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I hate people, too.
Comments by Sybil Law
Well, blacks got nothing to do with the a-rabs trying to sneak him into the country
I'm embarrassed as a democrat, a woman, and an american
Comments by Amanda
Meth is a hell of a drug.
Comments by jared
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I really...wait, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, no, ...HAHAHAHAHAHA! But seriously, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ahem.
Comments by Faiqa
I think I'm in love.
Comments by B.E. Earl
Now, that I've collected myself, I would like to announce that this dear woman's lucid and provocative arguments have caused me to search deep within myself for what is best for America. I cannot, in good conscience, cast my vote for Barrrack Hooosayn Obama.
Comments by Faiqa Khan
Holy Hell. Those people have remembered to eat and breathe EVERY DAY.
Comments by Honeybell
that sound? me weeping for the future.
i hope she is not reproducing.
Comments by hello haha narf
for that matter, i hope that none of those fucking freaks are reproducing.
Comments by hello haha narf
That's no way to talk about your mother Avitable
Comments by Dan
I'm not sure I'll ever be able to forgive you for this.
Comments by Breigh (Canadutch)
Ooohhhh, NOOO. I didn't realize these people actually existed, I thought they were just a rural myth. I thought cartoons of 'em and stuff were like some sort of scare tactic perpetuated by classy plantation owning townspeople meant to keep us out of the stunningly gorgeous American countryside. I hope no one minds if, after shaking my head rapidly a few times, I bury the memory of this traumatic video, and stick my head back in the glorious urban sand. Thank you.
Comments by Catherine
I love how the guy to the left is aware of how hick and demented they are, hence trying to cover up his face.
Comments by Bluestreak
The guy in front, from Spain, (WHAT??) I don't think he had teeth. And he talked like that guy from King of the Hill. That's my future ex-husband right there.
Comments by Rachel/Libragirl
*stikes up the banjo*
Comments by Aunt Robin
Why you gotta make fun of my husband's people? A redneck threesome with a dog involved? It don't get no better than that.
Comments by Been there Done that
OK, I couldn't even get through the whole thing. I was disgusted that you had youtube footage of my former neighbors in Bowling Green.
What the hell were they riding? I thought it was an ATV, but it looked like there were 15 people riding it?
That is what happens when cousins marry!
Comments by Blondefabulous
Hahahaha! OMG that was awful.
Comments by Sue
Nothing says good government like knowing those folks are drinking and smoking with your / my money whilst voting for Hilary.
Oh wait. You have to be registered to vote to vote. I'm willing to bet that they were too busy making meth, smoking menthol cigarettes and riding on their Kentucky SUV to get to the local schoolhouse to register to vote.
Oh, and the over-under on them knowing where ANY schoolhouse is will now be set to no fucking way.
And just as an aside, doesn't that chick make you think of Susan Sarandon if Hollywood hadn't worked out for her?
Comments by Functionally ReTodded
Democracy.
Comments by Black hockey Jesus
Was that Bill Maher driving the tractor? Pretty worldly of him...
Comments by shiny
I feel kinda bad for Hillary.
Comments by Robin
At least she shaves her arm pits.
Ba-ddddd-ock Ewwwsain Obama FTW!
Comments by Peggy
All that woman needs is a little product and some new specs, and she could be Vice President.
Comments by Miss Britt
Take out the drawling accent and age them by about 30 years, and you'll have a fair representation of most of my customers. I know a gentleman who is afraid that if Obama is elected he will enslave the white race as payback.
Comments by Crystal
O.
M.
G.
That frightens me.
Seriously.
Comments by sandi
Hey! When did you start putting "Clearly You're Retarded" on streaming video?
And I thought Britt quit smoking.
Comments by Cris
{Shudder}
Comments by Laurin
Uhmm...WOW! That was just plain scarry.
Comments by Mindy
Heh.
And we have the audacity to consider other countries "third world".
Incredible this exists in America in the 21st Century.
Comments by NYCWD
Head fucking exploding.
Comments by Holmes
How did you manage to convince my neighbours to appear on camera?
I don't know who I hate more...those stupid asses or you for making me watch this hillbilly shit.
Damn.
Comments by Redneck Mommy
Please stop encouraging me to waste minutes of my life.
Comments by Poppy
It saddens me that there are people who are truly that ignorant who are allowed to vote.
Hell, it saddens me that they are allowed to exist.
Comments by Lisa
Comments by trishk
Is she drunk?
Maybe they should have an IQ test before people are allowed to vote.
Comments by radioactivegirltori
I'm at work so I can't watch the video, but I like to pretend that the flood of e-mail comments I get from leaving a note here are personal messages from people who like me, so I'm leaving this waste of space comment just for that.
Comments by Grant
I swear to God, I saw them in the WalMart in Apopka. Except, they had 6 dirty little kids with them.
Comments by Little Miss Sunshine State
It made me wonder how many are like this. God help y'all, America.
Comments by Karen Sugarpants
Oh my God... FREAKS!
