The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Monthly Archives: November 2008
I hate your kids
Last night, on Clearly, You’re Retarded, we had an interesting show focused around children. The main focus of the discussion was where should kids be allowed to go and where should they be prohibited? My personal opinion is best described … Continue reading
Who wants a Christmas card?
It’s that time of year, fuckers. I’m preparing my list of names and addresses for holiday cards. Last year we sent out this one: In 2006 we sent out this one: If you got one or all of these, chances … Continue reading
Calling all Indian and Middle Eastern stereotypes
Sunday night, Amy and I went to dinner, along with Miss Britt, Mister Britt, and the Brittlings, to the lovely home of Faiqa and her husband Tariq (and their daughter). As you can imagine, dining at the household of a … Continue reading
I love the gays
On Saturday I attended the Orlando Join the Impact rally, which was a peaceful protest in support of equality for gay Americans. These protests happened nationwide on Saturday and attracted throngs of people to every city where they were held. … Continue reading
Posted in Politics
Tagged avitable, comedy, equal rights, gays, homosexuals, humor, join the impact, protest
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Sunday Stealing
There’s a whole website dedicated to stealing memes from other people’s sites and posting them. This one is apparently called The Woman’s Work 45 Meme, and I thought it might be fun to do, since I’m not a working woman … Continue reading
Now you can see my balls live!
If you’re a super genius Internet savvy rockstar blogger like me, you probably use Gmail for your email. It’s definitely the coolest free email program out there, leaps and bounds above Yahoo! and Hotmail and Me and other options. From … Continue reading
Deal Breakers
Craig over at Puntabulous wrote an interesting post about his dating deal breakers, and I thought I’d steal his idea continue the conversation about it over here. Now, I haven’t had to do any dating for over 10 years, but … Continue reading
Seeing myself through your eyes.
A few days ago, Neil from Citizen of the Month had a post asking how his readers perceived him. I had no problem giving him my honest opinion, even if it didn’t mince words. The next day, Britt and I … Continue reading
The moment none of you have been waiting for
During the Halloween party, we had one room that was turned into a photo studio and took professional photos of almost every guest (except for the few who never meandered into the studio) in their costumes. I thought since most … Continue reading
Posted in CYR, Partay
Tagged avitable, CYR, halloween, internet addiction, neverwas, Photos
25 Comments
I hurt my back
First of all, let me make sure that I clarify yesterday’s post. Yes, I spoke with Redneck Mommy on the phone. No, she did not have sex on the phone with me. No, I don’t know what she sounds like … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, balls, bathroom, charm school reject, nuts, pooping, redneck mommy, sheila, tanis
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