Monthly Archives: December 2008

I wonder if I committed a felony last night?

Posted on Sunday, December 21, 2008 by Avitable

For 14 days, I tried to play Grand Theft Auto IV unsuccessfully. The game wouldn’t load, or I kept getting this obnoxious “RESC10″ error and all I kept reading on gtaforums was that the idiots at Rockstar were working on … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged avitable, grand theft auto, gta, gtaiv, RESC10, speeding, stupidity, video games | 21 Comments

I love a good prank video.

Posted on Saturday, December 20, 2008 by Avitable

Hair Dryer Powder Prank

Posted in Vlog | Tagged avitable, baby powder, funny, hair dryer, humor, prank, video | 17 Comments

Who knew I could be weird?

Posted on Friday, December 19, 2008 by Avitable

I got tagged by Bridget over at Yellaphant to do one of those lists of seven things that you might not know about me. This is more difficult than you’d think. I mean, I’ve already made a list of 100 … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged 7 things, avitable, meme, yellaphant | 30 Comments

C is for cookie. Well, and cock.

Posted on Thursday, December 18, 2008 by Avitable

Thank you to my favoritest blogger of all time, Amanda, who is the only person this wonderful holiday season who showered me with delicious cookies. She’s a very busy student and she still managed to find the time to bake … Continue reading →

Posted in Whoring | Tagged amanda, avitable, begging, christmas, cookies, holidays, sweets | 33 Comments

Blog Anal. ysis.

Posted on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 by Avitable

According to WordPress, today is my 1500th post. Since starting to blog in June 2004, I’ve written 589,763 words. I’ve received 31,223 comments. My commenters have written 1,105,343 words. According to Typealyzer, my blog’s Myers-Briggs personality type is ISTP – … Continue reading →

Posted in CYR, General | Tagged advice, analysis, avitable, blog stats, blogging, CYR, dear-abby, milestones, talkshoe | 37 Comments

Dear Abby can suck a nut

Posted on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 by Avitable

As everybody knows, Britt and I take an hour every Wednesday to debate a topic on the air. It’s a fun hour, and things usually get heated as we tear each other to shreds over the other’s opinion, and everybody … Continue reading →

Posted in CYR | Tagged advice, avitable, CYR, dear-abby, talkshoe | 20 Comments

My interview with Caylee Anthony

Posted on Monday, December 15, 2008 by Avitable

Me: Hi, Caylee. C: Hi, Adam. Thanks for having me on your blog. Me: Anytime. So, you’re dead, huh? C: Yup. It seems that way. Me: I’m very sorry to hear that. C: Oh, don’t be. Unless you’re my stupid … Continue reading →

Posted in Avitable Interviews | Tagged avitable, casey anthony, caylee anthony, interview, morbid | 43 Comments

Who Wants To Be An Avitable?

Posted on Sunday, December 14, 2008 by Avitable

Last week, I threw up a quick link to a purity test to see exactly how bad some of you people are, and it was amazing how many of you have done dirty, nasty things in your life. But then … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty talk | Tagged avitable, dirty, evil, humor, masturbation, perverted, purity, sex, sexual, sick, twisted | 38 Comments

SNL is still funny

Posted on Saturday, December 13, 2008 by Avitable

Posted in Vlog | Tagged avitable, funny, humor, snl, video | 27 Comments

How pure are you?

Posted on Friday, December 12, 2008 by Avitable

Go here and take the 200-question purity test. Me? I’m 53% pure. What are you?

Posted in Dirty talk | Tagged avitable, purity test | 53 Comments