Comments on: I’m home! And now it’s time for a story about a toilet.

By: baseballmom

baseballmom — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 07:09:54 +0000

Oh GOD, ew. My worst nightmare WAS to have the kids bugging me while I take a dump, but now I have other things to think about….thank you!

By: Bliuestreak

Bliuestreak — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 15:50:07 +0000

that’s pretty much my worst nightmare right there, taking a dump and having to deal with a resurrected roach.

By: Beth

Beth — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:18:58 +0000

you’re my favorite person

By: Little Miss Sunshine State

Little Miss Sunshine State — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 17:13:29 +0000

I keep finding the roaches on their backs because that’s how they land when they fall out of the A/C vents in the ceiling. They can’t even land on their feet like a fucking cat.

We live in an apartment. I buy Raid Roach Killer by the gallon. We also have frogs that come up through the plumbing.

By: Avitable

Avitable — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 17:06:24 +0000

Sarcastica, I know. Now my blog is back to its normal crappiness. LMSS, we have gotten lucky with very few roaches in our house. Hilly, you should give RW some fellatio, too. Tracy, what about love bugs? They're trustworthy. Poppy, I don't know if there's much of a difference between St. Croix roaches and Florida roaches. Kapgar, if you have an exterminator do preventive service, you can live roach free! Ginger, I am not right. Jeff, I think it's a John Woo type of death spiral. Atomic Bombshell, me too.

By: Atomic Bombshell

Atomic Bombshell — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:28:56 +0000

I really liked your Hollywood ending better than the honest version. Good job, roach killer!

By: Jeff

Jeff — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:08:58 +0000

I’ve never figured out how or why roaches end up on their backs when they die. Do they perform some kind of dramatic death scene with one antennae on their forehead, spin around twice and fall on their backs? I’m just saying… how does this happen?

By: Ginger

Ginger — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 03:51:32 +0000

Ah, one thing I do not miss about living in Florida…the flying roaches, aka, Palmetto Bugs!

This post made me laugh until I cried! As they say in Tennessee, “You ain’t right!”

By: kapgar

kapgar — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 02:10:11 +0000

Roaches would be the Numero Uno reason why I’d never live in Florida. GAHHHHHHH!!!!

By: Poppy

Poppy — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 00:11:58 +0000

I call bullshit on this whole post, since your answer to Kimi had nothing to do with you saying “but it was a St. Croix cockroach!” when she mentioned she’s a Florida native, and neither of you has expertise with St. Croix cockroaches.

Just sayin’.