Monthly Archives: September 2008

Things I don’t understand

Posted on Tuesday, September 9, 2008 by Avitable

Here are some things of which I cannot understand the appeal: 1. Football. 2. Tattoos. 3. The Hills. 4. Babies. 5. Lingerie. 6. Spam (the food). 7. Beer. 8. Running for fun. 9. Strip clubs. 10. Spicy food. 11. Baseball. … Continue reading →

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My brief love affair

Posted on Monday, September 8, 2008 by Avitable

Sunday night I went out for a quick dinner at Chili’s. After our meal, our server presented us with our bill, which had one of those survey requests. Fill out a survey online and get entered into a drawing for … Continue reading →

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I don’t post on Sundays anymore.

Posted on Sunday, September 7, 2008 by Avitable

The Halloween party is less than two months away, and you’re all invited. For more information, go to the Halloween page at http://www.avitable.com/neverwas/. It has all of the details you’ll need, including: The raffle tickets! Three lucky people will win … Continue reading →

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Chocolate and bacon: Good pairing?

Posted on Saturday, September 6, 2008 by Avitable

The other day I heard about a bacon chocolate candy bar and had to try it. After searching online, I found the Mo’s Bacon Bar by Vosges. It intrigued me, so I had to try it. I ordered a few … Continue reading →

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I’m not here. I’ve died. From exploding.

Posted on Friday, September 5, 2008 by Avitable

Please tell the police that the number one suspect in my exploding death is Texas de Brazil.

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Words can be fun, you ignoranus.

Posted on Thursday, September 4, 2008 by Avitable

Last week (although it’s still on his main page because he’s been a lazy fucking blogger), Jester posted the results of the Washington Post Mensa Invitational, which asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, … Continue reading →

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Conversations between two girls

Posted on Wednesday, September 3, 2008 by Avitable

These are the conversations as I imagined them at the time: A conversation between two girls in my fifth grade class. Girl 1: I don’t know what it is, but whenever that Adam Avitable pulls my hair or pinches me, … Continue reading →

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NEW TV SEASON!

Posted on Tuesday, September 2, 2008 by Avitable

Television 101 is now in session . . . When it’s good, television is amazing. When it’s bad, it makes me fear for humanity. The more people who watch crap like “So You Think You Can Dance” and “The Hills”, … Continue reading →

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You lazy fuckers should be at work.

Posted on Monday, September 1, 2008 by Avitable

Today’s Labor Day, a holiday that I hate. Since it’s a Federal holiday, it’s just a way for the government to fuck over those of us who are employers, even though we’d really like our employees to come into work … Continue reading →

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