The photo shoot for the Hot Blogger Calendar was last weekend, and I was unable to go. I have to get my own photos taken and submit them for approval.
This was one that was rejected for being too risque, because they are trying to keep the calendar appropriate for all audiences.
It might be too late to tell those of you with weak stomachs to avert your eyes. Those of you who are masochists can click the image for a larger version:
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oh, that wasn't bad
Comments by Amanda
Srsly. Get rid of the sunglasses. You're killing me.
Nice ass.
Comments by Stephanie
you look pretty decent from this angle... that's REALLY hard for me to say, but uhm. yeah... Not bad at all
Comments by blueppaintred
Rejected? They obviously don't want to sell any calendars...
Comments by Dave2
There are leaves floating in the pool. That, and I think you might want to consider different shades. Not the kind that make you look like a bug, though. I think bug sunglasses are bad on almost everyone.
Comments by Robin
The water is a nice blue, however.
Comments by Robin
Maybe they can do two versions of the calendar - Naughty and Nice. I think you should wear overalls and no shirt like Dexy's Midnight Runners.
Comments by jenny
LMAO!
That was HAWT Adam!
Can't. Stop. Giggling.
You'd think I'd never seen a male ass before...
Comments by Amber
The way the water's warping things it sorta looks like your feet are on backward.
Comments by Catherine
Nice bum, where ya from?
Comments by Walking With Scissors
I don't see a thing wrong with it myself...
Comments by Chris
If a woman had done that, it would have been fine.
Well I'm not buying a calendar now.
Comments by Karen Sugarpants
needless to say, the gay sunglasses make the outfit. oh, and the revealed ass parts, too
Comments by Crys
The ball shot in Dave's shirt was much worse....that right there was almost PG.
I am also on LOTS of cold meds, maybe I am just looking at it wrong.
Comments by Blondefabulous
Your cheeks are far too white, that's why. hahaha
Comments by Sue
Oh, the photoshops I can do with that picture. You might become the new sensation on Fark. ;-)
Comments by Mike
Better than coffee. Dude. Make your own fucking calendar.
Comments by Black hockey Jesus
It's not the naked ass, it's the paleness of it. You need a spray tan first.
Comments by Crystal
You really need to get some color on your butt, way too white!
Comments by trishk
That wasn't bad at all. I am with Black hockey Jesus... make your own.
Comments by Mindy
I have it on good authority that it's not the butt.
It's those ridiculous fucking glasses.
Comments by Miss Britt
This is tame... especially for you.
Now had the dolphin been in there with you... well then that would border on pornographic... so I could understand that.
Comments by NYCWD
Why not make your own calendar of bloggers? there could be you, and Karl,.....hmm...and you, and Karl...
I can't think of any other exhibitionists. I'll have to search and get back to you.
Comments by metalmom
Rawr!
Comments by Robin
I feel so dirty now. Dirty, but quite svelte.
Comments by always home and uncool
Nice. But couldn't you clean the leaves out of the pool first?
Comments by Finn
For the last time, if we allowed that picture, what would be next? Allowing the women in the calendar to show a little ankle? Make eye-contact with their husbands? I mean, really, a line has to be drawn somewhere.
Comments by Jane - Mom Generations
I'm with Britt–it's the glasses dude
Comments by Turnbaby
That wasn't so bad. I definitely was expecting worse when I saw it on my feed reader.
The glasses definitly look gay today, though.
Comments by B.E. Earl
I think they were looking for another nutsack shot of you. When all they saw was the top of your ass, a collective "Meh" was uttered.
I'm not buying it (well, I wasn't before either... but I'm trying to show you some support here)
Comments by martymankins
You're like...all man on the bottom, girly girl on the top!
;)
Comments by Hilly
We already have the full-sized version framed and hung in the hallway under a photo of Les Paul (the person).
Comments by Poppy
Now that's a hot piece of ass. ;-)
Comments by sizzle
Maybe they're going the other direction and it's not explicit enough. Try spread-cheeked, bent over and looking through your legs next time.
Comments by Grant
Well I like it!
I'll admit, I expected waaay worse. You've jaded me, dude. Jaded!
Comments by Sybil Law
You should re-shoot in that exact position, but clench your ass as hard as you can and ask if that's better.
Comments by Bridget
I'm definitely thinking there is going to be an Avitable calender coming out soon. Actually you can release it next summer and make it a 16 month calender like all the other supermodels do.
Comments by Jay
So, I clicked on this this morning and Ty said, "Is that what I think it is?" I replied, "Yep. Do you want me to enlarge it to really see it?" and he said, "Nope. I've already seen his nut sack. I don't need to see his butt crack."
My husband rhymed like Dr. Seuss and it's all because of your rampant blog nudity.
Aren't you proud?
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
I see that and all I think of that charmin commercial with the bear with dingleberries all over is back.
Comments by Functionally ReTodded
They rejected this photo? Meh. They're ridiculous. I think you're hawt. Well, maybe without those glasses. lol
Comments by Evil Genius
Well, I think it's hot. Stupid censors - they must be Republicans or something because they have no sense of humor.
Comments by Sheila (Charm School Reject)
I just spit up my brains and fourteen ounces of blood all over my monitor.
Comments by RW
Nothing sillier than finding indecent body parts we all have!
Comments by Maman
And? Who shot that pic?
Inquiring minds want to know.
I'll go ahead and assume it's not Britt..since she is still breathing and her eyeballs haven't burst into flames.
Comments by Stephanie
It's because of your sunglASSes. period.
Comments by Barbie
You "crack" me up.
(I didn't read the other comments to I apologize if this pun has been made.)
Comments by Gwen
It was the leaves in the pool wasnt it? Get a hot pool boy already. You guys can compare sunglass shopping tips.
Comments by Miss
Underwater, you look really white. And the glasses make you look really pedo-ish. But don't think I wouldn't have posted that shit at my desk at work.... :)
Comments by Robin
Nice tush.
Still gay though!!! The glasses, i mean!
Comments by michelle
Wow...you look really hot! Cute butt!
J.
Comments by Hoosier Girl
i caught some nasty cold / flu / bug / near death icky stuff while in denver and vegas, but i am not on cold meds. just a little b & b. i have over 430 feeds in my reader, but started with "a" over here in avitaland. gotta tell you, me thinks i have found my new wallpaper. boss be damned, that is a terrific shot. i'm beyond disappointed that the photographers of the so called hot blogger calendar rejected this photo. how about during the halloween party we do a "adam's pool calendar" shoot? i'll go nakey for it. and my boobs float. anyone else in? could be a group shot!
Comments by hello haha narf
p.s. dude, your butt should be white. don't listen to the fuckers giving you a difficult time about that. it's all good.
Comments by hello haha narf
I think they have a thang against your apparent white ‘crack’er ass. Perhaps replacing the tortoise shell sunglasses with a debonair ass-cot might help.
Comments by Employee No. 3699
Look at you, Mr. Hotty! You need to make your own Avitable calendar!
Comments by BlondeBlogger
Oh yeah, hawt. I've got me a new desktop. The chick glasses make it.
Comments by Gwen
I clicked on it. Does that say something about me?
Regardless of what the HBC says, that has Christmas Card written ALL over it!
Comments by Anissa@Hope4Peyton
Now that's hot stuff.
Comments by Beth
I never thought I'd say this to someone, but for the first time ever, I just want to snuggle up to you and tell you I'd love to tap that ass.
Just to see if it jiggles like a bowl full of jello.
Heh.
Comments by Redneck Mommy