The inevitable unavailability of Avitable
Tomorrow we leave for Charlotte, North Carolina. (Well, actually, a tiny one-horse burg named Lincolnton). I rented a Lincoln Navigator for the drive, which should be nice and relaxing.
I'm bringing the laptop, but I'm not sure if (a) I'll actually have internet and (b) how much super happy family fun time will be scheduled. So my time online will probably be rather limited, and I'll likely be marking everybody's blogs as "read" and commenting nowhere and not replying to my own comments. But it's Christmas, so you'll forgive me. Or else.
I'll still be on Twitter, and will be available by my cell phone for those of you who are so privileged.
In the meantime, even though we don't have an episode of Clearly, You're Retarded tomorrow night, I've created a page on Facebook for people who listen to the show. If you want, you can go here to become a fan of the show.
And for those of you who didn't go over to Tracy's to see my guest post, I'm reposting the photo here just for you:
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Poor Rudolph, you can't help who you love
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I hope you and Amy have safe travels and a very merry Christmas!
Since I am one of the privileged, I will make sure I bother you with inane texts at 2:00 a.m.
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Well… at least you're renting American and at least you're not stuck in a foreign country. There are Starbucks there… I'm sure.
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We too rent large American vehicles for holiday travel.
Hope Charlotte is all you hope it'll be!
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NO TO GAY REINDEER-AND-POP-ICON MARRIAGE! SAY NO TO PROP 9!
Happy Holidays, Avitable!
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Blood makes me faint.
Thanks for letting me know how to get ahold of you just like any other time!
Have fun storming the burg!
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Happy holidays and safe travels!
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Happy Holidays. Hope you enjoy North Carolina.
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Did you know that reindeer are the only deer species where both the male and female can have antlers?
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merry christmas, adam! hope you and amy have a safe and wonderful time. how long will you be gone?
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Merry Christmas to you and Amy. You will survive. I have faith. :heartbeat:
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:xmas3:
Merry Christmas!
Hope you find a Ho Ho Ho!
(Yeah, that was lame. Cold meds. Might be time for me to start drinking.)
Drive carefully! :heartbeat:
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Oh I almost forgot! I got your card! Even my daughter thought it was hilarious!
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Card – w00t! Happy Hannukwanzaramadamasux, fuckers.
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So are we to infer that, given the state of his nose, Rudy was cumming at the time of the gunshot?
Merry Christmas Adam.
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Merry Christmas, Bosley.
Have a good time and don't worry about the Internets, seriously!
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You are seriously insane. LOL
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Have a great Christmas!
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I can forgive you for your absence and even for that catroon. But I'll never forgive you for driving the Navigator, bastard!
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I don't blame Mrs. Claus one bit.
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merry omg christmas! olives you long time
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Wrong, but perversely funny. I've gotta go watch a Disney movie now.
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