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I don’t know about anniversaries, but my husband bought me the mutha of all vibrators for Mother’s Day last year. Why the fool thought it was a bright idea to essentially replace himself I deemed necessary, I have no idea. So no. I do not recommend giving a dildo.
Happy Anniversary.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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Where do I send my application? :dance:
The 7th anniversary is traditionally wool or copper gifts. In modern times its a deskset. So I suggest a nice woolen deskset. Or copper dildo. One or the other.
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Um your picture seems to demonstrate the loss of an appendage – if so perhaps the dildo anniversary would be appropriate.
Happy 7th to the Avitables – wishes for many many more!
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Awwwwww. Those guys in the fantasy line can’t compete with the Avitable Avenger!
Do you need any prescription cream for that itch?
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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dude. I have a goatee now. Please update the vision.
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Twitter: Amanda234
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Aw congratulations!
I’d go with bachelor #2 if I were her
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No, I think 7 is the handcuffs and latex outfits one… Not sure, I don’t think I made that one or at least didn’t celebrate anymore as it was already “that” bad…
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Congrats and wishing you many, many more. You two are very fortunate to have found eachother, and I wish that kind of happiness for everyone.
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I wish you 36 years of happiness!
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Twitter: blondefabulous
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Happy anniversary man.
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Happy Anniversary, that poor woman!
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No stick figure wang? I’m disappointed
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So, on the 7th anniversary you lose your pee-pee tail? (that’s what my sisters and I called it as kids)
What’s up with that.
And Mrs. Avitable? I’m assuming she’s a saint AND walks on water after 7 years.
Congratulations Mr. and Mrs.
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Happy Anniversary! :heartbeat:
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Awwww –look at how romantic you are! You kept your wee wee in your pants for this one :clap:
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Happy Anniversary!
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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I always thought the 7th year was whip cream and chocolate syrup.
Or was that the 7th day?
Happy Anniversary!!!
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Happy Anniversary.
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You’re now allowed to say, “Here Hon, wrap this iron up for yourself.”
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Twitter: missbritt
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You know what the best part of this drawing is?
That you assume there would be a long ass line waiting to have a chance at being her boyfriend on the side.
Seriously.
Awesome.
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Happy Anniversary to the only other couple I know married on the same day as Me and Misk. I hope you two had a lovely celebration!
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Awesome, you and Kevin sitting in a tree… hahaha. I kid, I kid. Happy Anniversary To you guys. (I left a similar comment on Kapgar’s site)
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Twitter: poppycede
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Congratulations on not being itchy!!!!!!! :heartbeat: to you both. Does that mean I can babysit Jigsaw tonight?!
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I’m pretty sure 7 is the anal sex anniversary, but I think it’s okay to use a dildo as long as you have a priest bless it first.
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Happy Anniversary!
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Happy Anniversary Adam & …Amy? (I hope I just didn’t mindfu*k your whole marriage and hitch you to some chick named Amy, if Amy isn’t your wife’s name). Love the toon. : ) Many happy returns.
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Twitter: msmegan
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Happy Anniversary!
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Twitter: s_csr
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Happy Anniversary!!
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Happy Anniversary to the both of you!
:heartbeat: :heartbeat: :heartbeat: :heartbeat:
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Twitter: elizabethbarone
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Happy Anniversary!
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Twitter: Faiqa
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Happy Anniversary. I’m looking forward to meeting your wife so I can confirm how lucky you are to have her.
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Happy Anniversary,you two crazy kids!
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Happy Anniversary to you both! Hope you took her out for a nice dinner!! :heartbeat:
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Ummmm.
Hmmmm.
Maybe we shouldn’t work on Halloween shit on your Anniversary.
What are you, a farmer?
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Happy anniversary to you and your brave, brave wife.
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Twitter: coalminersgd
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I do believe that the 7th anniversary is the “Jensen Ackles and a stick of butter” anniversary. Either that or a second honeymoon in Fiji.
Yeah. That one.
Happy 7th! :clap:
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Congrats to you both and many, many more!!!!
:woohoo:
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Twitter: mamandesfilles
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I think dildo is the 13th…
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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happy, happy day!!!
:woohoo:
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The gift must be the dildo since you are missing your elongated manhood in the above picture.
All of the possible suitors waiting in line are missing their schlongs, too.
It’s all about the dildo.
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Well no wonder she needs a dildo. Your picture depicts no “bizness” on you. Sheesh. Buy extra batteries.
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I love how every post comes down to your junk … or a reasonable facsimile. Happy Anniversary.
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Happy Anniversary and wishing you many more happy years together. :rose: :heartbeat:
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Happy Anniversary, kids!
P.S. You should NEVER forget my birthday, since it’s on YOUR FREAKIN’ ANNIVERSARY!
Srsly. NEVER forget.
Have a happy and a healthy.
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Congrats! I just had my 7th anniversary…looks like my husband denied me this gift. Prick.
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Twitter: Kapgar
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Happy anniversary, you two crazy kids! And I got it in just in time!
Hey, is that me fourth in line with the teddy bear? Looks like my hairline. Shhhh… don’t tell Katie!
BTW, did you notice that Sybil called us “unholy”? I’m not sure how to take that. Part of me thinks I should be offended, the other part says I should wear it as a badge of honor.
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Happy Anniversary, yous twos! Hope you celebrated with hot monkey sex, followed by dessert.
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Twitter: karlerikson
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Happy anniversary!
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Twitter: themuskrat
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yeah! y’all beat the “tv in the bedroom” odds.
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Congratulations. Have fun you two crazy kids!
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Thanks to everyone for the nice wishes! I sent her roses to work, and then we went out to dinner. We watched a little TV, and I fell asleep at 8:30 and slept until 7 the next morning. I’m quite the romantic!
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Adam, your anniversary is two days after mine AND the day after my B-day. Awesome! Very cool. And I’m with Britt, that was totally cool that you would draw such a long line for your wife. That was super sweet! I wonder if you even realized by you doing that how that speaks volumes about how much you love your wife.
Happy Anniversary!
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Happy Anniversary, Adam and Amy. You’re BOTH very lucky! :heartbeat:
J.
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Awwwww! How romantic is that cartoon??
Happy anniversary, friend.
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Happy Anniversary. Wishing you many more happy years together!
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