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Joel McHale

Friday night we went to the Hard Rock at Universal City Walk and watched Joel McHale, from E’s show, “The Soup”, do his stand-up routine.

It was nice to see that he is pretty much just as dorky and goofy as his on-screen persona. He told a few stories about celebrities he’s pissed off, talked about his kids in one of the funniest routines I’ve heard in a long time, and gave a great performance.

An almost better performance, though, was given by the two retards sitting behind us. The girl, Cunty McShitface, and the guy, Cockhead Douchenozzler, were so drunk before the show even started that they were hooting and hollering and screaming at the top of their lungs every time the warm-up comedian said anything. Of course, they were both as stupid as a box of dog shit, so their catcalls usually came at the set ups for each joke, not the punchline:

“So, I’m like my old Jewish grandmother.”


“I walked into a bar…”


“I stopped doing drugs a few years ago…”


By the time Joel started, these two jizzmonkeys had reached their alcoholic limit and were passed out in their chairs. They remained in a comatose state until security came around to make sure neither of them had died of alcohol poisoning, at which point they both stirred and showed signs of life. Ah, a boy can dream . . .

On another note, here’s a hilarious clip from this week’s SNL. It was an excellent episode, hosted by Anne Hathaway, but this clip was highlighting some of the “victims” of the predatory lenders that Sarah Palin hates so much:

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27 Replies to “Joel McHale”

  1. B.E. Earl

    Birds of a feather with our SNL posts today. SNL was great this weekend!

    Did you know that Joel McHale played Division 1 football at the University of Washington? He was a tight-end and he played on their 1991 National Championship team. I have no idea how much he played or how often he dressed, but I would never in a million years guess that he was a former football player. Weird.

  2. Laurin

    Wish I could have made it to that show. I have a thing for Joel McHale. My husband and I watch The Soup every Friday and I don’t think he knows I’m not really watching for the freaky Dads dirty dancing with their scantily clad daughters clips. And now I learn from B.E. Earl he played football? Hot. I just thought he was a sexy nerd.

  3. Jay

    I wonder if every comedy club comes with a couple of drunk rednecks. Every one I’ve ever been to had them. Doing exactly what you described. The worst was the club in the Riviera in Vegas. But, luckily two big goons came over and kicked those people out.

  4. Sybil Law

    SNL was awesome this week!
    Too bad about the idiots behind you. Still, at least they were passed out before McHale came on.
    Jizzmonkeys rocks. I’ve noticed you frequently attach funny words or bad words to monkeys, and it always makes it funnier!
    I love monkeys.
    I need to take less allergy meds, too.

  5. delmer

    I was at an outdoor concert about 15 years ago — Jamboree in the Hills … it was a country affair attended by thousands of rednecks. Who were all drunk.

    Before the concert started we all sang the national anthem. Some folks forgot to remove their hats and the drunken rednecks behind us started shouting at them. I couldn’t help but feel it was going to be a long day.

    Luckily, because Karma likes me, the three guys all took a big nap just before the first group came out to perform, and were quiet up until they awoke and headed off to find more beer.

  6. Hoosier Girl

    Don’t you just love drunk people? They’re annoying and entertaining all at the same time. I’m glad you had a good time. How come you didn’t go to the “hot blogger” photo shoot? I thought you were one of the winners.


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