In the tradition of Wayne’s 3-minute DITL (Day In The Life) videos, here is my 4-minute WISC (Weekend In Saint Croix) video:
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Twitter: Blogography
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So… you didn’t say hello to Johnny Wishbone for me?
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Twitter: Amanda234
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Poor baby, I hate it when I go to a tropical paradise and the cushions are wet after a storm. Man, that sucks.
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Twitter: alotofnothing
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Amy is a lucky, lucky woman.
Do you taste sarcasm?
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OMG! That looked like SOOOOO much fun.
Did your butt get wet from sitting on those cushions? That is also Sooooooo much fun.
How about some bug bites because of the broken screens? That is also soooooo much fun.
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You really are kinda a whiny little bitch, aren’t you?
heehee.
Hi, I missed you!
xo
b.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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Why weren’t you dancing to Billie Jean?
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Cool, that’s the thing the government referred to when they said.
You’re money is safe.
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Adam, sweetie…if I ever get to meet you, I’m going to smack you. :crazywife: You were in a gorgeous tropical paradise! The view out your window was amazing, and you spent about 3 seconds on that! Who cares about cushions or rugs or remotes? I would have gone outside and stayed outside and only come in to get a fruity drink or go to sleep!
Honestly! :banghead:
J.
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Did they even bother to comp you for anything? Discount? Free fucking tequila? Anything?
I find that safe totally laughable, too.
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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… it’s a crab in the wild…
You’re a regular Steve Irwin.
You should do more National Geographic videos.
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1. I would have been fucking pissed. Were there no machetes lying around?
2. You need to start drinking. It makes almost any vacation all better.
3. What the fuck is up with that hat?
I woke up this morning and “Smile Time” was on the telly.
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PENIS HAT!!!
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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not being able to view this at work sucks my ass. (you know, the ass that broke the internet. hehe)
looking forward to watching this later.
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Twitter: poppycede
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Note to Adam: Don’t go to an island after a storm. It won’t be fun unless you’re adventurous, which you clearly are not.
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When I was a kid at my first year of sleep-away camp, I’d write letters home that all went something like this:
“I hate this place. You have to come pick me up and take me home. If you don’t, I’m going to run away. Come get me.”
To which my father would reply:
“Glad you’re having a good time. Is swimming fun?”
I DON’T SWIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So…
You had a great time, right?
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I’m cracking up at Dawn’s comment! Funnier than the original video!
hahahahahhahaha
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Twitter: blondefabulous
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Too bad we couldn’t see video of you fighting the massive tropical cucarracha! That would probably pass for UFC down there!
And was that a Mormon wedding? I swear I thought the guy said “By the power vested in me as a elder of the Mormon church..”, Just wondering…….
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I can’t believe you escaped unscathed!!
:lmao:
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Yeah, Bossy can certainly see what you mean by sucked: one whole wet rug and a fan. What could St Croix have been thinking???!!
And that’s not a 4-minute WISC video. It’s a 4 minute and 8 second WISC video. Bossy wants a full refund.
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Twitter: Jayman3768
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God I hate weddings. Especially weddings that have an 80′s theme for the reception.
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Twitter: Faiqa
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Oh, Adam. Adam, Adam, Aaa-DUM. Do you think you could have lived up to the “whiny American traveler” stereotype any more than you did in those four minutes?! The island, despite your simpering, looked beautiful.
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You such a whiny little boob. I haven’t seen a palm tree since 1995. I wish I had it as bad as Saint Croix.
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With a view like that, how can you complain? Although the roaches would have creeped my out too.
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Some things I need to address:
1. Your view was gorgeous.
2. Burn that fuckin hat. Now.
3. Amy looked beautiful!
4. Do people really dance to Billie Jean?
5. The “crab in the wild” comment made me pee
a little.
6. Burn the fuckin hat. Now.
7. You are a spoiled brat-man.
8. NOW.
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Dave, I dinna understan’.
Amanda, okay, the rug in the room was soaking, dripping wet, and there were dead roaches and the service was miserable and there was cold water. It sucked!
Angie, why are you being sarcastic? She is!
LMSS, yup. Sooooo much fun!
Beth, it was humid and nasty and if I’m going to pay as much as I did per night, I expect damn near perfection.
BE Earl, she’s not my lover.
SPD, exactly. It’s safe as long as nobody tries to walk away with it.
HG, I was in a humid, nasty tropical paradise where the service was horrendous and I couldn’t take a hot shower. If I was only paying $50/night, I could see that.
Kris, well, I plan on writing them a letter.
NYCWD, it’s the legendary wild crab!
ADW, my hat is awesome. I love Smile Time!
Britt, it. does. NOT!
Hello, just realize that I’m not a whiny bitch when you watch it.
Poppy, adventurous had nothing to do with it. The storm was only one part of the shitty experience.
Dawn, I was about to run away, too.
Blondefabulous, nope, not Mormon. Not sure what denomination, actually.
Sybil, it was a close fucking call.
Bossy, the check is in the mail. And it was worse than that – we had roaches and cold showers, too.
Jay, the wedding (of my wife’s sister) wasn’t bad – it was everything else that sucked.
Faiqa, whiny American traveler? I’m pretty flexible, but if I’m paying top dollar, I expect top service.
Melanie, the view wasn’t worth the rest of it.
Dragon, a view is just a view. Who cares?
Stephanie, my hat is fucking awesome. I wore it to the wedding.
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Twitter: poppycede
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You were there for a wedding, it wasn’t about you anyway.
It was about the bride and groom having a day for their family and friends which secretly was just an excuse for them to spend lots of money.
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Twitter: s_csr
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Nah. I don’t think you’re a whiny bitch because I feel the same as you. Who gives a shit about the view when you’re taking a shower with cold water in a water stained moldy looking cement slab? Seriously. Inmates get better showers than that.
And the roaches? Hell effing no thank you!
(People in “paradise” shop at KMart?)
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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Me blauckbarrie no hazn no veedyo. Cunnott wautchitx rite nau. Beabak lay tehr.
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“Demand Compensation!”, she bellowed, with righteous indignation!
:boobs4:
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Poppy, c’mon. It’s always about me!
Sheila, thank you!
Wayne, hokaye.
Evil Genius, I plan on it. Wait, were you being sarcastic?
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Twitter: poppycede
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An interesting argument. I yield, but only because I don’t want to get uninvited to see Jigsaw.
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Lounging around on poo? Are you sure that isn’t cockroach heaven?
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Twitter: Faiqa
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Well, hon, that’s just what I mean. In the lesser developed nations, you don’t pay top dollar for top service, you pay top dollar so the unwashed massed won’t cut your head off…or hit you over the head with a 10lb safe. Anyway, I, for one, am glad you didn’t like it…wouldn’t want you entertaining notions of moving there or something.
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So, how was room service?
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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my two favorite parts…
you being fascinated with (coco)nuts and the ending BLAH which almost made me pee.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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my two least favorite parts…
your hat and shades.
(dude, normally i am all in your corner, but i just am not a fan of either. i know, i know. i don’t have to like them. well…good. coz i don’t.)
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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i do, however, love when you do videos.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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BLAH!
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and another thing…Is the left nut the one that hangs down further, or is that the right one?
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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Today is Election Day. I vote for your hat and those shades.
Oh, and I do hope for the change of the hope of change. Namely, I hope you change to a better resort next time with A/C and a lower roach population.
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You’re a whiny bitch………Carembola is nice. Next time stay at a private home via VRBO.com
Or better yet, dont ever go back to STX
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@Jeff, I don’t plan on ever going back. I kind of wish the island would just sink completely. It’s a shithole of an island.
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