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Who Wants To Be An Avitable?

Last week, I threw up a quick link to a purity test to see exactly how bad some of you people are, and it was amazing how many of you have done dirty, nasty things in your life.

But then I realized purity isn’t really that much fun when it’s not all about me. So someone was only 10% pure – all that meant was that you must have had sex with a donkey and another person anally while mainlining coke directly into your eyebal – big freakin’ deal.

Wouldn’t it be more fun to see how Avitable you are?

(You’re supposed to nod your head and say, “Yes” now).

Over at this link (pops in a new window), I’ve set up a quick 60-question Avitable purity test. This test lists 60 things that I’ve done in my life. The more boxes you check, the less pure you are and the closer you are to being a true Avitable. So go take my Avitable purity test and report back with your score.

Are you pure or are you Avitable?

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38 Replies to “Who Wants To Be An Avitable?”

  1. Sandi

    Your Avitable Purity Test Results
    You answered “yes” to 14 of 60 questions, making you 76.7% Avitable pure; that is, you are 23.3% Avitable.
    According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: You’re almost completely Avitable free! Loser.

    Wah… I am a loser..I knew it.

  2. blueppaintred

    You answered “yes” to 9 of 60 questions, making you 85.0% Avitable pure; that is, you are 15.0% Avitable.
    According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: There’s no Avitable in you. Do you want some?

    LMAO

  3. Melissa

    You answered “yes” to 10 of 60 questions, making you 83.3% Avitable pure; that is, you are 16.7% Avitable.
    According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: You’re almost completely Avitable free! Loser.

    Wow, and I felt like I was checking a lot of them!

  4. Dave2

    “You answered “yes” to 11 of 60 questions, making you 81.7% Avitable pure; that is, you are 18.3% Avitable. According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: You’re almost completely Avitable free! Loser.”

    Thank you, God.

  5. Lestlie

    You answered “yes” to 36 of 60 questions, making you 40.0% Avitable pure; that is, you are 60.0% Avitable.
    According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: Have you grown a beard yet? You’re so close to Avitable it’s getting scary.

    Yeah…probably better not to ask.

  6. Meghann

    Long time reader de-lurking just to take the Avitable test… wow, that says a lot.

    You answered “yes” to 10 of 60 questions, making you 83.3% Avitable pure; that is, you are 16.7% Avitable.
    According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: You’re almost completely Avitable free! Loser.

    I, too, thought I was checking a lot of them…

  7. delmer

    You answered “yes” to 12 of 60 questions, making you 80.0% Avitable pure; that is, you are 20.0% Avitable.
    According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: You’re almost completely Avitable free! Loser.

  8. Fogspinner

    Some of us are not commenting (maybe just me) because the RSS feed is not working at bloglines and I want to :banghead:

    What were we talking about? purity? yeah about that… no.

  9. SingleParentDad

    You answered “yes” to 25 of 60 questions, making you 58.3% Avitable pure; that is, you are 41.7% Avitable.
    According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: You’re half Avitable and half normal. What a miserable existence!

  10. Michelle

    You answered “yes” to 5 of 60 questions, making you 91.7% Avitable pure; that is, you are 8.3% Avitable.
    According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: There’s no Avitable in you. Do you want some?

    Thank goodness!! I really didn’t want any Avitable in me, because then Britt would beat the crap out of me!!!

    My interview is up on my blog, now be an Avitable and go check it out!!!
    http://www.rawcool46.blogspot.com/

  11. LeSombre

    You answered “yes” to 10 of 60 questions, making you 83.3% Avitable pure; that is, you are 16.7% Avitable.
    According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: You’re almost completely Avitable free! Loser.

    Wow, I have balls and scored lower than Poppy.

    😉

  12. amanda

    You answered “yes” to 2 of 60 questions, making you 96.7% Avitable pure; that is, you are 3.3% Avitable.
    According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: There’s no Avitable in you. Do you want some?

    Good lord man, how do you have time to do anything else with all that masturbating?

  13. Just Me

    You answered “yes” to 17 of 60 questions, making you 71.7% Avitable pure; that is, you are 28.3% Avitable.
    According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: You’re almost completely Avitable free! Loser.

  14. Grant

    You answered “yes” to 4 of 60 questions, making you 93.3% Avitable pure; that is, you are 6.7% Avitable.
    According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: There’s no Avitable in you. Do you want some?

    I score well on your purity test due to a lack of questions about Asian schoolgirls.

  15. Princess of the Universe

    You answered “yes” to 5 of 60 questions, making you 91.7% Avitable pure; that is, you are 8.3% Avitable.
    According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: There’s no Avitable in you. Do you want some?

    I’m not sure if I’m relieved or distraught right now…

  16. Sybil Law

    You answered “yes” to 22 of 60 questions, making you 63.3% Avitable pure; that is, you are 36.7% Avitable.
    According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: You’re half Avitable and half normal. What a miserable existence!

    I pretty much assumed the “balls” could be substituted with a female equivalent on some of the qestions. Then the questions got so weird I stopped doing that.
    You are a sick, sick man!!
    :cock: :lmao:

  17. Jay

    “You answered “yes” to 33 of 60 questions, making you 45.0% Avitable pure; that is, you are 55.0% Avitable.
    According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: Have you grown a beard yet? You’re so close to Avitable it’s getting scary.”

    My mother would be so proud.

  18. vulgarwizard

    You answered “yes” to 5 of 60 questions, making you 91.7% Avitable pure; that is, you are 8.3% Avitable.
    According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: There’s no Avitable in you. Do you want some? :loser:

  19. Stephanie

    Your Avitable Purity Test Results
    You answered “yes” to 12 of 60 questions, making you 80.0% Avitable pure; that is, you are 20.0% Avitable.
    According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: You’re almost completely Avitable free! Loser.

    :woohoo:

  20. Laura

    I did better (?) than I thought – “You answered “yes” to 21 of 60 questions, making you 65.0% Avitable pure; that is, you are 35.0% Avitable.
    According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: You’re half Avitable and half normal. What a miserable existence!”

    Um? If I’m 35% Avitable, how am I half?

  21. Kris

    Mine said: You answered “yes” to 18 of 60 questions, making you 70.0% Avitable pure; that is, you are 30.0% Avitable.
    According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: You’re almost completely Avitable free! Loser.
    If I had replaced “balls” with “tits,” it would’ve been a lot different. :lmao:

  22. Elizabeth Kaylene

    You answered “yes” to 10 of 60 questions, making you 83.3% Avitable pure; that is, you are 16.7% Avitable.
    According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: You’re almost completely Avitable free! Loser.

    It was kinda hard to check off any of the questions concerning balls…

  23. Avitable

    Poppy, no, this one is pretty funny too.

    Sandi, you need to do more things!

    BPR, only 9?

    Melissa, you’re very lucky.

    Dave, 11 is impressive enough for you.

    Lestlie, wow, that is some Avitableness!

    Faiqa, clearly it was the morning sickness.

    Meghann, it’s all that masturbation.

    Delmer, you should try harder to be like me.

    Tracy, holy shit – I knew I liked you for a reason.

    Chris, you deserve a medal!

    Fogspinner, no?

    SingleParentDad, you totally tried to suck your own dick, didn’t you?

    Hello, only two of them had balls in it exclusively.

    Michelle, Britt wouldn’t care. Although she might puke in her mouth a bit.

    Blondefabulous, so how many times have you flashed your boobs, huh?

    LeSombre, you have not done enough weird male things in your life.

    Beth, ew. I don’t use socks!

    Amanda, I’m just used to doing things one-handed.

    Just Me, loser indeed!

    Grant, I would have expected a much higher score.

    Princess of the Universe, you should be totally distraught.

    Sybil, weird how?

    Jay, what’s her email address? Should we tell her?

    jGrrl, better or worse?

    VW, I’m disappointed in you.

    Stephanie, you too.

    Laura, well, I could only pick a limited number of possibilities.

    Sheila, and here I thought you’d be a full Avitable.

    Muskrat, sick shit? Where? It’s all normal adolescence, isn’t it?

    Deb, but dresses are awesome!

    Kris, you should do that and see what it is.

    Em, that’s not so cool.

    Elizabeth, replace “balls” with “breasts”.

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