragirl

    comment by Rachel/Libragirl Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 5:10 am

     

  14.  

    *stikes up the banjo*

    Comments by Aunt Robin

    comment by Aunt Robin Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 5:10 am

     

  15.  

    Why you gotta make fun of my husband's people? A redneck threesome with a dog involved? It don't get no better than that.

    Comments by Been there Done that

    comment by Been there Done that Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 5:58 am

     

  16.  

    OK, I couldn't even get through the whole thing. I was disgusted that you had youtube footage of my former neighbors in Bowling Green.

    What the hell were they riding? I thought it was an ATV, but it looked like there were 15 people riding it?

    That is what happens when cousins marry!

    Comments by Blondefabulous

    comment by Blondefabulous Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 6:51 am

     

  17.  

    Hahahaha! OMG that was awful.

    Comments by Sue

    comment by Sue Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 7:36 am

     

  18.  

    Nothing says good government like knowing those folks are drinking and smoking with your / my money whilst voting for Hilary.

    Oh wait. You have to be registered to vote to vote. I'm willing to bet that they were too busy making meth, smoking menthol cigarettes and riding on their Kentucky SUV to get to the local schoolhouse to register to vote.

    Oh, and the over-under on them knowing where ANY schoolhouse is will now be set to no fucking way.

    And just as an aside, doesn't that chick make you think of Susan Sarandon if Hollywood hadn't worked out for her?

    Comments by Functionally ReTodded

    comment by Functionally ReTodded Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 7:52 am

     

  19.  

    Was that Bill Maher driving the tractor? Pretty worldly of him...

    Comments by shiny

    comment by shiny Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 7:56 am

     

  20.  

    I feel kinda bad for Hillary.

    Comments by Robin

    comment by Robin Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 8:14 am

     

  21.  

    At least she shaves her arm pits.

    Ba-ddddd-ock Ewwwsain Obama FTW!

    Comments by Peggy

    comment by Peggy Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 8:38 am

     

  22.  

    All that woman needs is a little product and some new specs, and she could be Vice President.

    Comments by Miss Britt

    comment by Miss Britt Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 8:57 am

     

  23.  

    Take out the drawling accent and age them by about 30 years, and you'll have a fair representation of most of my customers. I know a gentleman who is afraid that if Obama is elected he will enslave the white race as payback.

    Comments by Crystal

    comment by Crystal Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 8:57 am

     

  24.  

    O.
    M.
    G.
    That frightens me.
    Seriously.

    Comments by sandi

    comment by sandi Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 9:03 am

     

  25.  

    Hey! When did you start putting "Clearly You're Retarded" on streaming video?

    And I thought Britt quit smoking.

    Comments by Cris

    comment by Cris Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 9:11 am

     

  26.  

    Uhmm...WOW! That was just plain scarry.

    Comments by Mindy

    comment by Mindy Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 9:18 am

     

  27.  

    Heh.

    And we have the audacity to consider other countries "third world".

    Incredible this exists in America in the 21st Century.

    Comments by NYCWD

    comment by NYCWD Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 9:26 am

     

  28.  

    Head fucking exploding.

    Comments by Holmes

    comment by Holmes Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 9:30 am

     

  29.  

    How did you manage to convince my neighbours to appear on camera?

    I don't know who I hate more...those stupid asses or you for making me watch this hillbilly shit.

    Damn.

    Comments by Redneck Mommy

    comment by Redneck Mommy Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 9:52 am

     

  30.  

    Please stop encouraging me to waste minutes of my life.

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 10:06 am

     

  31.  

    It saddens me that there are people who are truly that ignorant who are allowed to vote.

    Hell, it saddens me that they are allowed to exist.

    Comments by Lisa

    comment by Lisa Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 10:09 am

     

  32.  

    Is she drunk?

    Maybe they should have an IQ test before people are allowed to vote.

    Comments by radioactivegirltori

    comment by radioactivegirltori Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 10:21 am

     

  33.  

    I'm at work so I can't watch the video, but I like to pretend that the flood of e-mail comments I get from leaving a note here are personal messages from people who like me, so I'm leaving this waste of space comment just for that.

