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Blog Anal. ysis.

According to WordPress, today is my 1500th post.

Since starting to blog in June 2004, I’ve written 589,763 words.
I’ve received 31,223 comments.
My commenters have written 1,105,343 words.

According to Typealyzer, my blog’s Myers-Briggs personality type is

ISTP – The Mechanics

The independent and problem-solving type. They are especially attuned to the demands of the moment are masters of responding to challenges that arise spontaneously. They generally prefer to think things out for themselves and often avoid inter-personal conflicts.

The Mechanics enjoy working together with other independent and highly skilled people and often like seek fun and action both in their work and personal life. They enjoy adventure and risk such as in driving race cars or working as policemen and firefighters.

According to the Blog Readability Test, my blog’s reading level is:

blog readability test

The Genderanalyzer says:

We think http://www.avitable.com is written by a woman (86%).

My blog is worth:


My blog is worth $121,376.10.
How much is your blog worth?

If my blog was a movie, it would be:

OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

I’ve made friends and enemies, bared my soul and various body parts, and joined a community of millions that, for the most part, celebrate the sharing of ideas and concepts across hundreds of racial, cultural, religious, and gender lines. And I know that I’m richer from the experience. Even if that fucking tool up there thinks I’m a woman.


In other Avita-news:

Tonight (that’s Wednesday night for you Cleetuses out there) is a brand new installment of “Clearly, You’re Retarded”!

Tonight’s episode is entitled: Reader Participation: We Can Fix Your Life. We’ve been getting questions from readers that we are going to answer live on the air. You can still join in by submitting your question to me via email at adam (at) avitable (dot) com.

Then, just tune in tonight from 9 PM to 10 PM EST on Talkshoe. You can listen live online at Talkshoe.com, or download the Talkshoe application and you can chat and even call in!

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37 Replies to “Blog Anal. ysis.”

  1. ChurchPunkMom

    That ‘elementary’ reading level cracked me up.. awesome. So, I can have my 8yo practice reading here then?? lol..

    and one of my blogs pegged me as 86% man.. so apparently I’m a man-lady and you are really in touch with your feminine side.. awesome.

  2. Hilly

    I did the Typealizer because that is the only one I’d never done before. Surprise surprise, it’s freakishly accurate:

    “ESFP – The Performers

    The entertaining and friendly type. They are especially attuned to pleasure and beauty and like to fill their surroundings with soft fabrics, bright colors and sweet smells. They live in the present moment and don´t like to plan ahead – they are always in risk of exhausting themselves.

    The enjoy work that makes them able to help other people in a concrete and visible way. They tend to avoid conflicts and rarely initiate confrontation – qualities that can make it hard for them in management positions.”

  3. SwanShadow

    There’s a 67% chance that my blog is written by a man. Judging by the above, however, I don’t think it’s you.

    Also, I get a PG-13 for occasional use of the word “breast.” The metric doesn’t take into account that I almost always follow the word “breast” with the word “cancer.”

  4. NYCWD

    Typealizer said:

    “ESTP- The Doers

    The active and play-ful type. They are especially attuned to people and things around them and often full of energy, talking, joking and engaging in physical out-door activities.

    The Doers are happiest with action-filled work which craves their full attention and focus. They might be very impulsive and more keen on starting something new than following it through. They might have a problem with sitting still or remaining inactive for any period of time.”

    Gender wise:
    “We have strong indicators that http://www.apileofdogbones.com is written by a woman (98%).”

    The conclusion… those things are highly inaccurate… or I am a woman who works out alot. Go figure.

    Congrats on the milestone.

  5. Turnbaby

    Congrats on 1500—at least a few of those containing dolphin porn which is apparently balanced out by all those unicorns and butterflies you had up.

    The gender ‘guess’ for my blog was 83% written by a woman–must be all the sports;-)

  6. PocketCT

    Yay for 1500 Adam posts!

    That stupid thing says my blog is worthless and I am a 50% guy. When I was coming to the hilton there my iphone ran out of power and I couldn’t use google to get directions. Did I ask someone? No I drove around until I found a store and bought a charger. My sweetie is collecting evidence that I am really a guy. This story is his gem and maybe the gender thing is right. But I’m not buying the blog worthless!

  7. Sybil Law

    I’d have to log into my own blog, probably, to figure out my type and shit, so I think for now I’ll avoid it. However, your anal. ysis fits you to a “t”!
    Girly man. :lmao: :heartbeat:
    Congrats on all the posts! Here’s to plenty more…
    :woohoo:

  8. Robin

    Oooh! Toys! I like toys. According to that Typealyzer, I’m:

    ESFP – The Performers [ESFP]
    The entertaining and friendly type. They are especially attuned to pleasure and beauty and like to fill their surroundings with soft fabrics, bright colors and sweet smells. They live in the present moment and don´t like to plan ahead – they are always in risk of exhausting themselves.

    They enjoy work that makes them able to help other people in a concrete and visible way. They tend to avoid conflicts and rarely initiate confrontation – qualities that can make it hard for them in management positions.

  9. Avitable

    Bonnie B, well, I’m a girl at heart. Who likes other girls. And boobs.

    Jay, not enough cocksuckers, motherfuckers, cunts or twats, I think.

    Crystal, that’s just our private communications.

    BE Earl, apparently BE stands for Bonnie Elizabeth.

    Ginger, the writing as a woman doesn’t surprise me too much – it’s more about pronoun usage and stuff.

    ChurchPunkMom, your eight year old is totally welcome. Especially that post about blowing dogs!

    Rebturtle, I’m so not a thrill-junkie.

    Dave2, I think your penis is pretty used to the gender neutrality.

    Hilly, that does sound like you.

    Dickie Maxx, shouldn’t I be totally famous by now?

    SwanShadow, I usually follow cock with “suck”, but they don’t seem to recognize that, either.

    SciFi Dad, anal is always interesting.

    Hello, I loled when I saw that you couldn’t figure out my title.

    Dr. Zibbs, it’s more luck than anything else.

    Always Home, three digit worth is good, too.

    NYCWD, you are a very athletic chick. Hot, too.

    Hallie, uberly indeed.

    Turnbaby, all that NASCAR talk is pretty feminine.

    Finn, I actually do. In real life.

    Dragon, thanks!

    Bossy, did your son join Columbia’s Anal Sex is Fun campus group?

    Marty, it puts the lotion on the skin.

    Grant, we didn’t get a chance to get to your question. Maybe next time.

    Sheila, but what about talking about my love for Avril Lavgine?

    PocketCT, you ARE a guy!

    Sybil, I don’t want to fit a “t” in my anal. ysis.

    Janer, thank you!

    Kay, took you long enough, slacker.

    Britt, it’s not all giggles and dick jokes around here.

    Shash, me too. And a 10 inch boy resides inside my pants.

    Beth, genius!

    Robin, your blog is definitely high brow.

    Robin, that’s only because I sent you a picture of my boobs.

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