Comments on: Who Wants To Be An Avitable?

By: Avitable

Avitable — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 03:54:59 +0000

Poppy, no, this one is pretty funny too. Sandi, you need to do more things! BPR, only 9? Melissa, you're very lucky. Dave, 11 is impressive enough for you. Lestlie, wow, that is some Avitableness! Faiqa, clearly it was the morning sickness. Meghann, it's all that masturbation. Delmer, you should try harder to be like me. Tracy, holy shit - I knew I liked you for a reason. Chris, you deserve a medal! Fogspinner, no? SingleParentDad, you totally tried to suck your own dick, didn't you? Hello, only two of them had balls in it exclusively. Michelle, Britt wouldn't care. Although she might puke in her mouth a bit. Blondefabulous, so how many times have you flashed your boobs, huh? LeSombre, you have not done enough weird male things in your life. Beth, ew. I don't use socks! Amanda, I'm just used to doing things one-handed. Just Me, loser indeed! Grant, I would have expected a much higher score. Princess of the Universe, you should be totally distraught. Sybil, weird how? Jay, what's her email address? Should we tell her? jGrrl, better or worse? VW, I'm disappointed in you. Stephanie, you too. Laura, well, I could only pick a limited number of possibilities. Sheila, and here I thought you'd be a full Avitable. Muskrat, sick shit? Where? It's all normal adolescence, isn't it? Deb, but dresses are awesome! Kris, you should do that and see what it is. Em, that's not so cool. Elizabeth, replace "balls" with "breasts".

By: Elizabeth Kaylene

Elizabeth Kaylene — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 02:33:23 +0000

You answered "yes" to 10 of 60 questions, making you 83.3% Avitable pure; that is, you are 16.7% Avitable.
According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: You're almost completely Avitable free! Loser.

It was kinda hard to check off any of the questions concerning balls…

By: Em

Em — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:18:18 +0000

Very cool!
I'm 18.5%

By: Kris

Kris — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:08:49 +0000

Mine said: You answered "yes" to 18 of 60 questions, making you 70.0% Avitable pure; that is, you are 30.0% Avitable.
According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: You're almost completely Avitable free! Loser.
If I had replaced "balls" with "tits," it would've been a lot different. :lmao:

By: Deb on the Rocks

Deb on the Rocks — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:55:30 +0000

I'm 35% Avitable.

The masturbation questions did me in. Thank god I don't have balls or like dresses or it would have been worse.

By: delmer

delmer — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 03:23:38 +0000

I was arrested in Missouri and was mostly naked. That might apply to one or two of the questions I answered "no" to. I may be more Avitable than I originally thought.

By: Father Muskrat

Father Muskrat — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 01:31:56 +0000

I'm 25% Avitable. Frankly, I'm glad to be that low. There was some sick shit in this one.

By: Sheila (Charm School Reject)

Sheila (Charm School Reject) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 01:18:03 +0000

I am 18.7% Avitable Pure – I suck.

By: Laura

Laura — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 21:24:08 +0000

I did better (?) than I thought – "You answered "yes" to 21 of 60 questions, making you 65.0% Avitable pure; that is, you are 35.0% Avitable.
According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: You're half Avitable and half normal. What a miserable existence!"

Um? If I'm 35% Avitable, how am I half?

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 19:52:58 +0000

Your Avitable Purity Test Results
You answered "yes" to 12 of 60 questions, making you 80.0% Avitable pure; that is, you are 20.0% Avitable.
According to the scoring guide, your avitable experience level is: You're almost completely Avitable free! Loser.

:woohoo: