Friday night we went to the Hard Rock at Universal City Walk and watched Joel McHale, from E's show, "The Soup", do his stand-up routine.
It was nice to see that he is pretty much just as dorky and goofy as his on-screen persona. He told a few stories about celebrities he's pissed off, talked about his kids in one of the funniest routines I've heard in a long time, and gave a great performance.
An almost better performance, though, was given by the two retards sitting behind us. The girl, Cunty McShitface, and the guy, Cockhead Douchenozzler, were so drunk before the show even started that they were hooting and hollering and screaming at the top of their lungs every time the warm-up comedian said anything. Of course, they were both as stupid as a box of dog shit, so their catcalls usually came at the set ups for each joke, not the punchline:
"So, I'm like my old Jewish grandmother."
"WOOHOO JEWS!"
"I walked into a bar..."
"WHOOOOOO! A BAR!"
"I stopped doing drugs a few years ago..."
"WHEEEEEE! DOING!"
By the time Joel started, these two jizzmonkeys had reached their alcoholic limit and were passed out in their chairs. They remained in a comatose state until security came around to make sure neither of them had died of alcohol poisoning, at which point they both stirred and showed signs of life. Ah, a boy can dream . . .
On another note, here's a hilarious clip from this week's SNL. It was an excellent episode, hosted by Anne Hathaway, but this clip was highlighting some of the "victims" of the predatory lenders that Sarah Palin hates so much:
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the "mark wahlberg talks to animals" bit was one of the funniest skits snl has done in a long time.
Comments by jared
dude. that video can only be streamed in the us. you suck
Comments by blueppaintred
I agree with Jared! Andy did an awesome job, he sounded just like Mark Wahlberg. It was awesome. You know Mark Wahlberg's totally a guy who says say hello to your mother for me.
Comments by Amanda
Hello, brother. Have you found Obama yet? He can bring you peace, hope, and change. All he asks of you is your faith. And your vote.
Vote for change, brother.
Comments by whall
Birds of a feather with our SNL posts today. SNL was great this weekend!
Did you know that Joel McHale played Division 1 football at the University of Washington? He was a tight-end and he played on their 1991 National Championship team. I have no idea how much he played or how often he dressed, but I would never in a million years guess that he was a former football player. Weird.
Comments by B.E. Earl
LOL. I think I live next door to that yuppie couple.
Comments by Faiqa Khan
Also, the cell phone rates here are like three times the rates in the States. What's up with that?
Comments by New Age Bitch
Oh that had to be a fun night! After they passed out, did you draw on their faces?? I'm sure they would have treasured a unique, Avitable piece of facial artwork.
Comments by Blondefabulous
You fuckin tease! Hosers cannot see the vid.
Comments by Jennifer
Wish I could have made it to that show. I have a thing for Joel McHale. My husband and I watch The Soup every Friday and I don't think he knows I'm not really watching for the freaky Dads dirty dancing with their scantily clad daughters clips. And now I learn from B.E. Earl he played football? Hot. I just thought he was a sexy nerd.
Comments by Laurin
Whooo - post!
How did you know the names of the people sitting behind you? Were they friends of yours or did you check ID? I'm beginning to suspect you made those names up.
Comments by Grant
Woo hoo! Jizzmonkeys!
Comments by Finn
I can't see the video either. I'm guess this has something to do with my dinosaur of an internet browser, as you have previously suggested. ::sigh::
At least they passed out when it was time for Joel McHale to come out.
Comments by Sheila (Charm School Reject)
You are a stupid person magnet.
Seriously.
Comments by NYCWD
I'm with Finn....jizzmonkeys is one of my new favorite words. It MAY even replace assdouche for now. ;)
Comments by Hilly
I wonder if every comedy club comes with a couple of drunk rednecks. Every one I've ever been to had them. Doing exactly what you described. The worst was the club in the Riviera in Vegas. But, luckily two big goons came over and kicked those people out.
Comments by Jay
SNL was awesome this week!
Too bad about the idiots behind you. Still, at least they were passed out before McHale came on.
Jizzmonkeys rocks. I've noticed you frequently attach funny words or bad words to monkeys, and it always makes it funnier!
I love monkeys.
I need to take less allergy meds, too.
Comments by Sybil Law
I have sat on a plane next to Cunty McShitface more than once. I am surprised she is so well traveled.
Comments by hot coffee girl
Thanks for sharing the clip, that was hilarious. Haven't had a chance to watch TV this weekend... not even True Blood!
Comments by Poppy
Very entertaining video, and yet also very sad. The truth hurts.
Comments by Atomic Bombshell
Ha! I'm usually the one that gets seated next to the drunken losers. Sorry this time it had to be you.
SNL is having a rip roaring season, eh? AWESOME funny!
Comments by Evil Genius
I was at an outdoor concert about 15 years ago — Jamboree in the Hills ... it was a country affair attended by thousands of rednecks. Who were all drunk.
Before the concert started we all sang the national anthem. Some folks forgot to remove their hats and the drunken rednecks behind us started shouting at them. I couldn't help but feel it was going to be a long day.
Luckily, because Karma likes me, the three guys all took a big nap just before the first group came out to perform, and were quiet up until they awoke and headed off to find more beer.
Comments by delmer
Don't you just love drunk people? They're annoying and entertaining all at the same time. I'm glad you had a good time. How come you didn't go to the "hot blogger" photo shoot? I thought you were one of the winners.
J.
Comments by Hoosier Girl
Obnoxiously drunk people always fuck up a party.
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
I cannot see the video, but i can go to nbc.com and see it all!! WOOHOO!!
Also, drunken people behind you is never a fun thing unless they invite you to join them!! Nah, not even then!!!
Comments by michelle
LOL, those are some of the best names ever! :)
Comments by Ginger
No can see. The Hulu video library is not available except in united states. Apparently Canada is not united enough. Is it the French-English thing?
Comments by Fantasy Writer Guy