    Comments by Grant

    comment by Grant Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 10:25 am

     

  34.  

    I swear to God, I saw them in the WalMart in Apopka. Except, they had 6 dirty little kids with them.

    Comments by Little Miss Sunshine State

    comment by Little Miss Sunshine State Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 10:36 am

     

  35.  

    It made me wonder how many are like this. God help y'all, America.

    Comments by Karen Sugarpants

    comment by Karen Sugarpants Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 10:38 am

     

  36.  

    Oh my God... FREAKS!

    Comments by Em

    comment by Em Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 10:40 am

     

  37.  

    OMG. If that is who's voting you guys are fucked.

    Maybe you can make a quick law that states your IQ has to be higher than your age to vote in the election... Geez.

    Comments by Vikki

    comment by Vikki Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 10:40 am

     

  38.  

    oh my god i just threw up in my mouth. this makes me hate people too.

    Comments by Bridget

    comment by Bridget Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 11:03 am

     

  39.  

    LMAO at Britt's comment

    Comments by Amanda

    comment by Amanda Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 11:03 am

     

  40.  

    Somebody get these people a reality show on CMT right now!

    Comments by Jay

    comment by Jay Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 11:21 am

     

  41.  

    @ functionally Retodded ....... I was thinking the same thing!! thumbsup

    Comments by Zom

    comment by Zom Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 11:42 am

     

  42.  

    It's because of people like this that Bush became your President in the first place.

    *duck and cover*

    Comments by sam {temptingmama}

    comment by sam {temptingmama} Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 11:45 am

     

  43.  

    You gotta wonder where they were going all dolled up on their ATV. Probably a KKK rally down yonder.

    Comments by Jeff

    comment by Jeff Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 11:48 am

     

  44.  

    Dear Jesus,

    Thank you for seeing fit to make sure I was born and raised in California.

    Regards,
    Hilly (the non redneck retard)

    Comments by Hilly

    comment by Hilly Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 11:48 am

     

  45.  

    People?

    PEOPLE?!?!?!?

    I hate SMOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comments by whall

    comment by whall Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 11:51 am

     

  46.  

    thanks zom. It's tough to be right sometimes. LOL

    And I'd watch that a bajillion times if you could wash two girls one cup out of my brain.

    Fucking Avitable. (shakes fist).

    Comments by Functionally ReTodded

    comment by Functionally ReTodded Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 12:32 pm

     

  47.  

    I think I know them. Aren't they from Parkersburg Iowa??

    Comments by RW

    comment by RW Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 1:22 pm

     

  48.  

    It was pandalerium!

    Comments by Robin

    comment by Robin Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 1:48 pm

     

  49.  

    Perhaps if we sent over Gordon Brown, that's a nice western name, she would be happy.

    Would be win-win as far as I can tell.

    Comments by SingleParentDad

    comment by SingleParentDad Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 1:56 pm

     

  50.  

    Oh too freakin' funny! And yet scary all at the same time.

    Comments by Elisa

    comment by Elisa Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 2:14 pm

     

  51.  

    "That don't make much sense, does it."
    Right on.

    Is that Dueling Banjos I hear in the background...?

    Comments by Adrenalynn

    comment by Adrenalynn Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 2:37 pm

     

  52.  

    Only in America can you be free to be this idiotic and ignorant. What a country.

    Comments by always home and uncool

    comment by always home and uncool Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 3:44 pm

     

  53.  

    Jesus Jimminy Christ on a scooter. I think I'm related to those people. Fucking hillbillies...

    Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter

    comment by Coal Miner's Granddaughter Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 4:09 pm

     

  54.  

    I for one would like to read her blog, does anyone have the URL please?

    puke

    Comments by Hoatzin

    comment by Hoatzin Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 4:16 pm

     

  55.  

    LMAO @ Britt's comment and Sam's is unfortunately too true.

    There are these folks in EVERY state.

    Scary thing is she has just enough knowledge to be dangerous.

    Cause she apparently votes.

    And at least she's not against blacks–she said his name over and over and didn't call him "Osambo" which appears to be the favorite racial slur going around right now.

    Sigh

    Comments by Turnbaby

    comment by Turnbaby Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 4:21 pm

     

  56.  

    oh my god.

