Monthly Archives: December 2008

Top Ten Things that Didn’t Actually Happen

Posted on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 by Avitable

My second and final top ten list for 2008 is a list of awesome things that didn’t actually happen. So let’s kick back and reminiscimagine: 10. On November 4th, Senator Barack Obama won the state of Texas. 9. On January … Continue reading →

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Avitable’s top 10 movies of 2008

Posted on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 by Avitable

A lot of people like to do lists during this time of year, and I am always one to blindly follow the crowd. I don’t really care about my top ten posts or top ten bowel movements or top ten … Continue reading →

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I want a Cadillac Escalade

Posted on Monday, December 29, 2008 by Avitable

I’ll be honest. I’m not a car person. I can change a tire, a battery, the oil, and I know enough to diagnose the basic problems that might go wrong, but beyond that, I’m pretty clueless. I like to drive, … Continue reading →

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My prayer to Jeebus

Posted on Sunday, December 28, 2008 by Avitable

I’m writing this on Saturday night. Soon I shall be waking up and packing the car for the eight hour drive back home. Before I go to sleep, here is the prayer I will offer up: Dear Jeebus, In the … Continue reading →

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Liquid ass fire

Posted on Saturday, December 27, 2008 by Avitable

For someone who’s a control freak with a few other proclivities, there are a few things that make trips stressful. First, just staying in someone else’s home isn’t really that fun. Even if they have a comfortable house, it’s still … Continue reading →

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Pay One Million or Never See Avitable Again

Posted on Friday, December 26, 2008 by Avitable

Direct link.

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It’s Santastic!

Posted on Thursday, December 25, 2008 by Avitable

Merry Christmas, everybody.

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Who’s a bad ass now?

Posted on Wednesday, December 24, 2008 by Avitable

That’s right. I am.

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The inevitable unavailability of Avitable

Posted on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 by Avitable

Tomorrow we leave for Charlotte, North Carolina. (Well, actually, a tiny one-horse burg named Lincolnton). I rented a Lincoln Navigator for the drive, which should be nice and relaxing. I’m bringing the laptop, but I’m not sure if (a) I’ll … Continue reading →

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Christmas Card

Posted on Monday, December 22, 2008 by Avitable

This was going to be the Christmas card I sent out this year, but I decided against it. It just felt too hackneyed to me (click to enlarge): The one I actually sent will get posted after Christmas sometime, once … Continue reading →

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