Are my new sunglasses gay?
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Twitter: Blogography
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20% of me found you totally hot in those glasses.
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Twitter: Amanda234
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When they were in your hand, I was definitely going to say gay. But on your face, I’d say 50% gay
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i thought it was common knowledge that our entire family gets costa del mar’s for free, because we’re all friends with the owner or something. have i been lied to??
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Probably it’s the tortoise shell. I think Costa Del Mars are supposed to be unisex. My parents instilled in me that Costa Del Mars are the best. I remember my dad being upset that he lost a pair in the ocean once. Even if the sunglasses lean toward the gay end of the spectrum, your overall image won’t be affected I’m sure.
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yes, dear
“just because they’re tortoise shell” — they’re gay
GAY.
MAYOR OF GAY TOWN
GOVERNOR OF THE GAYHAMAS
VERY GAY
but you know me. i love the gays.
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Not only women’s sunglasses, but middle aged Jewish woman everyone in my neighborhood has them women’s sunglasses.
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Doesn’t this make them transgender sunglasses? Not that I agree with labels or anything.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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The sunglasses? Not so gay.
The video asking us if the sunglasses were gay? Woo-gah gay! Clay Aiken wishes he was that gay. George Takei wants to marry that video, it was so gay.
:tongue1:
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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Then again, yesterday I wrote about how much I was digging Brian Austin Green in that Terminator show, so…
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Tortoise shell, women’s glasses. Not necessarily gay but definitely effeminate.
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They look like women’s sunglasses to me — not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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I suppose the real question is, do you care? And if they are gay, does that make you gay?
*cough* http://www.avitable.com/category/i-am-not-gay/ *cough*
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Hey, I’m new here, so here’s your fucking comment. :woohoo: Heaven knows, I’m an asshole, but I’m not a jerk.
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I would not call them gay looking. But what do I know? I live in Minnesota where we wear sunglasses for oh, say.. 3 days out of the year!
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Twitter: thursdayschild
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The only people I have seen wearing tortoise shell sunglasses are middle-aged women.
That’s how I’m going to make my judgment that, yes, your wearing them is gay.
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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My grandmother used to wear glasses like that.
My mother currently wears glasses like that.
It doesn’t make you gay.
It makes you old and smelling like cough medicine.
Did you get your Social Security check this month yet?
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uummmm,welllll,ahhh…
yes.
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So when she knocked them off of the ground, it was directly off your face, right? With a backhand smack, right?
I know. Goes without sayin’
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Meh, not gay entirely.
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Twitter: hismuse
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I just lost my hearing, I will try to watch this tonight.
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Dude–tortoise shell?????? On a 30 year old guy????Oh wait–I almost forgot that you have the nutsack of an 80 year old. Must have migrated or something. :clap:
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Twitter: missbritt
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Dude – you have issues that you are clearly projecting on to me.
I never said your glasses were GAY.
I said they were WOMEN’S sunglasses and that I can’t hardly stand to look at you in them without cracking the fuck up.
I assure you, they are not “gay”, unless they are sleeping with other women’s sunglasses.
They are, however, made for women.
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I have to agree with Britt, they are totally women’s sunglasses.
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The only way to know for sure whether those sunglasses are gay is to wait around a while and see if they try to fuck you in the ass.
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Sorry, you look chuffed with your new shades, and all but yes, uber gay. I actually fancied them and I am a chick.
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Yes. A supreme brand of faggotry found only in warm climates.
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Twitter: poppycede
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I already provided my opinion on her photo.
It’s the shape of your face mixed with the style/shape of the glasses that make you look feminine in them.
Are you in the kitchen? At first I was wondering where the hell you were.
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Those are women’s sunglasses.
I feel like I need more information. Did you pick these out all by yourself, or did a friend tell you they looked great on you? Were you punk’d by the salesperson? Did you feel pretty when you put them on?
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It’s not so much that they’re girl glasses, but that they’re not exactly the right size and shape for your face. But honestly, they’re not that bad.
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I’m not even going to read the other comments until I leave mine so I am not tainted…
Those sunglasses are very girlish. I’m sorry, but it’s true. In fact, they look a lot like a pair that I have.
Ahem, sorry.
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p.s. – your old ones were great…go back to that style, k?
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It is the tortoiseshell, I think.
I’d return them and get some regular, more guy looking shades. I have some almost identical to yours, by the way. Haha
What – no gay smilies? You discriminate here or what?!
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Twitter: WWScissors
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The tortoiseshell combined with the little gold decorative bit on the arm definitely make them old lady sunglasses. Sorry! Methinks somebody needs his money back.
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I think I have those exact sunglasses.
However, you look better in them than I do.
Which pisses me off, because I like to think I’m prettier than you are. However, you are totally rocking those glasses better than I do.
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They are NOT GAY!
I wear the exact same pair and I am NOT GAY!
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Dude, those are are not so much manly.
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Those totally look like women’s sunglasses.
Yes, yes they are gay sunglasses.
