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The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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I’m so horribly jealous.
I’m sure the party will be a huge success!
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Looks like you are going to have a great time! Have a drink or two for us!
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Is that a close-up shot of popcorn bags, or did you set up a GIANT maze in the backyard?
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Yeah, but what did you get to drink for the rest of the peoples?
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
says:
that doesn’t look like nearly enough booze. after all, in nine hours i should be on a plane, florida bound…
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Looks like someone has already been into the booze.
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Twitter: LeSombre
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You seem to be running low on Goldschlagger.
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What?! No Guinness on tap?
I wish I could be there anyway. Looks like you’re putting together an awesome party, Adam. About the only thing that keeps me from attending is the fact that my mother-in-law lives in FL, and I’d almost certainly be obliged to go visit her while I was there.
[shudders]
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Twitter: poppycede
says:
There will be popcorn?!
I hope it has butter on it. Otherwise I’m staying at the hotel and watching reruns of The Jeffersons.
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Twitter: bubblewench
says:
That looks so good, even at 6:35am.. does that mean I’m a serious alchoholic? I’m licking my lips. YUM!
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
says:
*DROOL*
(and that’s not over the popcorn)
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Winter, oh, it should be pretty awesome!
Fantastagirl, will do. We’ll pour a 40 out for you.
LMSS, I wish we had done a giant maze in the backyard. Maybe next year.
Kris, water.
Hello, that’s just your portion.
Mik, that’s just the stuff we already had, not the stuff I’ve recently bought.
Mike, it’s on my list – two more bottles.
Aunt Robin, you could have come to Florida incognito.
Poppy, there will be popcorn. Although I don’t think you’re going to eat it.
Bubblewench, yes. Yes, it does.
NYCWD, what’s your drink of choice?
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i’m trying to see the vodka….
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MY drink of choice (because i know you’re dying to provide for me) is a lemon-drop-don’t-stop. all that’s needed is lemonade, vodka and cointreau/triple sec (triple sec is cheaper). i can bring all this with me like the white trash ho i am, though.
not on the plane — but to your pad.
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Twitter: msmegan
says:
Um, yeah, those bottles aren’t full. I like fresh booze. Get on that, will ‘ya?
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Twitter: hismuse
says:
Niiiice!
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I don’t see any Maker’s Mark in the lineup, so I’m protesting by not leaving a comment.
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That’s not a real peek! Popcorn and booze….okay, those items were givens. What about the decorations? Costumes? Come on, give us “can’t comes” a little more cleavage!
J.
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If Dave is going get some Lucid. I can’t imagine Halloween without absinthe!
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Dude. What the hell?!?!
You processed the shit out of my picture!
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Twitter: Faiqa
says:
It looks great. I’m still too impressed by your dedication to say anything cynical.
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I am also too impressed.
I also hate popcorn.
But that liquor sure looks good. Try keeping me away from that stuff, okay? Otherwise I’ll be running around naked…
Oh, wait.
Faiqa! please keep me away from the liquor!
:woohoo:
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Awwwwwww! Having to party vicariously SUCKS ROCKS!!! I’m soooooo jealous!
But I still hope you all have a fantastic time. And there better be videos for the rest of us!!
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Twitter: Faiqa
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@Sybil Hmmm. I don’t know. Letting you get naked might be a good way to repay Adam for throwing the party. Also, I think seeing you naked would take our friendship to a whole new level. I’ll think about it and get back to you.
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We’s gonna gets so drunks we’s gonna bes all woo woo!
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Okay, Faiqa – but can you at least keep me away from Clown?
:lmao:
He’s trouble – I can just tell…
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Stop trying to act like a few bottles of free liquor are all that’s necessary to entice Bossy.
(Sound of Bossy scurrying off to check ticket prices.)
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I just printed our boarding passes–Jagermeister, Goldschlager and Cuervo add up to Liquid Cocaine in case you didn’t know;-p
So the skinny dip crew now includes me, Sybil and Becky :sexytime:
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Why do I have to be pregnant and one the other side of the country with no money…Suck
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I am totally pouting right now.
:pissed:
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Wow dude, all i can say is next year for sure!!!!
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Green here… with envy, when I should be green from a hangover from your party. Bummer.
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Will there be absinthe?
::drool:: :sex023:
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Hmmm…I find it very strange that most of those bottles are already empty.
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I’m with Trish… most of those bottles have already been dipped into many times. Not much hope for those Crown Royal drinkers…. but if you are into Goldschlager, you are in luck.
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