Comments on: Let’s talk about theme park etiquette

By: Captain Steve

Captain Steve — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:49:15 +0000

Preach on, preach on! Also, if Y might add one: if your child is too short for the ride, your child is too damn short for the ride. Kindly do not wait in line, taking up valuable space, when you know you’ll get turned away.

By: Elizabeth

Elizabeth — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:13:59 +0000

Hahaha, good one. I feel the same way. I especially hate when parents put their kids on leashes in general. Kids aren’t animals.

By: Carolina

Carolina — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 02:31:54 +0000

Im cranky we didn’t take “nap-time” at Nemo’s show!

By: Tug

Tug — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:55:56 +0000

OMG YES. I can’t believe how much this would happen at casinos in Vegas, too. CASINOS. WITH KIDS.

:crazywife:

By: martymankins

martymankins — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 22:39:26 +0000

OMG… that was perfect and spot on.

“evil spawn” I will remember that next time I’m at a theme park, seeing a kid on a leash.

By: twinkie

twinkie — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 21:04:12 +0000

I *heart* the leash thing. I’ve never used it myself but I LOVE watching parents being dragged by their kids from it while the parents (who are supposedly spending quality time with their kids) are busy gabbing away to their friend/spouse/lover or on the phone)

“Not now, baby”

“WHAT DO YOU WANT?”

“here eat this candy and shut up.”

hahahahaha

Avitable… I wanted to but I was too busy rushing to the first aid center.

Bitch never even apologized either. Freaken ho bag.

By: Kris

Kris — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 21:02:23 +0000

TO BPR: Damn, now I have to return Mike’s Christmas present.

By: blueppaintred

blueppaintred — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:54:50 +0000

If you have more kids than you have hands to hold them, you should not be taking them out in public. Also, why use a leash? TEACH your child to STAY with you and then actually keep an eye on them to ensure that they do so!

And I don’t buy that crap that your kid is a super escape artist, you should have a hand on them at all times. How does a kid escape your freaking hand? it’s bullshit. Just fucking parent your kids, don’t treat them like animals.

the leash thing, it pisses me off. it is the ONE thing that me and my best friend disagree on. To the point we will not discuss it with one another.

By: kitty

kitty — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:11:59 +0000

I heart you Adam. I heart you sooo very much.

By: Avitable

Avitable — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:10:46 +0000

Dragon, who’s cranky?

Trukindog, exactly.

Elissa, out of those five very simple, common sense rules, which do you disagree with and how can you justify it? And if you think that’s offensive, you must have missed my post from last week, entitled, “I hate your kids”: http://www.avitable.com/2008/11/20/i-hate-your-kids/