Monthly Archives: December 2008

Arranged marriages – old-fashioned and outdated?

Posted on Thursday, December 11, 2008 by Avitable

During last night’s show (which you can download here or add to your iTunes here), we discussed a topic with which both Britt and I have very little personal experience: arranged marriage. I consider arranged marriages to be antiquated and … Continue reading →

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I obsess

Posted on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 by Avitable

When I find something I like, I obsess over it. Whether it’s a video game (which I still haven’t gotten to fucking play, fuck you very much Rockstar), or a food, or a song, when I find something that pleases … Continue reading →

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Masturbation that lasts the whole month of July . . . guaranteed

Posted on Tuesday, December 9, 2008 by Avitable

Here’s the thing. I’m going to go to BlogHer 2009 this July. There are several reasons for this. First and foremost, it’s in Chicago, and I have several friends who live there that I want to see. Secondly, I think … Continue reading →

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Christmas and political correctness

Posted on Monday, December 8, 2008 by Avitable

On Twitter last night, this twat declared that wishing “Merry Christmas” to someone who is not Christian (or Xtian, as she put it) is offensive, arrogant, insensitive, and bad manners (never mind the hypocrisy that calling Christians Xtians is highly … Continue reading →

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Need a programmer

Posted on Sunday, December 7, 2008 by Avitable

I need a PHP programmer who understands WordPress thoroughly. I don’t need someone who “kind of knows something.” I know how to program, but I need someone who knows it in and out. An expert. If you’re an expert in … Continue reading →

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I am a 9-Layer Burrito

Posted on Saturday, December 6, 2008 by Avitable

Got this from Poppy: 9 Layers A meme to peel away the layers of you. Layer One: Name: Adam Heath Avitable Birth date: January 26, 1977 Birthplace: Weymouth, MA Current Location: Orlando, FL Eye color: Brown and green Hair Color: … Continue reading →

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All I wanted was to kill a few hookers

Posted on Friday, December 5, 2008 by Avitable

Dear Rockstar Games, I am an ardent fan of your Grand Theft Auto games. My favorite, Vice City, still keeps me entertained on those cold, lonely nights. I will roam the cities you have created for hours, picking up prostitutes, … Continue reading →

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Who’s the lucky winner?

Posted on Thursday, December 4, 2008 by Avitable

Here’s the direct link. Sorry for the shitty video quality. Somehow when I transferred it from Adobe Premiere, I picked the absolute worst possible quality level. Thanks to everyone who entered! In other Avita-news, thanks for everyone for helping us … Continue reading →

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First Annual Avitable Holiday Gift Guide

Posted on Wednesday, December 3, 2008 by Avitable

Are you having trouble figuring out what to buy for your slightly effeminate son? Your geeky awkward daughter? Your MMORPG playing husband or wife? Your movie freak of a dad? Your snooty glutton of a mom? Your prayers have been … Continue reading →

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Anybody live near Charlotte?

Posted on Tuesday, December 2, 2008 by Avitable

If you’re waiting for the results of my Buffy giveaway, I’ll post it shortly. I just have to count all of the entries and pick my random winner. On December 24th, Amy, Jigsaw and I will be driving to Charlotte, … Continue reading →

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