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We continue our trend of discussing light-hearted topics that are insubstantial with a look at Safe Haven laws. Should you be able to drop your children off without repercussion? What does that say about you as a parent? As a person? Should you be able to drop off kids of any age?
Britt and I will slice and dice each other from 9 PM to 10 PM EST on Talkshoe. You can listen live online at Talkshoe.com, or download the Talkshoe application and you can chat and even call in!
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Man, I’m really gonna have to try to go to this thing next year….
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ha, very funny captions.
also that fellow barack won, i understand you’re a big fan of his, so Congrats! Hopefully you celebrated in style tonight.
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Twitter: Amanda234
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Your attention to detail is amazing, my dear
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Twitter: Faiqa
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The props *were* outstanding. Tariq made me walk around and look at them before I went to the bar. To get water. Ahem.
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so did anyone fall in the pool? Cus that would be great!
Did you steal Britt’s kids clothes for the lost and found?
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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I keep going back to the dead baby cotton candy.
That was a nice touch.
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You certainly went to a lot of effort!If I did Halloween, this is the party I’d be at!
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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I missed Cornelius.
Damn liquor inhibiting my sense of perception!
BTW… can you post those drinks??? Not that I want one at home or anything…
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OMG!!! you are THE BESTEST party decorater I have evah seen! That kiddy pool is nas-they though, eewwww, LOL
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I’m absolutely amazed at all the props and decorating you do for your party. I’m also very sad that I had to change my plans. Now I have plane ticket to use by March. I think I’m going to use it to see my best friend in St Louis.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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i forgot to get naked and swim in the blood read pool. dammit!
fantastic decorations and details, adam. you sure as hell go over the top and i loved it! thanks again for the party.
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Twitter: _scifidad_
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Those pics actually prevent the prospect of being molested by a bearded lady from being the most disturbing thing at your party.
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it was elaborate. and really awesome. kind of like you. and my ass.
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Twitter: blondefabulous
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That kiddie pool look freakin’ awesome man! How are you going to top that next year……
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Your attention to detail was amazing. I made sure to go and look at everything before i became the karaoke queen;-)
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Definitely return the stuff to goodwill so some poor person can properly celebrate Halloween next year.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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@crys -
ok, THIS comment is exactly why i am kicking myself for not talking to your awesome self more at the party. fucking great comment, pretty lady!
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And the missing children signs! I loved that, too. Hell – the entire house was amazing!!
Like I said before, you da MAN, Avitable!!
It was spectacular. Next year, I come as something related to the party theme.
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Twitter: s_csr
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How did I miss the babies in the cotton candy and the clown in the car? Hmph. I’d like to blame the drinkage but really it was because I was so busy doing photo shoots with the oh so sexy bearded lady. Her nipples distracted me.
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No Wagon-Wheel-O-Fun?
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That is just WILD! You weren’t kidding about the amount of work that went into this party. It really shows.
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Twitter: hismuse
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The clown made me pee myself a little.
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Are you sure that rope ladder doesn’t keep going? Had I been there, I would have tried – but that’s because I’m usually drunk.
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Embiggen. Ha ha!
Wow, looks like it was quite a party! I’ll have to save up for next year!
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I still can’t believe the amount of detail that went into the party.
I showed my Mom the pictures and she was impressed with the detail too.
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Twitter: tlkaply
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Oh, that’s just great, you bastard, now I want a pickled baby. And where the hell do you think I’ll be able to find THAT? :banghead:
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Twitter: GingerSnaps
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Unbelievable! You are amazing…
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Twitter: GingerSnaps
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Holy shit, my Gravatar finally started working! Oh wait…it’s because I typed my e-mail addy in all lower case! Gawd, what a dumbass.
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Twitter: s_csr
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Damn talkshoe wouldn’t load!!!!!! Ugh! I actually get a chance to listen in and it fails on me!!
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Looked like this was the place to be… very glad everyone had fun. I am really looking forward to next year. It will be my first! (if Mr. Avitable aloows me to come)
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I especially love the guts in the inflatable pool.
Somewhere there’s gotta be a recipe book for stuff like that.
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Nice. I am bummed I missed it.
In the first photo, that’s one of the “Killer Klowns From Outer Space”, isn’t it ?
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Twitter: Kapgar
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How many years were you working on all this stuff? Damn.
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Wow you went all out! I love it!
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Ren, you should. Everyone has a good time!
Jared, you’re not a fan, is that what you’re saying?
Amanda, James and I are pretty anal retentive.
Faiqa, yes. Water.
BPR, nobody fell in unfortunately. I bought the clothes from Goodwill for the Lost and Found.
BE Earl, James did all of that himself – I thought it was genius!
Katie, you don’t do Halloween?
NYCWD, yeah, I’ll email you the recipes or post them soon.
DB, well, they shouldn’t have dived into such shallow water!
Lisa, that’s awesome – I’m sure she’ll be so happy to see you!
Hello, forgot? You weren’t even drunk enough!
SciFi Dad, it’s still pretty disturbing though.
Crystal, your ass is very elaborate.
Blondefabulous, can’t believe you didn’t come!
Turnbaby, and you were indeed the undisputed queen.
Grant, good thinking.
Sybil, you mean that Wonder Woman doesn’t fit in with a carnival?
Sheila, I’m not sure how you missed all of the painstaking details that we put together just for you.
Clown, did you take a picture of it yet?
Atomic Bombshell, five months of work!
Robin, which one?
Kaila, you might have failed miserably at the climbing. It’s a very poorly constructed rope ladder!
Cat, I’d love for you to come.
Sarah, I knew your mom was cool.
Tracy, I can send one to you.
Ginger, yeah, it’s case-sensitive.
Mike, will you still let your wife lick my nipples?
Janna, oh, there is. There are tons of instructions.
Paticus, it is indeed. Next year, you should make the trek.
Kapgar, and it’s taking forever to break it all down now, too.
Sarcastica, it was definitely a fun time.
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Twitter: elizabethbarone
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Nice! You guys did a great job with the decorations!
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Wow.
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