Go here and take the 200-question purity test.
Me?
I’m 53% pure.
What are you?
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The STD Test
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Twitter: Amanda234
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…woken up to someone having sex with you?
That’s called rape.
Huh I’m 68% pure. That’s interesting.
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65% here.
Whoa. :angel:
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Ummm 200 question? I am not even sure I am pure enough to go throught that… but it’s peeked my curiosity enough to go do it over the weekend!
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I’m way too busy to answer 200 questions. Really.
I’m uh…busy.
Not typing “stewardesses”.
Definitely not.
If I had to guess, I would say that I am 89.9% pure…hahahaha!
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Twitter: Faiqa
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56.5%.
I feel really nasty right now. My favorite: “watched animals having sex, or been aroused at the sight of animals having sex…”
Look, I’ve seen animals humping on Discovery. How could they ask that *and* if I were aroused by it in the same question?! That should be two different questions.
I’m going to go take a shower now. Fully clothed.
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Twitter: Faiqa
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Oh. And can I be the gagillionth person to tell you that your feed is messed up? OK. Thanks.
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72.5
But I’m old and I was raised in the dark ages and educated by really old nuns.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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this should be fun. and a little sad when i see how not pure i really am.
will check back and do this later.
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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No thanx. I’m very comfortable with the current misconceptions I have about myself.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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um, 51% pure here.
I was hoping to break the 50% barrier and come in at like 48% or so, but I didn’t wanna lie.
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I Rabbi pure.
A rabbi that has had a questionable and checkered past involving island people though.
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67.5% – I love the “had sex with a deity” question..
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38.5%
I think that is close to being the devil. Or at least a complete freak.
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75.5%
That’s why people feel good coming to me for advice.
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60.5% And I can not believe I just sat and did that whole test just because you told me to.
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Holy Shit! 30% for me. Who knew?!
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Twitter: missbritt
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55%
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As someone who objects to memes longer than 5 questions, there is no way in hell I’m taking a 200 question quiz without a serious offer of anal sex.
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Twitter: msmegan
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Oh dear God. 60.5%. I need to get out more.
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62.5% 60.5%
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well lawdy. I am 58% pure..but I stopped after 138 questions.. heh.
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Twitter: _scifidad_
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When my score came up I was ashamed to be significantly less pure than you. However, it’s not the lowest here, so I’m good.
41%
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31.5
I’m only a little pervy sometimes. :angel:
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I am 42%. I was thinking how bad that was, but then I felt better when others had lower percentages than me. And intrigued too on what they did to get that score. :clap:
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laughing laughing laughing
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I am genuinely disturbed that I am 47% pure.. I’m less pure than YOU..lol.
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80.
Which makes me feel less adventurous rather than more pure.
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Wow. I am either a dirty whore or a Hell of a Lot of Fun!
Ringing in at 39.5%
I Prefer the Hell of a Lot of Fun, and we can just add adventurous and uninhibited!
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52% but I was hoping for a 69.
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well, I ended up being 79% pure. not a very good test IMO, I lost most of my marks becuase I had sex with my husband. And seriously? having sex with someone you are married to in no way makes you unpure.
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43.5 %!
Damn.
I was starting to worry, but then I realized i don’t regret anything and I’ve had a lot of fun.
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Oh wow, I am a horrible person! But in my defense – many of the questions were repeated…
29.5%
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Twitter: tlkaply
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Um, yeeaah, NO.
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Twitter: s_csr
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And I thought there was something wrong with me that I had a lower score than Avitable – 51%. But damn! What is with you sick fuckers? Sybil – Geez!
(Actually I’m just jealous but ya know – whatever.)
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Oh Sheila I KNOW you didn’t just call me a whore!
:lmao:
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Twitter: s_csr
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Hi Sybil! My name is Miss Kettle – you must be Miss Pot? :sexytime:
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Twitter: Faiqa
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Giggling at Sybil and Sheila.
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66%…pretty much in the middle of everyone above me. Oh. Maybe not in the middle. I’m too pure to be in the middle of that many people. Yikes. I mean…okay comment over now.
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I’m quite certain I would score ridiculously low! Oh and your blog is fucking hysterical!
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Holy snappin’ duck shit! 16.5%
RMB
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borysSNORC wins!
And geez, Sheila – now you’re talking about pot?! I thought this was a family blog!!!
I am so easily confused, you know, being so pure and all…
:angel: :lmao:
And Faiqa, whatchoo laughin’ at?!
:3some: :woohoo:
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I can’t be that bad… I clicked ‘NO’ for “(have you ever)…had sex with a religious officiary. (Priest, nun, mother-superior, cardinal, pope, deity, etc.)”
RMB
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20% and dang, I don’t think I missed much.
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53.5% here.
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Ahem, let’s just say I’m somewhere around 90. I think I need to get out more.
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Twitter: poppycede
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35.5%. You’ll get there, sweetie…
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I don’t mind saying I’m 48% “pure”, and yeah, it’s been a helluvalotta fun all of these years :sex011:
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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wow. seems i am a whore. who used some drugs at some point in my life.
stupid, stupid test.
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Apparantly I am not the “good girl” I thought I was. Who woulda thunk?
32.5% :thumbsup:
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Twitter: themuskrat
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37.5%
I gotta read the blogs of those who had a lower % than I did, because that’s saying something.
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41% here. Has anyone done the thousand question version?
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Twitter: mamandesfilles
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:boobs3: 34% pure…. I like to think of myself as an onion… there are many layers to me…
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Little late to the game, and highly disturbed by my score, 38%. Especially since I’ve only had 2 partners…
I’m kinda proud of myself :thumbsup:
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