Comments on: I need your help, Internets. http://www.avitable.com/2008/12/01/i-need-your-help-internets/ Where tact goes to die Fri, 10 Feb 2012 06:08:52 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: hello haha narf http://www.avitable.com/2008/12/01/i-need-your-help-internets/#comment-38835 hello haha narf Fri, 19 Dec 2008 03:08:55 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2187#comment-38835 i have the perfect excuse for you to buy those awesome night vision goggles! the other day a local morning dj called off work because he was looking for his dog. the little rat terrier, gizmo, was chased by a group of bloodhounds. jimmy krenn quickly got the word out that the dog was missing and all media picked up on the story. that led to people coming out of the woodwork to help search for the scared dog. eventually they found little gizmo, but today on the radio jimmy said folks even showed up at night with night vision goggles to help in the search. SOOOOO...if jiggy ever gets loose you will need the goggles to find her! now that you have the perfect excuse, can i play with them after you get em? i have the perfect excuse for you to buy those awesome night vision goggles! the other day a local morning dj called off work because he was looking for his dog. the little rat terrier, gizmo, was chased by a group of bloodhounds. jimmy krenn quickly got the word out that the dog was missing and all media picked up on the story. that led to people coming out of the woodwork to help search for the scared dog. eventually they found little gizmo, but today on the radio jimmy said folks even showed up at night with night vision goggles to help in the search.

SOOOOO…if jiggy ever gets loose you will need the goggles to find her!

now that you have the perfect excuse, can i play with them after you get em?

]]> By: Fantasy Writer Guy http://www.avitable.com/2008/12/01/i-need-your-help-internets/#comment-37920 Fantasy Writer Guy Wed, 03 Dec 2008 13:54:13 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2187#comment-37920 Because if the planet gets attacked by borg-type aliens and you're wearing these they might think you're one of them and you'll be spared. The human race will have one survivor. You can then mate with a green woman and re-populate the (half-) human race. Because if the planet gets attacked by borg-type aliens and you’re wearing these they might think you’re one of them and you’ll be spared. The human race will have one survivor. You can then mate with a green woman and re-populate the (half-) human race.

]]> By: martymankins http://www.avitable.com/2008/12/01/i-need-your-help-internets/#comment-37888 martymankins Tue, 02 Dec 2008 22:28:31 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2187#comment-37888 Catching crickets outside. Because when you are trying to sleep and they are noisy, turning on a light and walking around will scare them away, but only while you outside wandering. With these night vision goggles, you can go out once in really quiet shoes, find each one, place it into a mayo jar. Then take the mayo jar full of crickets over to the neighbor's house and place it inside of their milk delivery container. Now you can get some sleep. If that doesn't work, just buy then and say you got tired of stepping on the cat's tail on your way to pee in the middle of the night. Catching crickets outside. Because when you are trying to sleep and they are noisy, turning on a light and walking around will scare them away, but only while you outside wandering. With these night vision goggles, you can go out once in really quiet shoes, find each one, place it into a mayo jar. Then take the mayo jar full of crickets over to the neighbor’s house and place it inside of their milk delivery container.

Now you can get some sleep.

If that doesn’t work, just buy then and say you got tired of stepping on the cat’s tail on your way to pee in the middle of the night.

]]> By: twinkie http://www.avitable.com/2008/12/01/i-need-your-help-internets/#comment-37881 twinkie Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:53:35 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2187#comment-37881 Night vision goggles are the perfect thing to buy the man that has everything. Night vision goggles are the perfect thing to buy the man that has everything.

]]> By: Coal Miner's Granddaughter http://www.avitable.com/2008/12/01/i-need-your-help-internets/#comment-37879 Coal Miner's Granddaughter Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:48:44 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2187#comment-37879 Duh. The only reason you need these is to spy on the neighbors. While you stand naked in the backyard of your house. With the lights off. :) Duh. The only reason you need these is to spy on the neighbors. While you stand naked in the backyard of your house. With the lights off. :)

]]> By: becky http://www.avitable.com/2008/12/01/i-need-your-help-internets/#comment-37878 becky Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:26:57 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2187#comment-37878 I could come up with a good reason, but then my husband would want a pair, too! I could come up with a good reason, but then my husband would want a pair, too!

]]> By: Dickie Maxx http://www.avitable.com/2008/12/01/i-need-your-help-internets/#comment-37848 Dickie Maxx Tue, 02 Dec 2008 04:59:01 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2187#comment-37848 So you can masturbate in the dark in the woods where no one is watching of course. So you can masturbate in the dark in the woods where no one is watching of course.

]]> By: Poppy http://www.avitable.com/2008/12/01/i-need-your-help-internets/#comment-37845 Poppy Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:13:15 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2187#comment-37845 Dawg relayed this post verbally to me and my first thought was that you should use the glasses to find Amy's hoohoo in the dark. I said "vagina" but that seems a bit crass, considering I've met Amy and know she's never, ever crass. Ok, bye. (And you said you missed me.) Dawg relayed this post verbally to me and my first thought was that you should use the glasses to find Amy’s hoohoo in the dark.

I said “vagina” but that seems a bit crass, considering I’ve met Amy and know she’s never, ever crass.

Ok, bye.

(And you said you missed me.)

]]> By: Christie http://www.avitable.com/2008/12/01/i-need-your-help-internets/#comment-37844 Christie Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:07:29 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2187#comment-37844 You can also use them to go to the bathroom at night and not stub your toe... at least that's what I'd use them for. You can also use them to go to the bathroom at night and not stub your toe… at least that’s what I’d use them for.

]]> By: Stephanie http://www.avitable.com/2008/12/01/i-need-your-help-internets/#comment-37843 Stephanie Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:00:45 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2187#comment-37843 What I meant to say was buy me some, then I'll tell you if they're cool enough. And then I was going to dazzle you with mah boobies. :boobs4: What I meant to say was buy me some, then I’ll tell you if they’re cool enough. And then I was going to dazzle you with mah boobies. :boobs4:

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