Monthly Archives: October 2008

Throbbing cock of doom

Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2008 by Avitable

Sometimes people come into my office, see my action figures, my life-sized Yoda, my 30,000 comics and say, “Adam, could you be a bigger geek?” And I just point to today’s guest poster, Heather, and say, “Yes.” She and her … Continue reading →

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No porn here!

Posted on Monday, October 20, 2008 by Avitable

Amanda told me that she was going to write a post all about her breasts and post high-resolution photos of each of them for everyone else to enjoy while I was gone. I forgive her, even though she is a … Continue reading →

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My head is just getting bigger by the second. And yes, I’m talking about my penis.

Posted on Sunday, October 19, 2008 by Avitable

Today, I’m probably getting pretty sick of having no internet and being on the beach at a tropical resort. Yes, I’m weird, I know. According to Gina, though, I’m pretty awesome, too! Hi! I’m Gina from, well, See Gina Blog. … Continue reading →

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Freud’s a fraud and Jung was too young

Posted on Saturday, October 18, 2008 by Avitable

My next guest blogger, RW, doesn’t like you. Really. And he doesn’t want you to come visit his blog. He especially doesn’t want you to comment. And that’s why I love to fuck with him by encouraging all of you … Continue reading →

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Avitable . . . the Newest MacGyver

Posted on Friday, October 17, 2008 by Avitable

I’d never usually consider reading, much less falling in love with, a blog called “Attack of the Redneck Mommy“. I mean, it has “redneck” and “mommy” in the title! Luckily for me (and of course, even luckier for the author), … Continue reading →

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Pakistan in the place where you were

Posted on Thursday, October 16, 2008 by Avitable

I’ve known Faiqa since I was in 9th grade – she was a year ahead of me in the International Baccalaureate program and, just like the rest of us there, a huge nerd, dork, geek, and dweeb. Her guest post, … Continue reading →

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I’m like Jesus!

Posted on Wednesday, October 15, 2008 by Avitable

I’m actually still in town and don’t leave until tomorrow, but I have too many things going on to blog. So, here’s your week of Substitute Avitables! My first guest poster is someone who seems to think that I have … Continue reading →

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Vacation or hell?

Posted on Tuesday, October 14, 2008 by Avitable

Thursday, I have to go to Saint Croix for a destination wedding. It should be horrible, because there’s no internet and allegedly no cell reception. I’m not sure what I’m going to do with myself for four days! Anyways, I’ve … Continue reading →

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Is the 7th anniversary the dildo anniversary?

Posted on Monday, October 13, 2008 by Avitable

Click for larger: Happy anniversary, sweetie!

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I expect an explosion any second now

Posted on Sunday, October 12, 2008 by Avitable

11:00 PM EST Saturday night. The phone rings. “Hey, Adam.” “Hey, brother of mine.” “Are you at your computer?” “Yes.” “Can you Google something for me?” “Sure.” “Can you look for any discussion of gas leaks in a 2006 Cobalt?” … Continue reading →

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