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Is the 7th anniversary the dildo anniversary?

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Happy anniversary, sweetie!

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55 Replies to “Is the 7th anniversary the dildo anniversary?”

  1. Undomestic Diva

    I don’t know about anniversaries, but my husband bought me the mutha of all vibrators for Mother’s Day last year. Why the fool thought it was a bright idea to essentially replace himself I deemed necessary, I have no idea. So no. I do not recommend giving a dildo.

    Happy Anniversary.

  2. Mattie

    So, on the 7th anniversary you lose your pee-pee tail? (that’s what my sisters and I called it as kids)

    What’s up with that.

    And Mrs. Avitable? I’m assuming she’s a saint AND walks on water after 7 years.

    Congratulations Mr. and Mrs.

  3. John

    Happy Anniversary Adam & …Amy? (I hope I just didn’t mindfu*k your whole marriage and hitch you to some chick named Amy, if Amy isn’t your wife’s name). Love the toon. : ) Many happy returns.

  4. kapgar

    Happy anniversary, you two crazy kids! And I got it in just in time!

    Hey, is that me fourth in line with the teddy bear? Looks like my hairline. Shhhh… don’t tell Katie!

    BTW, did you notice that Sybil called us “unholy”? I’m not sure how to take that. Part of me thinks I should be offended, the other part says I should wear it as a badge of honor.

  5. Avitable

    Thanks to everyone for the nice wishes! I sent her roses to work, and then we went out to dinner. We watched a little TV, and I fell asleep at 8:30 and slept until 7 the next morning. I’m quite the romantic!

  6. Janelle

    Adam, your anniversary is two days after mine AND the day after my B-day. Awesome! Very cool. And I’m with Britt, that was totally cool that you would draw such a long line for your wife. That was super sweet! I wonder if you even realized by you doing that how that speaks volumes about how much you love your wife.
    Happy Anniversary!

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