Monthly Archives: October 2008

Happy Halloween!

Posted on Friday, October 31, 2008 by Avitable

I wish I could still go trick-or-treating, but I think a 31-year old bearded man in a costume asking for candy might be a little strange. I love Halloween candy, though. From the Hershey’s miniatures to the small Kit Kats, … Continue reading →

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Sneak Peek

Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2008 by Avitable
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There is indeed, a party in my pants.

Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 by Avitable

Yesterday sucked. Today is much better. Thanks for all the nice comments, emails and phone calls. Today is Wednesday, and Wednesday is usually the night of our show, “Clearly, You’re Retarded”. HOWEVER, Lil’ Miss Britt has decided that she would … Continue reading →

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I must be getting old

Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 by Avitable

Right now, I’m under more stress than I have been in a long time. (No, it’s not the party – it’s other factors in life right now.) Time was, I thrived under stress and could power through anything. I ate … Continue reading →

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T Minus five

Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 by Avitable

I spent both days of my weekend working, with my friend James, on decorating the house, from 9 AM until well after 11 PM, almost straight through. Our weeknights from Monday through Thursday will be busy from 7 PM until … Continue reading →

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I’m a fucking hot blogger and don’t you forget it

Posted on Sunday, October 26, 2008 by Avitable

So, everybody remembers that little Hot Blogger Calendar contest, right? Well, the photos have been taken, and I submitted another one after my first one was rejected. The calendars are being put together and they are now available for pre-order! … Continue reading →

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This weekend

Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 by Avitable

This a boring Halloween party post. This weekend, I have to make my house look like a carnival. The goal is to get the decorations mainly done by next Friday night so that Saturday doesn’t become an all-day affair like … Continue reading →

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Saint Croix sucks my left nut

Posted on Friday, October 24, 2008 by Avitable

In the tradition of Wayne’s 3-minute DITL (Day In The Life) videos, here is my 4-minute WISC (Weekend In Saint Croix) video: Here is the direct link.

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I’m home! And now it’s time for a story about a toilet.

Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 by Avitable

Yes, fuckers and gentlefuckers, I’m back. Well, technically, I got back Sunday at midnight, but I had all of these gullible guest posters in the wings and decided to let them post away. Thanks to everyone who contributed! I have … Continue reading →

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Sizing Up Our Final Frontiers

Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 by Avitable

I am actually back in Orlando, but I’ve needed this respite from blogging. Normal posting will resume tomorrow, but, more importantly, tonight, after a two-show hiatus, “Clearly, you’re retarded” is back on the air! Tonight at 9 PM EST on … Continue reading →

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