It’s that time of year, fuckers. I’m preparing my list of names and addresses for holiday cards.
Last year we sent out this one:
In 2006 we sent out this one:
If you got one or all of these, chances are I already have you in my address book, and you’ll be getting a new card or letter this year. However, if you’ve moved or just want to make sure that you’re included, just follow these simple instructions to make sure you’re on this year’s mailing list. Please follow the instructions exactly as it makes it much easier for me:
Email me. My email address is my first name at my last name dot com. My name is Adam Avitable.
The subject line of the email must be “Christmas Cards 2008”.
In the email please put your name and address in this format:
First Name Last Name
Address Line 2 (if any)
City, State Zip
Country (if not USA)
That way, when I put it in a spreadsheet, it’s much easier to parse the data.
This year’s card may be offensive. It may be horrifying. It may be horribly boring. It may be late. I have no idea because I haven’t even thought about it yet!
In other Avita-news:
Tonight is a brand new installment of “Clearly, You’re Retarded”!
Should kids be allowed out of the house before they’re 18? What places are acceptable to bring small children? When should parents just leave their brats at home? Since my preference is that kids should just stay locked in a closet until they’re old enough to drive, we have a lot to talk about!
Britt and I are going to discuss when parents should leave their kids home from 9 PM to 10 PM EST on Talkshoe. You can listen live online at Talkshoe.com, or download the Talkshoe application and you can chat and even call in!