How pure are you?

Go here and take the 200-question purity test.

Me?

I’m 53% pure.

What are you?

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53 Responses to How pure are you?

  1. amanda
    Twitter:
    says:

    …woken up to someone having sex with you?

    That’s called rape.

    Huh I’m 68% pure. That’s interesting.

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  2. DutchBitch says:

    Ummm 200 question? I am not even sure I am pure enough to go throught that… but it’s peeked my curiosity enough to go do it over the weekend!

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  3. Hilly says:

    I’m way too busy to answer 200 questions. Really.
    I’m uh…busy.
    Not typing “stewardesses”.
    Definitely not.

    If I had to guess, I would say that I am 89.9% pure…hahahaha!

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  4. Faiqa
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    56.5%.

    I feel really nasty right now. My favorite: “watched animals having sex, or been aroused at the sight of animals having sex…”

    Look, I’ve seen animals humping on Discovery. How could they ask that *and* if I were aroused by it in the same question?! That should be two different questions.

    I’m going to go take a shower now. Fully clothed.

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  5. Faiqa
    Twitter:
    says:

    Oh. And can I be the gagillionth person to tell you that your feed is messed up? OK. Thanks.

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  6. 72.5

    But I’m old and I was raised in the dark ages and educated by really old nuns.

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  7. this should be fun. and a little sad when i see how not pure i really am.

    will check back and do this later.

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  8. No thanx. I’m very comfortable with the current misconceptions I have about myself.

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  9. B.E. Earl
    Twitter:
    says:

    um, 51% pure here.

    I was hoping to break the 50% barrier and come in at like 48% or so, but I didn’t wanna lie.

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  10. Poobomber says:

    I Rabbi pure.

    A rabbi that has had a questionable and checkered past involving island people though.

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  11. 67.5% – I love the “had sex with a deity” question..

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  12. ADW says:

    38.5%

    I think that is close to being the devil. Or at least a complete freak.

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  13. RW says:

    75.5%

    That’s why people feel good coming to me for advice.

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  14. 60.5% And I can not believe I just sat and did that whole test just because you told me to.

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  15. Kris says:

    Holy Shit! 30% for me. Who knew?!

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  16. Grant says:

    As someone who objects to memes longer than 5 questions, there is no way in hell I’m taking a 200 question quiz without a serious offer of anal sex.

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  17. Finn
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    says:

    Oh dear God. 60.5%. I need to get out more.

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  18. Sandi says:

    well lawdy. I am 58% pure..but I stopped after 138 questions.. heh.

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  19. SciFi Dad
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    says:

    When my score came up I was ashamed to be significantly less pure than you. However, it’s not the lowest here, so I’m good.

    41%

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  20. Marney says:

    31.5

    I’m only a little pervy sometimes. :angel:

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  21. Gina says:

    I am 42%. I was thinking how bad that was, but then I felt better when others had lower percentages than me. And intrigued too on what they did to get that score. :clap:

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  22. Turnbaby says:

    laughing laughing laughing

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  23. Lin says:

    I am genuinely disturbed that I am 47% pure.. I’m less pure than YOU..lol.

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  24. Jordie says:

    80.
    Which makes me feel less adventurous rather than more pure.

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  25. phoenix says:

    Wow. I am either a dirty whore or a Hell of a Lot of Fun!

    Ringing in at 39.5%

    I Prefer the Hell of a Lot of Fun, and we can just add adventurous and uninhibited!

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  26. 52% but I was hoping for a 69.

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  27. well, I ended up being 79% pure. not a very good test IMO, I lost most of my marks becuase I had sex with my husband. And seriously? having sex with someone you are married to in no way makes you unpure.

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  28. Sybil Law says:

    43.5 %!
    Damn.
    I was starting to worry, but then I realized i don’t regret anything and I’ve had a lot of fun.

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  29. jGrrl says:

    Oh wow, I am a horrible person! But in my defense – many of the questions were repeated…
    29.5%

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  30. And I thought there was something wrong with me that I had a lower score than Avitable – 51%. But damn! What is with you sick fuckers? Sybil – Geez!

    (Actually I’m just jealous but ya know – whatever.)

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  31. Sybil Law says:

    Oh Sheila I KNOW you didn’t just call me a whore!
    :lmao:

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  32. Hi Sybil! My name is Miss Kettle – you must be Miss Pot? :sexytime:

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  33. Faiqa
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    says:

    Giggling at Sybil and Sheila.

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  34. J... says:

    66%…pretty much in the middle of everyone above me. Oh. Maybe not in the middle. I’m too pure to be in the middle of that many people. Yikes. I mean…okay comment over now.

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  35. rusty says:

    I’m quite certain I would score ridiculously low! Oh and your blog is fucking hysterical!

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  36. Holy snappin’ duck shit! 16.5%
    RMB

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  37. Sybil Law says:

    borysSNORC wins!
    And geez, Sheila – now you’re talking about pot?! I thought this was a family blog!!!
    I am so easily confused, you know, being so pure and all…
    :angel: :lmao:
    And Faiqa, whatchoo laughin’ at?!
    :3some: :woohoo:

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  38. I can’t be that bad… I clicked ‘NO’ for “(have you ever)…had sex with a religious officiary. (Priest, nun, mother-superior, cardinal, pope, deity, etc.)” :)
    RMB

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  39. yaleman says:

    20% and dang, I don’t think I missed much.

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  40. Sarah says:

    Ahem, let’s just say I’m somewhere around 90. I think I need to get out more.

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  41. Poppy
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    says:

    35.5%. You’ll get there, sweetie…

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  42. I don’t mind saying I’m 48% “pure”, and yeah, it’s been a helluvalotta fun all of these years :sex011:

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  43. wow. seems i am a whore. who used some drugs at some point in my life.

    stupid, stupid test.

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  44. kaila says:

    Apparantly I am not the “good girl” I thought I was. Who woulda thunk?

    32.5% :thumbsup:

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  45. father muskrat
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    says:

    37.5%

    I gotta read the blogs of those who had a lower % than I did, because that’s saying something.

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  46. chamblee54 says:

    41% here. Has anyone done the thousand question version?

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  47. Maman
    Twitter:
    says:

    :boobs3: 34% pure…. I like to think of myself as an onion… there are many layers to me…

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  48. Charissa says:

    Little late to the game, and highly disturbed by my score, 38%. Especially since I’ve only had 2 partners…
    I’m kinda proud of myself :thumbsup:

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