Comments on: Deal Breakers

By: Delly

Delly — Mon, 31 May 2010 18:02:54 +0000

I don’t think i could date anyone who made a pre-emptive judgements based on unrelated facts that are supposed to add up to a mythical person

By: Avitable

Avitable — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:42:00 +0000

Christine, well, I don’t like food I have to eat with my hands, but I’m with you on steak, chicken tenders, and gator.

By: Christine

Christine — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:53:03 +0000

I triple love animals. Steak, pork chops, spare ribs, chicken tenders even gator on occasion.

We’d be perfect together.

By: Avitable

Avitable — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:42:48 +0000

Breigh, you have to register the same email address at Gravatar.com.

Jeremy, I love the Three Stooges! I don’t know if I have a favorite, though. Maybe Moe.

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:11:10 +0000

OT: So I read through all the posts in my Google Reader today, and then it popped up suggesting that I may like your blog. I read Avitable and was about to pass, having no clue what that meant, but then I got to “Tact is for pussies, and immediately subscribed even before clicking over.

Anyways…back on topic: I never sat down and wrote a list of 10+ deal breakers (which may very likely explain why I am still single) however I do have a few first date qualifier questions:

1) Chocolate or Vanilla?
2) Cats or Dogs?
3) Do you like the three stooges?
3.5) Who was your favorite stooge?

1 is negotiable depending on how hot she is, 2 is non-negotiable under any circumstances, and 3.5 is more important than 3 because it generally lets you know if they’re a liar.

Love the site, keep up the great work,
Jeremy

By: Breigh

Breigh — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 07:33:54 +0000

Glad that there are exceptions to be made on the drivers license thing. Getting one here is a bitch.

This was really a post to test my registration thingy. Can’t figure out how I get an avatar.

By: Avitable

Avitable — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 22:42:26 +0000

SJ, that’s why I’m glad you’re the one who married him! I’d want no part of that, but I’m a picky bastard.

Liquid, damn straight. But that’s because you’re a crazy Asian.

By: liquid

liquid — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 17:19:48 +0000

i’m not in line to date you either, jerk

By: SJ

SJ — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 16:14:56 +0000

Yep, my hubby definitely missed out on the college experience. He spent those years touring with a rock band as their lighting tech, living the whole sex-drugs-rock&roll wildness. And damn, does he have some great stories to tell! I mean, the ones he can remember.

I had several “deal breakers” myself back when I was single, but they all went out the window when I fell in love. The heart can be stupid.

By: Avitable

Avitable — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 13:44:00 +0000

Becky, being selfish is a good thing sometimes. Turnbaby, good point, but no degree is a definite guarantee of a lack of that point of reference, so that's why it's an automatic dealbreaker. Stephanie, drinking is always good. Michelle, I know you're disappointed. Diesel, maybe that's part of the test. If you can point those out, Google will hire you. Angie, are you a thief because you just stole my heart. Janelle, I'm more lenient with my friend. And you need to learn to put your email address without a "www" in front of it. Craig, I hate when people talk through movies! Muskrat, maybe I should have included that as well. Kris, how big is big? Stephanie, I knew what you meant. Redneck Mommy, please submit full body photographs so that I can assess the nature of these tattoos, and your application will be reconsidered. Wayne, I guess I'm a Republican after all!