According to WordPress, today is my 1500th post.
Since starting to blog in June 2004, I’ve written 589,763 words.
I’ve received 31,223 comments.
My commenters have written 1,105,343 words.
According to Typealyzer, my blog’s Myers-Briggs personality type is
ISTP – The Mechanics
The independent and problem-solving type. They are especially attuned to the demands of the moment are masters of responding to challenges that arise spontaneously. They generally prefer to think things out for themselves and often avoid inter-personal conflicts.
The Mechanics enjoy working together with other independent and highly skilled people and often like seek fun and action both in their work and personal life. They enjoy adventure and risk such as in driving race cars or working as policemen and firefighters.
According to the Blog Readability Test, my blog’s reading level is:
The Genderanalyzer says:
We think http://www.avitable.com is written by a woman (86%).
My blog is worth:
My blog is worth $121,376.10.
How much is your blog worth?
If my blog was a movie, it would be:
I’ve made friends and enemies, bared my soul and various body parts, and joined a community of millions that, for the most part, celebrate the sharing of ideas and concepts across hundreds of racial, cultural, religious, and gender lines. And I know that I’m richer from the experience. Even if that fucking tool up there thinks I’m a woman.
In other Avita-news:
Tonight (that’s Wednesday night for you Cleetuses out there) is a brand new installment of “Clearly, You’re Retarded”!
Tonight’s episode is entitled: Reader Participation: We Can Fix Your Life. We’ve been getting questions from readers that we are going to answer live on the air. You can still join in by submitting your question to me via email at adam (at) avitable (dot) com.
Then, just tune in tonight from 9 PM to 10 PM EST on Talkshoe. You can listen live online at Talkshoe.com, or download the Talkshoe application and you can chat and even call in!
Why I Comment On Your Blog
My 2000th post
New ways to be offended by the Internet
Wait – you’re NOT a woman?? But I saw you in that pretty dress at your Halloween party!
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Twitter: Jayman3768
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How did you avoid the NC-17 rating?
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R? rated R?
now that is some high bullshit. you know this is some triple x throw down up in here.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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There is a 73% chance that my blog was written by a woman.
Wonder who that bitch is?
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Twitter: GingerSnaps
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Rated R????
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.
That’s more difficult to believe than the one that says you’re a woman.
:lmao:
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That ‘elementary’ reading level cracked me up.. awesome. So, I can have my 8yo practice reading here then?? lol..
and one of my blogs pegged me as 86% man.. so apparently I’m a man-lady and you are really in touch with your feminine side.. awesome.
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Well, if I had to pigeonhole myself, I think I’d be a mechanic too. That one nails me down well. An independent, helpful, thrill-junkie.
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Twitter: Blogography
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When I analyze my blog for gender, I get this:
“We guess http://www.blogography.com/ is written by a woman (53%), however it’s quite gender neutral.”
I’m gender neutral, which will come as a big shock to my penis.
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I did the Typealizer because that is the only one I’d never done before. Surprise surprise, it’s freakishly accurate:
“ESFP – The Performers
The entertaining and friendly type. They are especially attuned to pleasure and beauty and like to fill their surroundings with soft fabrics, bright colors and sweet smells. They live in the present moment and don´t like to plan ahead – they are always in risk of exhausting themselves.
The enjoy work that makes them able to help other people in a concrete and visible way. They tend to avoid conflicts and rarely initiate confrontation – qualities that can make it hard for them in management positions.”
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Congratz on your 1500 post. That is awesome.
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Twitter: SwanShadow
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There’s a 67% chance that my blog is written by a man. Judging by the above, however, I don’t think it’s you.
Also, I get a PG-13 for occasional use of the word “breast.” The metric doesn’t take into account that I almost always follow the word “breast” with the word “cancer.”
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Twitter: _scifidad_
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those are some interesting anal-yzers
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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congrats on making it this far.
:heartbeat:
here’s to the next 1500!!!
:martini:
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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why can’t i figure out what ysis means? is it too early in the morning or am i really this stupid? wait, don’t answer that.
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Now that is impressive!
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As suspected, my blog was worth $0.00.
And there goes the self esteem for the day.
Congrats on 1,500. AA.
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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Typealizer said:
“ESTP- The Doers
The active and play-ful type. They are especially attuned to people and things around them and often full of energy, talking, joking and engaging in physical out-door activities.
The Doers are happiest with action-filled work which craves their full attention and focus. They might be very impulsive and more keen on starting something new than following it through. They might have a problem with sitting still or remaining inactive for any period of time.”
Gender wise:
“We have strong indicators that http://www.apileofdogbones.com is written by a woman (98%).”
The conclusion… those things are highly inaccurate… or I am a woman who works out alot. Go figure.
Congrats on the milestone.
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Congrats on #1500!! That is UBERLY impressive!!
Contest over my way if you’re feeling lucky!!
