Monthly Archives: September 2008

Naturally Occurring Transsexuals

Posted on Friday, September 19, 2008 by Avitable

Last night I was over at Britt’s house, celebrating Karl’s birthday, when I was subjected to an episode of America’s Next Top Model. Without getting into a rant about how stupid the show is, I wanted to talk about Isis, … Continue reading →

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A video to distract you from the miscellany

Posted on Thursday, September 18, 2008 by Avitable

Spider-Puppy! Okay, now while you’re distracted . . . Go wish Karl a happy birthday. He’s old! There are only three more days left to buy raffle tickets, so if you’ve been waiting to the last minute, now is the … Continue reading →

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Where did you put your wallet?

Posted on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 by Avitable

Yesterday morning, as my wife was getting ready to leave for work, she realized that she couldn’t find her wallet. Of course, this meant wasting a half hour frantically tearing the house apart, searching in both logical and illogical places … Continue reading →

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My . . .

Posted on Tuesday, September 16, 2008 by Avitable

I’m creating my own meme. Link back here if you decide to do it yourself: My favorite age: 26 My best friend: Britt My celebrity crush: Sarah Silverman. Or Avril Lavigne. Kristen Bell. Emma Watson. Natalie Portman. My defining characteristic: … Continue reading →

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Open for sex. MWMMTBBW.

Posted on Monday, September 15, 2008 by Avitable

To get to my neighborhood, you have to drive through the neighborhood that I like to call, with all degree of tact and class, the poor neighborhood. More carports than garages, grass replete with brown grass and long weeds instead … Continue reading →

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Descent into Lameness

Posted on Sunday, September 14, 2008 by Avitable

Here’s your non-post for Sunday. Just to show how far I’ve come in four years, here is my post from September 14, 2004, reprinted for your pleasure: 20 questions – this computer is awesome It guessed a wolverine before any … Continue reading →

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Will Smith is Captain America

Posted on Saturday, September 13, 2008 by Avitable

I’ve been reading a lot of discussion in the comics world about a casting rumor for Marvel Films’ new Captain America film. Allegedly, they’re considering Will Smith in the role. The comic geeks have their manties in a bunch, but … Continue reading →

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I have lazy-brained readers. Oh, and there are prizes.

Posted on Friday, September 12, 2008 by Avitable

Last week, I wrote a post that made you use your brains. And most of you lazy fuckers did what I expected – said your brain hurt and didn’t bother putting in the effort to think. However, a select few … Continue reading →

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I don’t care about 9/11.

Posted on Thursday, September 11, 2008 by Avitable

This post is reprinted from 9/11/06, when it was entitled “It’s just another fucking Monday.” I don’t care about 9/11. This doesn’t mean that it wasn’t a tragedy. It was. But I think that the approximately 3,000 US killed and … Continue reading →

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Spreading the bloggy love

Posted on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 by Avitable

I’m exhausted tonight and watching Fringe almost put me to sleep, so instead of writing a post, I’m going to point you to a few people on my feed reader that you might be missing out on. These are just … Continue reading →

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