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Dude, a guy like you needs wraparounds or terminator glasses. Something a bit more…metallic. *snort*
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Gay sunglasses? You should be so lucky, since gays are unquestionably the most fashionable people in the world.
What is it about Florida and long-cherished sunglasses meeting their demise?
(Bossy thinks you look cute no matter what.)
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The glasses were ok I guess. Sorry, I was totally distracted by the view up your nose.
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Twitter: coalminersgd
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OK. You are not gay, obviously. And I think you walking down the street, sensitive gay-dar would not be activated.
But, you walking down those street with those sunglasses? Still no gay-dar going off but people will think, “Wow. That guy is sooo in touch with his feminine side. Good for him!”
You also might get smacked in the ass. I’m just sayin’.
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Hmm, yeah, they’re a little girlie. Sorry.
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I have to say that I thught you simply looked like a man who was confident enough in his masculinity to wear women’s sunglasses. I would not judge you, but if I didn’t know you, and was single, I’d want to bed you because I’d assume you were fantastic in bed.
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Gay is the new black. I say keep um.
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On one hand, I have sunglasses like that and I’m a middle aged woman. But on the other hand, my husband insisted they are his sunglasses and I stole them from him. So, I say Unisex. Or, what’s good for the goose, is good for the gander.
I can’t find a smiley wearing sunglasses.
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Twitter: hismuse
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Kinda gay but I like them on you anyway, go with the gayness…my husband does it so well.
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Dude, those are totally little blue-haired old lady glasses. But then you’re in Florida, so…”you’ll blend”…HAHA!
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Twitter: LeSombre
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You can resolve that issue with simple applied logic.
The consensus seems to be that:
- the sumglasses are feminine.
- you are masculine.
Since the sunglasses are “riding your face”, we can conclude that they are not gay.
QED.
//I got nothing.
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Twitter: msmegan
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Sorry, they’re chick sunglasses.
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Yes Adam, they are girly sunglasses. But you look totally hot in them!
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I think they look like *my* sunglasses. LOL
They are nice. You don’t look gay but you do look like you’re wearing girl glasses. :lmao:
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Twitter: poppycede
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hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe at no one in particular.
That is all.
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Twitter: an_bhean
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Kinda feminine, I think. Not gay. Feminine.
Oh, and you should see this:
http://www.feministing.com/archives/011509.html
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Gay or not so gay? That is the question…
The answer is: who the fuck cares.
You can totally carry them off – they look good on you.
Robyn
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Well, here in Seattle we like don’t even know what sunglasses are. But to me they look very feminine, my wife, two daughters and five grand daughter’s would like a pair of them.
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Twitter: Faiqa
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On behalf of gay people worldwide: You *wish* those sunglasses were “gay” so they’d actually be cool. Which they are not. Unless you’re a 56 year old woman. I wonder if gay people ask each other if their accessories look too straight? I guess if they have to ask, they aren’t gay in the first place.
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Not all tortoiseshell frames are feminine. Sadly, these are. You are channeling Jacqueline Smith or Farrah Fawcett in those shades.
Also, Rattling the Kettle’s comment cracked me up!
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I laughed through every single one of these comments today. Loudly.
I’m gay, and these glasses are so gay I wouldn’t even wear them.
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So before I read 746,000 comments, I will say this:
They are SOOOO not gay.
The gays have much better taste in eyewear that those things.
Dude…they are truly women’t glasses. Go back to the solid black frames, yo.
And give those sunglasses to CP’s mom. She’d rock ‘em.
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Not gay. They actually look good on you.
BTW, what are you doing Saturday night??? :cocksuck2:
The important thing is: did Britt buy them, since she was the one who broke your last pair?
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LOL @ Britt’s comment (unless they are fucking other women’s sunglasses). HA!
It doesn’t matter, they’re a good shape on you, very cool, dude-esque enough in that way. No, I wouldn’t have chosen tortoise shell for a guy, might have gone with just black or dark blue or brown, a solid color. But hey, maybe you like tortoise shell, and maybe you could be the dude who does for tortoise shell what Tom Selleck did for ‘salmon’ colored upper wear on guys.
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It takes a big man to wear THOSE sunnies
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Gay!!!
Well if you decide to get rid of them, i’d wear them no problem!!!
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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ok, me loves that you will buy and wear shades that are obviously made for women. i’m all about do what you want for you and fuck those who don’t like it. that being said, i’ll buy em from you and totally rock them, then you can use the money to go buy shades more traditionally masculine sunglasses. or not.
yay, you!
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…. not that there’s anything wrong with that…
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I think they’re cool. But of course I dated a deeply closeted gay guy for a long time, so what do I know?
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:martini: I’m thinking it might be that they’re tortoise shell, because the shape is great for you. I don’t think you look gay, but I think these are almost there for you . . . maybe you need a solid color (not red), basic black, even though it might be boring.
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The comments are cracking me up as much as the actual video.
The sunglasses are making this little gay dude :sex023:
drool.
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