Hate me
You may hate me, because this?
This is my commute.
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Tonight (that's Wednesday night for you maroons out there) is a brand new installment of "Clearly, You're Retarded"!
Tonight's episode is all about friendship. What makes a good friend? A shitty friend? When is a friendship more important to you than it is to the other person? Are online friends and offline friends the same?
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Posted in Clearly You're Retarded, My Art | Tags: avitable, Clearly You're Retarded, friendship, My Art, talkshoe
My best friend has been in my life for 28 years. We have only spent about 10 of those years living in the same state. We keep in touch on a weekly basis. She knows everything about me and I know everything about her. We have almost nothing in common except hoe much we make each other laugh.
I had about 8 friends from high school until age 37 when my dad died. Not one of them came to the wake, or called, or sent a card.All of them atill lived in the town where my parents lived. I could not forgive or forget.
I have been online since WAY before blogs.Probably the mid 90's. We joined Yahoo Groups. I became friends with a few of them after talking on the phone and meeting in person. We are still friends 14 years later even though we live in different states and even different countries.
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Yeah, I hate you. But only because you've got chest hair that make the ladies drool.
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Yay, you said "maroon"!
This should be an interesting show for sure. This has been heavily on my mind lately and I always love to hear how Britt describes friendship and how I fall into the "shitty friend" category.
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I think I got the gist of how you both feel on twitter
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Damn – an awesome topic and I am probably going to miss the show….because I am having dinner with one of my bestest friends I haven't seen in forever. Maybe I will bring the laptop and we can both listen…
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Nope. Because tomorrow I don't even have to commute from my bed. Haha. :dance:
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Well I hate you less today.
And yesterday.
And Friday.
But tomorrow I will hate you lots. Promise.
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Well, I only work 2 days a week most of the year, so I can't hate you too much.
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no fucking way i could work from home. too many distractions. so i am not hating you.
i'm a crappy friend. in person, online…whatever. i just suck. BUT, i'm trying to get better. that counts, right?
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I don't hate you. My commute is similar, although I have to go down stairs to get to my office.
I have friends I have known since birth. Sometimes I wonder if my online friends know me better though.
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No, cause you totally need to clean your fucking floor dude.
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Um…. what's this "commute" you speak of? I don't have to work, except when I want to…. from home…. in my own kitchen.
Score! :dance:
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This sounds like a good one. Unfortunately I'll be having a life tonight and can't join, but I may e-mail you some comments in case you want to discuss them.
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I can beat that.
I often work right from my bed. I wake up, yawn, then reach over to the nightstand where my laptop rests and I begin the work day. Ta da!
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I like my commute.
It takes me past a Dunkin' Donuts for ice coffee.
If you had a Dunkin' Donuts in your house, then yeah, I'd hate on you.
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I envy your commute, but it does look like you have an oil leak, I would get that checked out.
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What? No penis tracks? Did you have it 'lifted'?
Interesting topic—- I always think that it depends on the two people involved.
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wow, im jealous.
according to that picture, which im sure is accurate, you have a HUGE cock! grats!
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That's my commute too!
Well, in MY house, not in yours.
If I have work to do, that is.
If I don't have work to do, my commute is longer: I go downstairs to the living room.
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I am the suck as a friend, but I'm working on it.
I used to have that commute. The only reason I hate you is that you have actual other adults to talk to if you want. I had an infant and two dogs.
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Yup – I officially hate you. I hate the people who don't have to work at all even more. ::sigh::
I am, in fact, one of the shittiest friends you will ever have the distinct pleasure of meeting. But, then again, you already knew that didn't you? :boobs4:
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Well, judging from that drawing, those would be dick prints. How the heck do you walk to dot your floor like that?
And I see by that signature you got the WACOM thingy. ::w00t!::
Ah, friendship. Now that's one topic I have nothing to say about.
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Why hate you for this when there are so many other wonderful and nuanced reasons out there? :hug:
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I was totally going to suggest "on being a shitty friend" as your next topic when I saw your two twittering about that.
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Do you leave little poos on the way to your office?
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Your artistic abilities always astound!
It seems your bed is at least made properly. That's impressive.
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I definitely don't hate you for your commute. There are so many other reasons to choose from, so why limit myself?!
Seriously, I pity you – it's clear now you have no balls. I could've sworn I've actually seen them on this site before, but based on your drawings- nothin'.
(Turnbaby took my original comment! Blame her for this lame one!)
:cock:
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My commute involves walking down a flight a stairs from my bedroom to the living room. My day consists of several naps, laying on the couch, watching tv, reading books and playing on the computer.
Oh, I have Dude to bring me everything I need too.
This is all the upside of being sick.
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That's mhy commute in my house, too. Much like Dawn, if there's no work, I commute to the kitchen or living room.
Sometimes during my commute, I'm feeling a little surly and stop off at the bathroom.
And dude – in shaving your pubes, you shaved off your balls! What gives?
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If I was a hairy man with no children I would hate you. But since I'm a hairy woman with FOUR children… I don't envy you having to work from home. In fact, I LOVE work because at WORK I get to rest from my "real job" (the one that doesn't pay) at home. AND I get to socialize with real grownups (and some cyber ones too) for at least 8 hours.
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I'm with Faiqa…there are sooooo many other reasons to hate you.
I rather enjoy the commute….if i tried to work from home, I'd have to fire myself for slacking off.
<~~~small problem with my attention span. :dunce:
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Yeah, I hate you because you're like my husband and don't take your fucking shoes off and track mud everywhere. And you probably video conference like my husband so I have to hide so they don't see me. Grrrrr! :poke:
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Judging by your use of the word "maroon," I guess you watched a Bugs Bunny marathon prior to posting.
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Nope. No hating here. Looks like my commute. Except replace the in-ground pool with an inflatable kiddie pool. And replace the schlong with boobs.
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Looks more like a tail to me. I bet it goes with the devil horns I know you've got…hehe. :poke:
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I don't even need to make that much of a commute, since I don't work ;P I can go online right from bed. MUHAHA
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Yes. Yes I do.
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Fuck you. Fuck your unnatural amount of body hair. Fuck your commute.
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I love riding the train to work, so I don't hate your commute. I go stir crazy at home all day.
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Great topic. I am going to have to start listening to you guys!!!
Just because!!!
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Instead of "maroons" I read "mormons" for some reason and was all confused about why Mormons wouldn't know that today is Wednesday. Like maybe they use some kind of fucked up calendar or maybe Wednesday's the day they swap one or two wives or something so they lose track in all the excitement. Or maybe Mormons are just stupid. And then I realized that was totally offensive to Mormons and also kind of proved that I don't know shit about organized religion of any kind. And then I decided to write it all down so you could enjoy it. You're welcome.
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I don't hate you. I've worked from home and I feel like I can never get anything done. My mind wanders way too easily.
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i do, in fact, thanks for the reminder.
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Your life IS SO DIFFICULT!
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For some reason I thought you'd do some wordplay and say "cum mute" and do a show about how it's really hard to be silent during an orgasm.
AvitaFAIL.
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And here I thought my scooter ride commute to work had everyone beat. Oh well.
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