So, everybody remembers that little Hot Blogger Calendar contest, right?
Well, the photos have been taken, and I submitted another one after my first one was rejected. The calendars are being put together and they are now available for pre-order! The calendars will begin shipping in mid-November just in time for Christmas or Chanukah or Diwali or Kwanzaa.
They’re only $12.00 each for 12 months of hot bloggery goodness. They’d make great calendars to hang in your office, to give to family members, and to masturbate to each evening.
I can’t show you the photo of me that they used, but I’ll show you one that we decided not to use:
You don’t want to miss out, do you?
2009 Hot Blogger Calendar – The Men (including Avitable and NYCWD!):
2009 Hot Blogger Calendar – The Women (including Miss Britt!):
BlogHer 09 – If you could ask a man anything . . .
The relaunch of “Clearly, You’re Retarded”
One week . . .
But I want THIS picture!! :clap:
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Dear God….why?
The only thing that would make that picture better…worse…would be that hat you bought in St. Croix.
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MY EYES!! MY EYES!!
I think I’ve been blinded!
That photo is something else!
~ZZ
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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I can see why it was thrown out. It *is* the “hot” blogger calendar.
You’re swimming in a pool. That’s not hot. It’s cool.
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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and close your center tag, n00b.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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good thing dawg is giving me a calendar or i might have to boycott the whole damn thing for the travesty of them not including this or the other phto (the one that replaced my mcgyver on the nightstand). i mean, you actually are wearing trucks (or underwear?) in this photo for crying out loud!
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That picture is amazing! I look at it and it is like it is moving and if I stare at it too long it becomes… like… hypnotic from all the hair floating and swirling and making me lose my free will. Damn you Avitable and your hypnotically “hairy gorilla” hot calendar photo shoot.
NOW COMMAND ME!!
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Tell me that on the one they decided to use you braided your chest hair!!! I think that is SO hot!
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OK I don’t want to alarm anyone but at the bottom left at your waist dude…is that the Grim Reaper swimmin of your ass?
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Umm swimmin OUT of your ass that is.
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Twitter: blondefabulous
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I still say the first one you wanted to use was PERFECT! They just didn’t want you hotness to out shine everyone else!
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Just imagine what I’d save on home heating fuel this winter if I had that hot photo steamin’ things up around here… whew!
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Twitter: tlkaply
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Because nothing says home like nudie pictures of Adam. :banghead:
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I’m hoping you used my suggestion of having your wife nail you anally with a dildo for the picture you submitted. It’s classy.
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omg nipple pinching
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Clearly those people are retarded.
What’s NOT hot about that picture?!
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Twitter: poppycede
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All I have to say is: You made the right choice. People will go “awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!” over the photo that’s in the calendar.
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That’s hawt.
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you should totally get those nipples pierced, cuz when you tweek them when they’re pierced, it’s even hotter. just sayin’
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Twitter: mrlady
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Hows about I just send YOU $12 and you send me twelve copies of THAT picture? RAWR.
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OK, honestly? Don’t go changin’.
That’s all I have to say.
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You ARE a hot fucking blogger! I don’t even have to LOOK at the women’s calendar.
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Thanks for blowing me a nice wet kiss.
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Good God.
I think I’m in love
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