Are you retarded?

Do you really think I’m going to have some type of post at midnight on Saturday night while we’re in the middle of partying?

Jeez, can’t a guy take a break?

I’ll post something real on Monday. I’m recovering as you read this.

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21 Responses to Are you retarded?

  1. FAIL! You haven’t posted “real” post all bloody week!

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  2. Amanda
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    says:

    Liar, you’re still mid party. You are not recovering yet. Unless you’re the worlds worst host, that is

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  3. I concur- I’m pretty sure the party’s still going strong!
    xo

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  4. I can’t believe you gave me the wrong address to your house. I’ve been waiting here for 6 hours and just now realized the fake invite you insisted was real.

    You’re now temporarily out of my will.

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  5. Dave2
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    says:

    I do not like this post. Where’s the button for THAT?

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  6. SJ says:

    Must be a really dull party, if Dave2 is reduced to commenting on blogs. Dave2, why are you still sober?!?! :martini:

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  7. Stephanie says:

    Crystal promised lewd dancing.

    I see no dancing. In fact, in all the pics I’ve seen thus far…the only one that looks slightly drunk is you, Adam, and you don’t even drink!

    WTF? :loser:

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  8. Mike says:

    this is sheila’s husband. Sorry, I had to break into her account. Her phone is off and I just wanted to make sure she is ok. have her call me asap. Thanks

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  9. Yep, 6:37 and I’m up. What an awesome party!

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  10. Grant says:

    Somehow I just knew you wouldn’t actually post nothing even with your party going.

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  11. Nanna
    Twitter:
    says:

    Yes in fact I DID expect a post. Jeez!!!

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  12. Hilly says:

    Any party that goes on until 4:45am is a fucking awesome party in my book!

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  13. DeannaBanana says:

    Awesome party! I would love to see anyone’s and everyone’s pictures, so addresses or links would be would be awesome…

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  14. metalmom says:

    Everyone else managed to twitter and text, the least you could have done is post.

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  15. Turnbaby says:

    The party RAWKED! :sexytime:

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  16. maman
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    says:

    Oh sure! No mercy for those unable to attend! Next you are going to ask who we are voting for before we are allowed to see the video!

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  17. Whew! I managed to NOT puke on the plane. But just an an FYI : four still reasonably drunk girls wandering the airport at 4:00 a.m. is NEVER a good thing. People tend to look at you funny when you are sprawled on the elevator bank lobby area floor. Hmph. Imagine that!!

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  18. Evil Genius says:

    Uh, yeah, I did most definitely expect a post. And a damned VIDEO of the PARTAY! So hurry the fuck up and recover already! :crazywife:

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  19. Sybil Law says:

    Neverwas was the best party that everwas!

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  20. martymankins says:

    Who would fall for a post like this???

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