A few months ago, I talked about the internet phenom called sfwporn. Basically, it’s hardcore porn that is horribly and amateurishly drawn over in MS Paint to make it more innocuous, or Safe For Work. I had fun making some of my own, and this week, after having seen this hilarious SFW Porn Video, I was inspired to make more:
(Here is the NSFW original image.)
(Here is the NSFW original image.)
(Here is the NSFW original image.)
(Here is the NSFW original image.)
(Here is the NSFW original image.)
Thanks to everyone who joined us last night in our discussion about circumcision and whether or not boys should be snipped. If you missed it, download the show by visiting our Talkshoe page or subscribe to the podcast on iTunes.
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HOLY SHIT!!!
I gotta get me some of that one dollar ice cream!
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Twitter: Amanda234
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Why’s the ice cream man holding onto her head like that? It seems it would make it hard to lick the ice cream without gagging that way. Weird.
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Dude’s a DUDE! WTF
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Twitter: Jayman3768
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Your artwork is so good that I had to click on the links because I couldn’t figure what the original pic would look like.
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Wow, you have seriously missed your calling in life. On the other hand, seeing as you are only 24, there’s still time to start a new career… Go for it!
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Twitter: Blogography
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Where can you get this miracle ice cream for ONE DOLLAR?!?
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What Dutchy said! This is brilliant! :thumbsup:
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Mercy. Way to wake a girl up!
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I can’t imagine the original video being better than the one you linked to. I’m nearly wet myse … nope, I did.
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I posted the video for the Fuel party that was in thi style and Youtube took it down. This stuff cracks me up.
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You’ve got talent, Adam.
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BPR, it’s the ice cream that gives you orgasms.
Amanda, he’s just guiding her head to the cone. He’s helping!
BPR, yes, she is.
Jay, I’m the next Picasso.
DB, ah, to see 24 again.
Dave, in my pants.
Blondeblogger, apparently not – nobody else seems to like it!
Sandi, the unedited images will definitely do that.
Always Home, the one I linked is genius. I wish I had thought of it.
Dr. Zibbs, they took it down for inappropriate content or copyright? Because if it was the former, that’s retarded.
Em, I’m an idiot savant. Or maybe just an idiot.
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Twitter: s_csr
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Oh man – that is too hilarious, especially the sheman eating “ice cream”.
You’ve missed your calling.
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I really think these pics are funnier after you look at the originals. Also, the EMTs look like football players.
Porn pics are too weird. The girl eating the ice cream looks creepy. I think the guy with the jack hammer is the funniest.
You’re a nut. :cock:
J.
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I so want to click on the jackhammer guy, but I am having fun trying to figure out the original picture instead.
:lmao:
I want to try doing this stuff! My husband will be thrilled that I am downloading porn so I can color over it. :lmao:
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Those are genius. You should publish a photo book of your sfwporn creations. The world would love it. Urban Outfitters would eat it up. Just like that delicious ice cream. I’ll accept 15% of all your profits just for thinking of the concept, thanks.
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That’s some awesome stuff right there. You are truly talented. And funny as hell.
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Twitter: poppycede
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I enjoyed the dialogue you encouraged me and Dawg to have about circumcision. I didn’t get to hear the “14 babies” thing until after he hung up so I had no idea why the chat room was suddenly up in our bidniss about when we were having children. Thanks for encouraging that. :poke:
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Twitter: Faiqa
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I vote that it’s porn. NSFW. And, now, I’m done thinking about this post for the rest of my life.
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After seeing the NSFW Porn pics, I have to say that what you did with that jackhammer was brilliance
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Sheila, sheman. That’s great.
Hoosier Girl, did you look closely at the girl eating the ice cream?
Sybil, you should give it a try – it’s fun!
Bridget, the check is in the mail.
Lisa, I’m just a poor artist.
Poppy, I know you missed that part. Heheheh.
Faiqa, how is it porn? There’s no nudity or sexual activity. It’s innocuous!
Hilly, my favorite one was the water slide.
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Twitter: s_csr
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So I can’t look at the originals because I don’t have a flickr account. Gay.
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Twitter: coalminersgd
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Um, yeah. Number three made me want to run screaming from the room and hide in my closet where I would curl up into a fetal position and rock back and forth.
But no. I didn’t. I looked at all of them. I hate you.
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Twitter: elizabethbarone
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There should be a not work-safe warning, man! I’m in class and there are all these horny teenage boys around me, hahaha. :jerkoff2:
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Ya, what Sheila said. I don’t have Flicker either.
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That is fucking – allegedly – hilarious.
Going to have to have a go at that.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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The thumbs-up on the waterslide was genius.
I don’t know why, but your site is taking forever (more than 1 second) to load today. I’ve tried it a few times now and it still takes a while (more than 1 second) to load.
Must be the SFW porn.
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Twitter: hismuse
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Is it wrong I’m more turned on by your edited pictures?
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@Robin: Totally wrong. But sadly they’re oddly/scarily hot in their own way
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So are you gonna have that beer bong at your party?
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That is some interesting ice cream… LOL.
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bwaaaahahaha I love it!!
Btw, I didn’t hear the show but I am 100% against circumcision unless there is some sort of medical necessity.
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That waterslide picture could pass for something real… I’ve seen people on the waterslides make that same expression.
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Hahahaha. : )
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ICECREAM!!! Yeah baby!!!
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I love it when you do these. I laugh so hard.
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OMG, that’s too funny.
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