Clearly, You're Retarded was the radio show with Adam Avitable and Britt Reints


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In other Avita-news:

The award-winning (in our minds) show “Clearly, You’re Retarded” is back!

We continue our trend of discussing light-hearted topics that are insubstantial with a look at Safe Haven laws. Should you be able to drop your children off without repercussion? What does that say about you as a parent? As a person? Should you be able to drop off kids of any age?

Britt and I will slice and dice each other from 9 PM to 10 PM EST on Talkshoe. You can listen live online at, or download the Talkshoe application and you can chat and even call in!

37 thoughts on “Props”

  1. I’m absolutely amazed at all the props and decorating you do for your party. I’m also very sad that I had to change my plans. Now I have plane ticket to use by March. I think I’m going to use it to see my best friend in St Louis.

  2. And the missing children signs! I loved that, too. Hell – the entire house was amazing!!
    Like I said before, you da MAN, Avitable!!
    It was spectacular. Next year, I come as something related to the party theme. 🙂

  3. Ren, you should. Everyone has a good time!

    Jared, you’re not a fan, is that what you’re saying?

    Amanda, James and I are pretty anal retentive.

    Faiqa, yes. Water.

    BPR, nobody fell in unfortunately. I bought the clothes from Goodwill for the Lost and Found.

    BE Earl, James did all of that himself – I thought it was genius!

    Katie, you don’t do Halloween?

    NYCWD, yeah, I’ll email you the recipes or post them soon.

    DB, well, they shouldn’t have dived into such shallow water!

    Lisa, that’s awesome – I’m sure she’ll be so happy to see you!

    Hello, forgot? You weren’t even drunk enough!

    SciFi Dad, it’s still pretty disturbing though.

    Crystal, your ass is very elaborate.

    Blondefabulous, can’t believe you didn’t come!

    Turnbaby, and you were indeed the undisputed queen.

    Grant, good thinking.

    Sybil, you mean that Wonder Woman doesn’t fit in with a carnival?

    Sheila, I’m not sure how you missed all of the painstaking details that we put together just for you.

    Clown, did you take a picture of it yet?

    Atomic Bombshell, five months of work!

    Robin, which one?

    Kaila, you might have failed miserably at the climbing. It’s a very poorly constructed rope ladder!

    Cat, I’d love for you to come.

    Sarah, I knew your mom was cool.

    Tracy, I can send one to you.

    Ginger, yeah, it’s case-sensitive.

    Mike, will you still let your wife lick my nipples?

    Janna, oh, there is. There are tons of instructions.

    Paticus, it is indeed. Next year, you should make the trek.

    Kapgar, and it’s taking forever to break it all down now, too.

    Sarcastica, it was definitely a fun time.

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