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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Monthly Archives: January 2009
Video killed the blogging star
Here, watch this to distract yourself from my lazy blogging:
Next week, on Avitable.
Since I’ve spent 40 hours of the last week doing nothing but playing Assassin’s Creed, I haven’t had much time to prepare some of the posts that I wanted. In the next week or so, I plan to do the … Continue reading
The black section?
On Monday, at Texas de Brazil, I got the above birthday card from a friend as a joke. After I read it out loud at the table, laughing, I flipped the card over to see that it’s apparently from “Mahogany”, … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers, General
Tagged african american, avitable, black, cards, comedy, greeting cards, hallmark, hallmark cards, humor, mahogany, racism, racist, satire
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Spreading democracy like peanut butter
Just in case those of you who are in the know and listen to our weekly Presidential radio address were wondering, we will be having a show tonight at 9 PM EST. The topic is whether or not the United … Continue reading
Crackling and crispy
How could Avitable.com be any better than it already is? Add bacon!
I’m in Canada
Go visit me in Canada today. Also, go help me reach 100 comments on my birthday post yesterday!
Avitaweek 2009: It’s over, finally!
So I survived my trip to a haunted bed and breakfast – I’ll write more about that later. Today marks the end of the week of Avitable, culminating on my birthday. I turn 32 today, a fact that fills me … Continue reading
Avitaweek 2009: No post today
I’m writing this quickly from our haunted hotel room. I have my night vision goggles and video camera and will be exploring the hotel shortly. If the ghosts kill me, I hope you’ll all show up tomorrow to wish me … Continue reading
Avitaweek 2009: Hunting for ghosts
Tonight, Amy and I are staying at a bed and breakfast that is supposedly the most haunted in Central Florida. When the TAPS team from Ghost Hunters visited it, they had several strange occurrences, including shadow figures, a chair that … Continue reading
Posted in AvitaWeek
Tagged AvitaWeek, ghost hunters, ocala, scifi, seven sisters inn, taps
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Avitaweek 2009: The origins of Avitable
In yesterday’s mail, I received a package from my Papa (aka my grandfather) that showed exactly where I come from. My sense of humor, my sarcasm, my overall outlook on life – I have him to thank. Here are the … Continue reading
