Christmas Card
This was going to be the Christmas card I sent out this year, but I decided against it. It just felt too hackneyed to me (click to enlarge):
The one I actually sent will get posted after Christmas sometime, once everybody's received theirs. On Thursday, I finally finished the card design and mailed out 275 cards across the US and Canada, also reaching the UK, Australia, and the Philippines. And by "I mailed out", I mean I provided a company with the image for the card, an address book, and let them print the cards, add stamps, and mail them for me. It's the thought that counts, though.
Also, thanks to Heather for the delicious-looking chocolate pecan pie (and gift!) that arrived on Friday. I haven't had a chance to eat it yet, but I plan on consuming the entire thing in the immediate future. You are awesome!
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scary to think that you care more than me, but i didn't even mail cards this year. not one. bad becky.
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I think that card is hilarious!
Looking forward to seeing the real card! Hope you received mine.
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Ohhhh i wonder if I got one, guess we will never know since you never asked if my address had changed since last year – and it has
LOL
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Santa is so Cool. I had no idea he was such an atheist
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What does jebus have to do with Christmas anyway? Santa is the one true god.
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I mailed you a card!!!
I did not design it or make it but i did sign it and put it in envelope and put stamp on it!!!
So, there!!!
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I made one many years ago of two dogs sniffing. One said said: "i'm in SEASON, GREETINGS."
I didn't send it either.
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Ha ha ha! I would have loved to get that card, but now I am wondering what is going to arrive in the mail!!!
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I'll reserve judgement for when I get the actual card.
And I didn't send a one either. I suck — and not in a good way.
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I didn't send out cards. But you will get a present at some point – I've just gotta wait for it to get to me so that I can send it to you.
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"I am.. coming… to towwwwn!"
I'm going to be singing this all day now.
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Had Santa whipped out an M-16 and blown the cake to shreds then it would have been mail worthy.
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See, now I would have liked that card. Very cool… and South Park like, too.
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Yeah – you are WAY better than me!!! I even had a great idea for a card this year, but never got around to doing it. I suck!!! :cocksuck2:
I know your card will rock- always does!! My postcard from you is still within my sight as I type this, the one for my sex change. And the card you sent last year is still prominent in my cards on the card holder thingy…
Damn. Cold meds really make me babble!
:woohoo:
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If that's what you DIDN'T mail, I can't wait to get the card you DID mail.
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That's a pretty funny card! You can still use it next year.
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Love it. A not-so-subtle reminder that this Christmas thing has gotten a little off track.
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i wish i had the energy or resources to do something cool this year…
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That was fantastic.
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I am not doing cards or presents this year. I kind of wasn't expecting Christmas to be this thursday but it is so yeah nothing is happening. Maybe next year or something.
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275? I had to do 50. If I have to do 51 next year I'm totally sending them out.
We got ours today, btw. I like the drawering.
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Dude, I got my card today! SWEET. :thumbsup:
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I got your card — thought it was a nice touch for you to put a Hanukkah stamp on it for me, if just a little out of place for you (since it's…tactful). Now I see that you had nothing to do with it, and the world is back to normal.
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I think that might be my favourite Christmas card yet…
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When your card arrived yesterday Dude said, "Well here it is…the best card of the season!" like an excited kid. (He's into the entire card thing) The card is hilarious as usual however had you sent this I'd still be laughing. That's classic, just classic.
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Thank you for your great card!! It's the best one i got so far this year!!!
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It's the card that Avitabuilt.
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