Comments on: My prayer to Jeebus http://www.avitable.com/2008/12/28/my-prayer-to-jeebus/ Where tact goes to die Fri, 10 Feb 2012 08:16:47 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Michael http://www.avitable.com/2008/12/28/my-prayer-to-jeebus/#comment-39813 Michael Sun, 04 Jan 2009 00:48:10 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2291#comment-39813 As I was reading this I thought to myself: Is there not anything on the internet that I won't masturbate to these days. Seriously, you are hilarious and in my bookmarks. Aaaaaaa-men As I was reading this I thought to myself: Is there not anything on the internet that I won’t masturbate to these days.

Seriously, you are hilarious and in my bookmarks. Aaaaaaa-men

]]> By: bubblewench http://www.avitable.com/2008/12/28/my-prayer-to-jeebus/#comment-39540 bubblewench Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:46:47 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2291#comment-39540 One word for fire ass... Immodium. Trust me. I have major stomach issues and fire ass is part of my daily life. Immodium stops that shit. Every pun intended. One word for fire ass… Immodium.

Trust me. I have major stomach issues and fire ass is part of my daily life. Immodium stops that shit. Every pun intended.

]]> By: SciFi Dad http://www.avitable.com/2008/12/28/my-prayer-to-jeebus/#comment-39512 SciFi Dad Tue, 30 Dec 2008 04:59:35 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2291#comment-39512 Dear Adam, Try Immodium. Repeatedly. Hugs and Kisses, Jeebus. Dear Adam,

Try Immodium. Repeatedly.

Hugs and Kisses,
Jeebus.

]]> By: Father Muskrat http://www.avitable.com/2008/12/28/my-prayer-to-jeebus/#comment-39509 Father Muskrat Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:09:57 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2291#comment-39509 This post moved me. Have you ever had to shit in a urine trough at a bar? No? Then you haven't had a REAL emergency. This post moved me. Have you ever had to shit in a urine trough at a bar? No? Then you haven’t had a REAL emergency.

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/12/28/my-prayer-to-jeebus/#comment-39473 Avitable Mon, 29 Dec 2008 15:47:16 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2291#comment-39473 <b>Blondefabulous</b>, I did not get that insurance. I'll look for it next time. <b>Ginger</b>, no, I wanted the force NOT to be with me! <b>Robin</b>, it actually ended up being okay. <b>Sarah</b>, probably. <b>Honeybell</b>, other than traffic extending out trip three hours, my prayers were answered. <b>LMSS</b>, I totally should have bought some of those! <b>Robin</b>, it was indeed evil, too. <b>BE Earl</b>, I've always been Catholic. <b>Trukindog</b>, look at you, whoring out another link in my comments! Bastard. <b>Tracy</b>, I didn't take any meds - I wanted it to work itself out naturally. <b>Grant</b>, I don't think he's that fun, either, though. <b>Hello</b>, oh, but I did! <b>Stacey</b>, I was destined to be a priest. <b>Crystal</b>, and he did. Phew. <b>Poppy</b>, EW! That's even worse! <b>Sybil</b>, I don't like medication of any kind. <b>Sandi</b>, prayer will do that. <b>Hilly</b>, and I did! <b>Golfwidow</b>, brilliant. <b>Dragon</b>, what blasphemy? I prayed, didn't I? <b>LeSombre</b>, true. I'm like Sunnydale. <b>Fidget</b>, I was - how'd you guess? <b>Turnbaby</b>, is this experience talking? :P Blondefabulous, I did not get that insurance. I’ll look for it next time.

Ginger, no, I wanted the force NOT to be with me!

Robin, it actually ended up being okay.

Sarah, probably.

Honeybell, other than traffic extending out trip three hours, my prayers were answered.

LMSS, I totally should have bought some of those!

Robin, it was indeed evil, too.

BE Earl, I’ve always been Catholic.

Trukindog, look at you, whoring out another link in my comments! Bastard.

Tracy, I didn’t take any meds – I wanted it to work itself out naturally.

Grant, I don’t think he’s that fun, either, though.

Hello, oh, but I did!

Stacey, I was destined to be a priest.

Crystal, and he did. Phew.

Poppy, EW! That’s even worse!

Sybil, I don’t like medication of any kind.

Sandi, prayer will do that.

Hilly, and I did!

Golfwidow, brilliant.

Dragon, what blasphemy? I prayed, didn’t I?

LeSombre, true. I’m like Sunnydale.

Fidget, I was – how’d you guess?

Turnbaby, is this experience talking? :P

]]> By: Turnbaby http://www.avitable.com/2008/12/28/my-prayer-to-jeebus/#comment-39464 Turnbaby Mon, 29 Dec 2008 15:05:49 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2291#comment-39464 THis is why they make adult diapers;-) THis is why they make adult diapers;-)

]]> By: fidget http://www.avitable.com/2008/12/28/my-prayer-to-jeebus/#comment-39435 fidget Mon, 29 Dec 2008 02:09:56 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2291#comment-39435 were you wearing a blond wig for your drive? I ask because i may have possibly seen you crapping on the side of the road.... were you wearing a blond wig for your drive? I ask because i may have possibly seen you crapping on the side of the road….

]]> By: LeSombre http://www.avitable.com/2008/12/28/my-prayer-to-jeebus/#comment-39431 LeSombre Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:05:44 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2291#comment-39431 I think on some level I always knew you were a gateway to hell. :-) I think on some level I always knew you were a gateway to hell. :-)

]]> By: Dragon http://www.avitable.com/2008/12/28/my-prayer-to-jeebus/#comment-39426 Dragon Sun, 28 Dec 2008 16:56:24 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2291#comment-39426 That's right. Keep poking the bear with your blasphemy. You know, there are worse things the liquid ass fire. :lmao: That’s right. Keep poking the bear with your blasphemy. You know, there are worse things the liquid ass fire. :lmao:

]]> By: golfwidow http://www.avitable.com/2008/12/28/my-prayer-to-jeebus/#comment-39425 golfwidow Sun, 28 Dec 2008 16:54:06 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2291#comment-39425 Someday soon we all may be together, If the Fates allow, Until then, you'll have to muddle through somehow ... Be careful driving home with lava-spurting bowels. Someday soon we all may be together,
If the Fates allow,
Until then, you’ll have to muddle through somehow …
Be careful driving home with lava-spurting bowels.

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