    Obama should use that in his campaign.

    God, the shame.

    WHY DON'T THEY HAVE TEETH?

    God.

    Comments by Crys

    comment by Crys Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 5:04 pm

     

  57.  

    I honestly didn't think there were people who said "AY-RAB". i thought that was a joke. i mean, JASON CRISP!

    AND GET SOME DENTURES!

    Comments by Crys

    comment by Crys Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 5:05 pm

     

  58.  

    Oh my fucking god!!! Were these people even speaking english???

    Comments by michelle

    comment by michelle Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 5:19 pm

     

  59.  

    I hate seeing it... but it is important to remember just how ignorant people can be.

    Comments by Maman

    comment by Maman Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 5:24 pm

     

  60.  

    OSAMBO? Talk about multitasking and highly effective racists. Let's see, they can offend African Americans, Arabs, people with Arab names who are not Arab (like me), people named Osama, people named Sambo (lol) Democrats AND decent human beings in just six letters. Somebody's been reading Stephen Coveeeey!

    Comments by Faiqa Khan

    comment by Faiqa Khan Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 5:27 pm

     

  61.  

    One more reason I think we should institute a law whereby couples are forced to take an IQ test prior to breeding.

    Oh, and a hygiene test as well.

    Comments by Evil Genius

    comment by Evil Genius Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 7:53 pm

     

  62.  

    How sad that people are so ignorant. I thought there'd be a banjo playing in the background. Where did you ever find this?

    Comments by Summer

    comment by Summer Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 8:49 pm

     

  63.  

    You just know they're sitting around now watching one of your video blogs and saying "What's with this idiot? His political views are stupid. Can he even speak English?" Except they are three whereas you are one, and their voting power is, um, let's see, carry the pi... Okay, I'm not sure about the math, but their voting power is greater than yours.

    Comments by Grant

    comment by Grant Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 8:53 pm

     

  64.  

    I have the utmost confidence that this video will be tracked down to be funded by Soros.

    Comments by whall

    comment by whall Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 8:58 pm

     

  65.  

    A ringing endorsement for Hilary Clinton.

    Comments by Stephanie

    comment by Stephanie Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 10:21 pm

     

  66.  

    Holy shit.

    Some days, being deaf is just not all that bad.

    I could tell that she was saying "HoooooSAIN" repeatedly. I propose a new drinking game where we all do a shot every time she says "HoooooooSAIN". Maybe at the Halloween party?

    Comments by Dory

    comment by Dory Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 11:36 pm

     

  67.  

    I should send my folks in the UK a link to that video, "Hey Mum & Dad, here's what the family is like." That would really freak them out.

    Dang,glad I don't come in contact with people like that.

    Comments by Mik

    comment by Mik Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ 11:47 pm

     

  68.  

    @Evil Genius - Yes, I must agree AND maybe a course as well that they must pass.

    Comments by Robin

    comment by Robin Wednesday, October 1, 2008 @ 9:12 am

     

  69.  

    If there are 3 people I want to encourage not to vote, it's these wayback hicks.

    Before I saw the dog, I thought they were riding one of those converted motorcycles encased with a deer carcass.

    Comments by martymankins

    comment by martymankins Wednesday, October 1, 2008 @ 3:32 pm

     

  70.  

    Holy fuck Im glad I can say my relatives were just rich drug dealing idiots in Colombia, probably funneling the drugs to these dip-shits.

    Comments by Carolina

    comment by Carolina Wednesday, October 1, 2008 @ 5:29 pm

     

  71.  

    shit "They took our joooobs!" shit

    Oh, and "GIT 'ER DOOOONE!"

    Comments by vulgarwizard

    comment by vulgarwizard Sunday, October 5, 2008 @ 3:37 pm

     

  72.  

    LMAO!! Oh my god. I had no idea Saturday Night Live had become so funny again. Or so racy. Maybe I'll have to buy a T.V. again.

    Good luck on your war with Iran.

    Comments by Fantasy Writer Guy

    comment by Fantasy Writer Guy Thursday, October 9, 2008 @ 1:33 pm

     

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