Freud's a fraud and Jung was too young
My next guest blogger, RW, doesn't like you. Really. And he doesn't want you to come visit his blog. He especially doesn't want you to comment. And that's why I love to fuck with him by encouraging all of you to go over to his site and leave him comments showing how much you love him and think he's amazing!
Your Secret Self
Hello, I'm RW and I'm pinch-hitting for Adam. I'd give you a link back to my site but if you don't know where my blog is I think we'll just keep it that way eh? I'm not a very nice person and can't stand a lot of nameless running around. Too many people around gives me the heebee jeebees.
And to prove it I took this test and came up with my "secret self" and, yeah it's pretty spot-on; even if I did write it myself. I made this test up several weeks back and put it on my blog. It's been around a few blogs since, having gotten over 800 tries.
The idea is simple – you answer the prompts with the answer that would best express your IDEAL SITUATION regarding that question. The question gives you an aspect of your life, and you click on whatever it is that MOST REFLECTS your ideal version of that aspect. Not what it is now, not what it OUGHT to be, but what you would really really want in your heart of hearts.
What it then reveals is your "secret self". The "you" you really are deep inside when you strip away all the facade and social automation. But a warning – in most cases, THIS WILL NOT END WELL. Like I said, I'm not a nice guy.
Here's my results.
Serious Artist
Take Your Secret Self 1 Step Beyond today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.Going 1 step beyond I wear a beret and stand in doorways. I smoke for the way it looks. Your life is stupid and shallow and all the truth you can find in the world equals one big lie. Relationships are illusions and you mean nothing to me. My art is everything whether anyone understands it or not. It isn't my fault you don't get it. Take my picture and I spit upon you. I don't know why. I have immaculate hair. Nothing matters.
Click the link and take the test yourself. You can tell us answers here, put the results on your blog, do both, or flip me the bird. Truly… I don't care. As my results should have already warned you.
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You're not fooling me into taking that again.
I took it once before and it lied to me, even though you guaranteed me it wouldn't.
I am not a man.
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I changed some stuff! Yeah! Yeah that's it!
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I'm going to call you 'arrdub' in my head because A) you hate lists that are numbered with letters and that only have on ireelevant item.
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Second verse, same as the first.
Hail fellow, well met. Again.
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ok mine said: Going 1 step beyond I would be rescuing damsels (or damsirs?) in distress, standing up as a champion for the underdog and/or righting every wrong you could possibly imagine. I am the incorruptible cop, the brave friend of little children, and the one who will constantly save your ass from your own repeated idiocies. When I die I don't need statues in my honor, just name your children and dogs after me. That would be pretty cool.
But it never rated me as an outstanding lover. What the hell's the deal here RW? Ain't ya got the balls to give a full review?
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Mine was the same as cris. Now, what was the standard deviation on this quiz again?
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Yeah I got what they got, White Knight.
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wait, YOU wrote that test??!??!!!
huh.
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Well, there are seven or eight results to the questions but the idealists in most people come out in the answer. Most people scream when they realize their secret self is Oprah, and the funniest thing is that the people who end up dictators usually agree the strongest with the results.
cris – I didn't put a lover-component in the results because the concept of "lover" is not an actual part of my experience. So possibly the test is skewered just a tad.
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I am a monk/ nun.
Hahahahahahaha
Although it does make some sense.
Hmm…
RW hates me.
:crying:
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I can't remember what I was last time, but I took it again and tried to listen to my ID the way you described here:
"Going 1 step beyond I am everybody's pal. I drink, I talk with my mouthful and everybody's invited over to my place! I slap people on the back and if that makes them choke on a piece of burger no worries, life in good! Have another beer! I am the guy or gal who just LOVES to be in small rooms with way too many people all talking at once. Hey have some cheese puffs! I like it when the neighbors complain about me on their blogs or call the cops because – aw c'mon it's a party! Geez! Have some potato salad! There ya go! Ahh HAH HAH HAH! Woo."
I was kinda concerned that I sound like such an asshole, until I realized BE Earl was the same as me. That makes me feel better.
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why did i get exactly what britt got:
Going 1 step beyond I am everybody's pal. I drink, I talk with my mouthful and everybody's invited over to my place! I slap people on the back and if that makes them choke on a piece of burger no worries, life in good! Have another beer! I am the guy or gal who just LOVES to be in small rooms with way too many people all talking at once. Hey have some cheese puffs! I like it when the neighbors complain about me on their blogs or call the cops because – aw c'mon it's a party! Geez! Have some potato salad! There ya go! Ahh HAH HAH HAH! Woo.
me thinks the test is busted.
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So all I need to do is name your running around? Then I think I'll go with Roger.
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Roger will work….
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And I'm a White Knight if you were interested. If you don't care, then I was Ghandi.
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