Comments on: Top Ten Things that Didn't Actually Happen

By: Listen To Me Bitch

Listen To Me Bitch — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 04:48:26 +0000

I think #'s 1, 2, 5, and 7 adequately justify why I think you should run for president.

By: hello haha narf

hello haha narf — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 17:17:19 +0000

what did the surgeon general say about female masturbation?

By: Selma

Selma — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 11:49:46 +0000

I liked it when Oprah Winfrey started that new religion that is a combination of evangelicalism, Scientology and Voodoo. I think it was called Oprah-ism.

By: Robin

Robin — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 05:09:39 +0000

Happy New Year, Adam. Hope 2009 treats you very, very well.

By: martymankins

martymankins — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:45:08 +0000

I have dreams about waking up and reading a news story about #5

By: Poppy

Poppy — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:28:13 +0000

I vote for #3 as my reality.

Coincidentally, I ordered the #3 at Tad's tonight for dinner!

By: Winter

Winter — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:49:54 +0000

BTW… Happy New Year, Adam! MUAH!

By: Winter

Winter — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:48:26 +0000

I like that masturbation one. Definitely good for a snicker-snort.

By: RW

RW — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:16:03 +0000

I just want the real one to fucking END.

Happy New Year adam. Thank you very much for the wine on my birthday and the cognac on Christmas. You're WAY too kind. But I am sending you something in late January for… oh I don't know what happens in January. Anyway there's only five or six left and you'll get one.

Too bad you don't drink tho. Heh…

By: J...

J... — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:02:22 +0000

My favorite non-monent was when all of the overpaid celebrities in the US banded together, pooled the billions of dollars they get paid annually to entertain, and bailed out the failing economy by sharing the dough with all of us little people, thus ensuring that we could still afford to watch their movies, purchase their music and support their drug habits.