Thank you to my favoritest blogger of all time, Amanda, who is the only person this wonderful holiday season who showered me with delicious cookies. She’s a very busy student and she still managed to find the time to bake some delicious goodies and package them up and mail them to dear old me. (I also completely neglected to thank Grant for the delicious gourmet popcorn that he sent.)
I love getting cookies during the holidays. And cakes and brownies and other sweets.
Are you getting the hint?
No?
How about this?
My address is:
Adam “Cookie Monster” Avitable
605 Birch Blvd
Altamonte Springs, FL 32701
Am I being too subtle?
I can say, without any hyperbole or exaggeration, that I will literally love you forever if you send me cookies.
Sweet!
I’ll go wait by the mailbox right now.
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I could deliver some in person, but only if Britt will be there!
Isn’t Cookie Monster a big, hairy….oh. OK.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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did you read my recipe for don julio cookies the other day? britt and i will make them for you next time i’m down there.
mas3:
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Your bumper bag of Turkish delight cookies is on it’s way to you right now. Each one lovingly smeared with marmite.
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Twitter: tlkaply
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Trust me, dude, you do not want me to “back” anything for you. You would find more satisfaction while eating dirt. More taste and better texture, as well.
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Twitter: SwanShadow
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I’m sorry…
I got a whole different picture when you used the phrase, “back some delicious goodies.”
Because if I really thought it might make women back up their delicious goodies, I’d publish MY address.
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How does gourmet popcorn rate on the Avitable sliding scale of oishiness?
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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You failed to mention what type of cookies she sent. You also forgot to post pictures.
You ungrateful cookie hording bastard.
I would do all those things.
Just sayin’.
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Bloglines hates you. the only way I know you have a new post is by stalking you on twitter.
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Twitter: blondefabulous
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First I need to know what kind of cookies you want, how many dozen you would like of said cookie, and any food allergies etc you may have. After that, it’s all cake baby……er….. I mean cookies!
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Does that mean you want cock shaped cookies?
Hallie
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Twitter: hismuse
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i have no power, i can’t make myself cookies. i could try to make you s’mores in our fire pit in the backyard but i’d have to wait until the snow is gone and i have a feeling they wouldn’t be as good on their arrival at your house.
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Twitter: Amanda234
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You’re welcome. Why don’t the rest of you care as much as I do?
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Now that you posted this, you will be overflowing with cookies pretty soon I am sure. I will tuck away your address and send you some when you least expect them…or when I remember!
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Twitter: msmegan
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I think cookies taste much better when they appear randomly than for any occassion. Look for mine around the middle of March.
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Twitter: s_csr
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Well, I was planning on making peanut brittle for LeSombre – if you want that, I’ll send you some. Otherwise, you’re stuck with what I already got you. :finger:
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i will love you forever if you send me cock.
AHAHA! that was a joke.
A JOKE, PPL.
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you should totally hold your breath, too.
xo
b.
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I’m with Crys!
:lmao:
I bake all kinds of things, but I do not bake cookies. No matter what I do, they burn on the bottom. You want burnt cookies?! I did make some great brownies last night, though. Good shit. Mmmm… I’m gonna have one right now…
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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The last time I sent cookies to someone in the mail there was this whole issue with the FBI and the local authorities because of a special ingredient I may or may not have included. Let’s just say that Grandma’s Happy Cookie recipe was all organic, if you catch my drift.
I dunno if I really want to go through that ordeal again.
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Twitter: Faiqa
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You meant Adam “Cookie WHORE” Avitable. Right?
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I can bake a mean “funny bunny” brownie if you know what I mean.
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Does it have to be cookies? Can I send chocolate pudding?
Now of course we need you to do a video showing you brining in cookies from the mailbox.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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how do i get on finn’s st. patrick’s day cookie list?
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I mailed out your cookies yesterday! You should get them tomorrow, I’m guessing. Where is my Christmas Card? :crazywife:
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Will try to remember to bring your cookies by tomorrow. Otherwise, you will have to wait over a week!
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Twitter: poppycede
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I made you cookies last year and you didn’t even mention them. You teach me how to treat you.
:finger:
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Twitter: poppycede
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(For the record, I really don’t remember if you mentioned or not, and I don’t care if you did or not, but really I don’t have time to make you cookies this year. I will SEND you something yummy, though. But for your bday.)
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Seriously, man…find a kid, go to Publix, stand in line and tell them your kid wants a chocolate chip and then tell the kid to shove off and enjoy your cookie goodness.
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I am baking my fabulous from-scratch fruitcakes this weekend. I’ll send you one IF you promise to eat some with an open mind, and give an honest opinion. No pre-conceived bias allowed.
Deal?
mas3:
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LMSS, well, if you did it Monday, she’d be here.
Hello, when’s that going to be, huh?
Dan, ooh, you’re such an amazing person. So selfless!
Tracy, that’s what I get for writing my posts half-asleep.
SwanShadow, oh, they back up their goodies right to me!
Grant, it’s pretty high up there!
NYCWD, she sent a variety and they were consumed within minutes!
Jennifer, you could stalk me on Facebook, too! Or, you can subscribe by email up top to the right.
Blondefabulous, I’m totally drooling right now.
Hallie, I’d eat penis shaped cookies with no shame.
Robin, they probably wouldn’t last that long. Hmm. I’ll show up at your house for fresh ones.
Amanda, I’m not sure, but you are a saint!
Radioactive, February cookie time works too.
Finn, I’m always looking for your cookies.
Sheila, ooh. I’m intrigued! And slightly erect.
Crystal, it’s on the way. I’ll miss it.
Just Beth, I’m gonna do it! I swear!
Sybil, just send pictures of your goodies. And yes. I mean “goodies”.
BE Earl, I am not surprised by that in the slightest.
Faiqa, well, DUH.
Twinkie, I like my food non-psychedelic.
Marty, is it chocolate or is it poop?
Hello, you gotta be as hot as me.
Janelle, your Christmas card is in the mail.
Clown, you made Adam cry.
Poppy, I did mention it and I think I took pictures!
Anissa, genius! I love Publix’s chocolate chip cookies.
SJ, I just tried a fruitcake from a relative who swore it was good. It wasn’t. Fruitcake is the fucking devil.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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careful. you say stuff like that and i’ll show up on your doorstep with luggage the size of ohio. and i’ll make you go get pedicures and stuff with me.
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Hello, any time!
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Thank GOD you didn’t call my bluff because I was soooo totally kidding. I don’t think I’ve EVER baked a homemade brownie in my life. Much less the other type of brownie.
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