Comments by Em
OMG. If that is who's voting you guys are fucked.
Maybe you can make a quick law that states your IQ has to be higher than your age to vote in the election... Geez.
Comments by Vikki
oh my god i just threw up in my mouth. this makes me hate people too.
Comments by Bridget
LMAO at Britt's comment
Comments by Amanda
Somebody get these people a reality show on CMT right now!
Comments by Jay
@ functionally Retodded ....... I was thinking the same thing!!
Comments by Zom
It's because of people like this that Bush became your President in the first place.
*duck and cover*
Comments by sam {temptingmama}
You gotta wonder where they were going all dolled up on their ATV. Probably a KKK rally down yonder.
Comments by Jeff
Dear Jesus,
Thank you for seeing fit to make sure I was born and raised in California.
Regards,
Hilly (the non redneck retard)
Comments by Hilly
People?
PEOPLE?!?!?!?
I hate SMOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments by whall
Oh Dear Lord!
Comments by metalmom
wow. just, wow...
Comments by suze
thanks zom. It's tough to be right sometimes. LOL
And I'd watch that a bajillion times if you could wash two girls one cup out of my brain.
Fucking Avitable. (shakes fist).
Comments by Functionally ReTodded
I think I know them. Aren't they from Parkersburg Iowa??
Comments by RW
It was pandalerium!
Comments by Robin
Perhaps if we sent over Gordon Brown, that's a nice western name, she would be happy.
Would be win-win as far as I can tell.
Comments by SingleParentDad
Oh too freakin' funny! And yet scary all at the same time.
Comments by Elisa
"That don't make much sense, does it."
Right on.
Is that Dueling Banjos I hear in the background...?
Comments by Adrenalynn
Only in America can you be free to be this idiotic and ignorant. What a country.
Comments by always home and uncool
Jesus Jimminy Christ on a scooter. I think I'm related to those people. Fucking hillbillies...
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
I for one would like to read her blog, does anyone have the URL please?
Comments by Hoatzin
LMAO @ Britt's comment and Sam's is unfortunately too true.
There are these folks in EVERY state.
Scary thing is she has just enough knowledge to be dangerous.
Cause she apparently votes.
And at least she's not against blacks–she said his name over and over and didn't call him "Osambo" which appears to be the favorite racial slur going around right now.
Sigh
Comments by Turnbaby
oh my god.
Obama should use that in his campaign.
God, the shame.
WHY DON'T THEY HAVE TEETH?
God.
Comments by Crys
I honestly didn't think there were people who said "AY-RAB". i thought that was a joke. i mean, JASON CRISP!
AND GET SOME DENTURES!
Comments by Crys
Oh my fucking god!!! Were these people even speaking english???
Comments by michelle
I hate seeing it... but it is important to remember just how ignorant people can be.
Comments by Maman
OSAMBO? Talk about multitasking and highly effective racists. Let's see, they can offend African Americans, Arabs, people with Arab names who are not Arab (like me), people named Osama, people named Sambo (lol) Democrats AND decent human beings in just six letters. Somebody's been reading Stephen Coveeeey!
Comments by Faiqa Khan
One more reason I think we should institute a law whereby couples are forced to take an IQ test prior to breeding.
Oh, and a hygiene test as well.
Comments by Evil Genius
How sad that people are so ignorant. I thought there'd be a banjo playing in the background. Where did you ever find this?
Comments by Summer
You just know they're sitting around now watching one of your video blogs and saying "What's with this idiot? His political views are stupid. Can he even speak English?" Except they are three whereas you are one, and their voting power is, um, let's see, carry the pi... Okay, I'm not sure about the math, but their voting power is greater than yours.
Comments by Grant
I have the utmost confidence that this video will be tracked down to be funded by Soros.
Comments by whall
A ringing endorsement for Hilary Clinton.
Comments by Stephanie
Holy shit.
Some days, being deaf is just not all that bad.
I could tell that she was saying "HoooooSAIN" repeatedly. I propose a new drinking game where we all do a shot every time she says "HoooooooSAIN". Maybe at the Halloween party?
Comments by Dory
I should send my folks in the UK a link to that video, "Hey Mum & Dad, here's what the family is like." That would really freak them out.
Dang,glad I don't come in contact with people like that.
Comments by Mik
@Evil Genius - Yes, I must agree AND maybe a course as well that they must pass.
Comments by Robin
If there are 3 people I want to encourage not to vote, it's these wayback hicks.
Before I saw the dog, I thought they were riding one of those converted motorcycles encased with a deer carcass.
Comments by martymankins
Holy fuck Im glad I can say my relatives were just rich drug dealing idiots in Colombia, probably funneling the drugs to these dip-shits.
Comments by Carolina
Oh, and "GIT 'ER DOOOONE!"
Comments by vulgarwizard
LMAO!! Oh my god. I had no idea Saturday Night Live had become so funny again. Or so racy. Maybe I'll have to buy a T.V. again.
Good luck on your war with Iran.
Comments by Fantasy Writer Guy