Hallie
http://wonderfulworldofweiners.blogspot.com/
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Congrats on 1500—at least a few of those containing dolphin porn which is apparently balanced out by all those unicorns and butterflies you had up.
The gender ‘guess’ for my blog was 83% written by a woman–must be all the sports;-)
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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COFFEE KICKED IN!
yes, i now understand blog anal. ysis.
so embarrassed. going to photocopy my boobs or something now. sigh.
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Twitter: msmegan
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Avoids interpersonal conflicts? :lmao:
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Congratulations, Avi. :thumbsup:
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Bossy would leave a witty comment, but she’s too busy laughing about:
Anal. ysis.
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Happy 1500. Now pull your penis and balls out from between your legs and run that blogging analysis again.
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I’m having a life tonight and won’t be available to call in, so feel free to address my questions openly or in your blog or not at all.
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Twitter: s_csr
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I bet if you stopped talking about your weekly waxing sessions and being all poetic about your awesome spouse and respect for women, your gender scale would even out and you’d drop to at least 54%.
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Yay for 1500 Adam posts!
That stupid thing says my blog is worthless and I am a 50% guy. When I was coming to the hilton there my iphone ran out of power and I couldn’t use google to get directions. Did I ask someone? No I drove around until I found a store and bought a charger. My sweetie is collecting evidence that I am really a guy. This story is his gem and maybe the gender thing is right. But I’m not buying the blog worthless!
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I’d have to log into my own blog, probably, to figure out my type and shit, so I think for now I’ll avoid it. However, your anal. ysis fits you to a “t”!
Girly man. :lmao: :heartbeat:
Congrats on all the posts! Here’s to plenty more…
:woohoo:
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Wow, 1500! Congratulations on the milestone post.
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I am a performer, of a high school readability and rated PG! They also guessed correctly that I was a woman!
PS I finally got around to posting your 5 questions today!
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Twitter: missbritt
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WAIT!!!
You bared your soul?? Where? How did I miss that post?!?!! Was it part of the early years??
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Congrats on the postings!! Giggled a little at the name of your post, only because a 10 year old boy resides inside my head..
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it took me all day to figure out what Anal. ysis meant.
yeah. i’m not proud.
xo
b.
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Twitter: an_bhean
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Oooh! Toys! I like toys. According to that Typealyzer, I’m:
ESFP – The Performers [ESFP]
The entertaining and friendly type. They are especially attuned to pleasure and beauty and like to fill their surroundings with soft fabrics, bright colors and sweet smells. They live in the present moment and don´t like to plan ahead – they are always in risk of exhausting themselves.
They enjoy work that makes them able to help other people in a concrete and visible way. They tend to avoid conflicts and rarely initiate confrontation – qualities that can make it hard for them in management positions.
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Twitter: an_bhean
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Oh. Well, hmmm. My blog’s reading level is college (post-grad). Is that bad? Does it mean… :loser:
I’m also apparently less convincingly feminine than you, at only 74% female.
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Twitter: hismuse
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you sure seem like a woman most of the time, i’m not quite convinced otherwise yet.
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Bonnie B, well, I’m a girl at heart. Who likes other girls. And boobs.
Jay, not enough cocksuckers, motherfuckers, cunts or twats, I think.
Crystal, that’s just our private communications.
BE Earl, apparently BE stands for Bonnie Elizabeth.
Ginger, the writing as a woman doesn’t surprise me too much – it’s more about pronoun usage and stuff.
ChurchPunkMom, your eight year old is totally welcome. Especially that post about blowing dogs!
Rebturtle, I’m so not a thrill-junkie.
Dave2, I think your penis is pretty used to the gender neutrality.
Hilly, that does sound like you.
Dickie Maxx, shouldn’t I be totally famous by now?
SwanShadow, I usually follow cock with “suck”, but they don’t seem to recognize that, either.
SciFi Dad, anal is always interesting.
Hello, I loled when I saw that you couldn’t figure out my title.
Dr. Zibbs, it’s more luck than anything else.
Always Home, three digit worth is good, too.
NYCWD, you are a very athletic chick. Hot, too.
Hallie, uberly indeed.
Turnbaby, all that NASCAR talk is pretty feminine.
Finn, I actually do. In real life.
Dragon, thanks!
Bossy, did your son join Columbia’s Anal Sex is Fun campus group?
Marty, it puts the lotion on the skin.
Grant, we didn’t get a chance to get to your question. Maybe next time.
Sheila, but what about talking about my love for Avril Lavgine?
PocketCT, you ARE a guy!
Sybil, I don’t want to fit a “t” in my anal. ysis.
Janer, thank you!
Kay, took you long enough, slacker.
Britt, it’s not all giggles and dick jokes around here.
Shash, me too. And a 10 inch boy resides inside my pants.
Beth, genius!
Robin, your blog is definitely high brow.
Robin, that’s only because I sent you a picture of my boobs.
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