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C is for cookie. Well, and cock.

Thank you to my favoritest blogger of all time, Amanda, who is the only person this wonderful holiday season who showered me with delicious cookies. She’s a very busy student and she still managed to find the time to bake some delicious goodies and package them up and mail them to dear old me. (I also completely neglected to thank Grant for the delicious gourmet popcorn that he sent.)

I love getting cookies during the holidays. And cakes and brownies and other sweets.

Are you getting the hint?

No?

How about this?

My address is:

Adam “Cookie Monster” Avitable
605 Birch Blvd
Altamonte Springs, FL 32701

Am I being too subtle?

I can say, without any hyperbole or exaggeration, that I will literally love you forever if you send me cookies.

Sweet!

I’ll go wait by the mailbox right now.

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33 Replies to “C is for cookie. Well, and cock.”

  1. Robin

    i have no power, i can’t make myself cookies. i could try to make you s’mores in our fire pit in the backyard but i’d have to wait until the snow is gone and i have a feeling they wouldn’t be as good on their arrival at your house.

  2. Sybil Law

    I’m with Crys!
    :lmao:
    I bake all kinds of things, but I do not bake cookies. No matter what I do, they burn on the bottom. You want burnt cookies?! I did make some great brownies last night, though. Good shit. Mmmm… I’m gonna have one right now…

  3. B.E. Earl

    The last time I sent cookies to someone in the mail there was this whole issue with the FBI and the local authorities because of a special ingredient I may or may not have included. Let’s just say that Grandma’s Happy Cookie recipe was all organic, if you catch my drift.

    I dunno if I really want to go through that ordeal again.

  4. Poppy

    (For the record, I really don’t remember if you mentioned or not, and I don’t care if you did or not, but really I don’t have time to make you cookies this year. I will SEND you something yummy, though. But for your bday.)

  5. SJ

    I am baking my fabulous from-scratch fruitcakes this weekend. I’ll send you one IF you promise to eat some with an open mind, and give an honest opinion. No pre-conceived bias allowed.

    Deal? :xmas3:

  6. Avitable

    LMSS, well, if you did it Monday, she’d be here.

    Hello, when’s that going to be, huh?

    Dan, ooh, you’re such an amazing person. So selfless!

    Tracy, that’s what I get for writing my posts half-asleep.

    SwanShadow, oh, they back up their goodies right to me!

    Grant, it’s pretty high up there!

    NYCWD, she sent a variety and they were consumed within minutes!

    Jennifer, you could stalk me on Facebook, too! Or, you can subscribe by email up top to the right.

    Blondefabulous, I’m totally drooling right now.

    Hallie, I’d eat penis shaped cookies with no shame.

    Robin, they probably wouldn’t last that long. Hmm. I’ll show up at your house for fresh ones.

    Amanda, I’m not sure, but you are a saint!

    Radioactive, February cookie time works too.

    Finn, I’m always looking for your cookies.

    Sheila, ooh. I’m intrigued! And slightly erect.

    Crystal, it’s on the way. I’ll miss it.

    Just Beth, I’m gonna do it! I swear!

    Sybil, just send pictures of your goodies. And yes. I mean “goodies”.

    BE Earl, I am not surprised by that in the slightest.

    Faiqa, well, DUH.

    Twinkie, I like my food non-psychedelic.

    Marty, is it chocolate or is it poop?

    Hello, you gotta be as hot as me.

    Janelle, your Christmas card is in the mail.

    Clown, you made Adam cry.

    Poppy, I did mention it and I think I took pictures!

    Anissa, genius! I love Publix’s chocolate chip cookies.

    SJ, I just tried a fruitcake from a relative who swore it was good. It wasn’t. Fruitcake is the fucking devil.

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