The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Monthly Archives: October 2008
17 Year Old DJ Avitable
During all four years of college, I was a DJ on the local college radio show. I recorded almost every show I did on cassette tape and lugged the huge boxes of cassette tapes from Virginia to Saint Louis to … Continue reading
Hot Nude Male Blogger Calendar
The photo shoot for the Hot Blogger Calendar was last weekend, and I was unable to go. I have to get my own photos taken and submit them for approval. This was one that was rejected for being too risque, … Continue reading
Posted in Photos
Tagged avitable, hot blogger calendar, hot male blogger, naked, nudity, pool, porn
58 Comments
Queer Eye for the Sunglassed Guy
Are my new sunglasses gay? Direct link.
Posted in Vlog
Tagged avitable, costa del mar, gay, metrosexual, queer eye, sunglasses, tortoiseshell, Vlog, youtube
68 Comments
Hypocrisy pisses me off
A few days ago, I embedded a video from Saturday Night Live, using NBC’s own Hulu website. This was a skit that made light of the “victims” of sub-prime mortgages and made fun of a very liberal couple named the … Continue reading
A letter attempting to collect a debt
We received this letter in the mail today: “After a review of your file we find a balance of $3,987.15. Please pay that amount by cashier’s check of money order to “Miller and Steeno, P.C.” and make sure our file … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
Tagged avitable, collection agencies, collections, miller and steeno, parasites, rant
51 Comments
Joel McHale
Friday night we went to the Hard Rock at Universal City Walk and watched Joel McHale, from E’s show, “The Soup”, do his stand-up routine. It was nice to see that he is pretty much just as dorky and goofy … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, hard rock cafe, joel mchale, kristen wiig, saturday night live, snl, the soup
27 Comments
Plague or Wal-mart?
Check out Wal-mart’s growth since its first store. It’s like watching some mythical plague spread exponentially over the country. Tonight I get to go watch two small demon children from the bowels of hell until their parents return from a … Continue reading
Why I like Sarah Palin
I don’t. However, a lot of people do. And I cannot understand it. I can understand what people see in John McCain – four years ago, if Bush hadn’t run or if he had run as an independent, I would … Continue reading
Posted in Politics
Tagged avitable, democrats, john mccain, mccain, palin, Politics, republicans, sarah palin
64 Comments
Ghost Hunters
Before I get to today’s post, I wanted to remind those of you who are coming to my Halloween party that if you haven’t booked your hotel room yet, now is the time. Paul over at Jestertunes needs your reservation … Continue reading
Porn or not? You decide. (SFW)
A few months ago, I talked about the internet phenom called sfwporn. Basically, it’s hardcore porn that is horribly and amateurishly drawn over in MS Paint to make it more innocuous, or Safe For Work. I had fun making some … Continue reading








