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Sunday Stealing

There’s a whole website dedicated to stealing memes from other people’s sites and posting them. This one is apparently called The Woman’s Work 45 Meme, and I thought it might be fun to do, since I’m not a working woman and all:

1. Do you like blue cheese salad dressing?
As long as I don’t think about it too long. It’s a pretty disgusting concept.

2. Favorite late night snack?
I don’t snack.

3. Do you own a gun?
No, I’m anti-gun.

4. What’s your favorite drink at Starbucks or other specialty coffee shop?
I don’t drink coffee, but sometimes I’ll see if they’ll steam me some eggnog.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
No, but I haven’t had my first prostate exam yet.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
They’re delicious with ketchup and mayonnaise.

7. Favorite Christmas song?
Christmas at Ground Zero, by Weird Al

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Diet Coke.

9. Can you do push-ups?
I can do push-up.

10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
My college ring.

11. Favorite hobby?
Comic books.

12. Do you have A.D.D.?
No, I have whatever the horribly anal retentive opposite of that is.

13. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself?
I’m just a little too sexy.

14. The last disease you contracted?
I haven’t really been sick in years, but it was some type of basic cold.

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
A. What does this have to do with working women? B. How can I simultaneously think of three different things? C. I have to pee.

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Diet Coke, Diet Coke, and Diet Coke

17. Current worry right now?
I’m really hating the idea of leaving town for Christmas. At least I’ll have internet.

18. Current hate right now?
Oh, I hate lots of things.

19. Favorite place to be?
In my office.

20. How did you ring in the New Year?
I think I might have been asleep.

21. Like to travel?
Only under exactingly specific circumstances over which I have complete control.

23. Do you own slippers?
No. I only own one pair of shoes.

24. What color shirt are you wearing?
It’s kind of a pasty white with lots of hair and two nipples.

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Not really – too slippery.

26. Can you whistle?
Like a retarded child.

27. Favorite singer/band?
Avril Lavigne

28. Could you ever make it 39 days on the show Survivor?
Only if I took it literally and killed everyone else.

29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
The Divinyl’s.

30. Favorite girl’s names?
Summer, Kaylee, Willow, and Pussy Galore

31. Favorite boy’s name?
Adam. Or Thor.

32. What’s in your pocket right now?
Unless I’m hiding something in an orifice, there’s no definition of pockets that can apply to my current outfit.

33. Last thing that made you laugh?
The new NBC show Kath and Kim.

34. Like your job?
It’s fun, even with the crazy bitchy employees.

36. Do you love where you live?
Yes, although I look forward to making more changes in the future.

37. How many TVs do you have in your house?

38. Who is your loudest friend?
That’s no contest.

39. Do you drive the speed limit or speed?
I see the speed limit as a minimum.

40. Does someone have a crush on you?
Lots of people do. I’m pretty fucking awesome.

41. What is your favorite book?
Stephen King’s Dark Tower series.

42. What is your favorite candy?

43. Favorite Sports Team?
I think following sports is a waste of time and everyone is stupider having done it.

44. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Posting a picture of my ass on the internet.

45. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up today?
How did I give myself a wedgie in the middle of the night?

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26 Replies to “Sunday Stealing”

  1. Carolyn

    Hey, you feel the same way about Survivor as I do! I saw an add for one where they airlifted someone off the island for emergency treatment. um…its called SURVIVOR DUMBASSES!javascript:moreSmiliesAappendSmiley(‘:boobs3:’)

  2. Dawn

    39. Do you drive the speed limit or speed?
    I see the speed limit as a minimum.

    This reminded me of when I was teaching my cousin (who is 8 years younger than I am) how to drive. When we got to the first stop sign, she slowed down and casually cruised through it. When I mentioned that the sign, in fact, said STOP, she said “When there are clearly no cars around, I’m sure it’s only a SUGGESTION.”

    Needless to say, she remains my favorite person in the whole world.

  3. Grant

    I’m of the firm belief that memes generally shouldn’t run beyond five items. If I’m interested in a person to the point that I want to read 20 or 45 things about them, odds are I already knew most of it anyway. But it’s good to know you’re anti-gun in case I decide to rob you.

  4. Poppy

    Once again I got a few questions in before I decided to steal this. Let’s see if I realize that was a bad idea while I go fill in the answers for tomorrow…

    oh, nope, that one wasn’t horrible.

  5. Sybil Law

    Who are these people that don’t know Pussy Galore?! It’s James Bond! Your readers must be so young – juvenile, like you…
    I’m kidding! I laughed at Kath and Kim, too.
    So, where are you going for Christmas?

  6. Avitable

    Angie, mayo and cole slaw sounds tasty.

    Sheila, especially when you have morning wood and it goes right in your ass.

    Faiqa, I know, it’s so true!

    Bonnie, I love them!

    BPR, here you go:

    Wayne, how’d you know my secret identity?

    Margaret, it’s from a James Bond film. I’m ashamed that you don’t know that!

    Sarah, it’s the most delicious candy in the world:

    Carolyn, exactly!

    Robin, how is that epic?

    Dawn, I also see them as suggestions.

    Britt, I can do girl pushups, though.

    Grant, I’m a ninja part-time, though.

    Poppy, it was a decent one.

    Lisa, they’re soooo good!

    Sybil, we’re going to my sister-in-law’s for her first Christmas in her new house in Charlottesville.

    Carolyn, the US version is pretty funny, actually.

    Hilly, using bad grammar on my blog should be the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done in your whole life!

    Finn, yes. Is that weird?

    Delmer, it’s probably a good idea, too.

    PotU, thank you for feeding into my ego. You are awesome!

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