Clearly, You're Retarded was the radio show with Adam Avitable and Britt Reints

Hate me

You may hate me, because this?

This is my commute.

My Commute


In other Avita-news:

Tonight (that’s Wednesday night for you maroons out there) is a brand new installment of “Clearly, You’re Retarded”!

Tonight’s episode is all about friendship. What makes a good friend? A shitty friend? When is a friendship more important to you than it is to the other person? Are online friends and offline friends the same?

Then, just tune in tonight from 9 PM to 10 PM EST on Talkshoe. You can listen live online at, or download the Talkshoe application and you can chat and even call in!

46 thoughts on “Hate me”

  1. My best friend has been in my life for 28 years. We have only spent about 10 of those years living in the same state. We keep in touch on a weekly basis. She knows everything about me and I know everything about her. We have almost nothing in common except hoe much we make each other laugh.

    I had about 8 friends from high school until age 37 when my dad died. Not one of them came to the wake, or called, or sent a card.All of them atill lived in the town where my parents lived. I could not forgive or forget.

    I have been online since WAY before blogs.Probably the mid 90’s. We joined Yahoo Groups. I became friends with a few of them after talking on the phone and meeting in person. We are still friends 14 years later even though we live in different states and even different countries.

  2. Yay, you said “maroon”!

    This should be an interesting show for sure. This has been heavily on my mind lately and I always love to hear how Britt describes friendship and how I fall into the “shitty friend” category. πŸ˜‰

  3. Damn – an awesome topic and I am probably going to miss the show….because I am having dinner with one of my bestest friends I haven’t seen in forever. Maybe I will bring the laptop and we can both listen… πŸ™‚

  4. That’s my commute too!

    Well, in MY house, not in yours.

    If I have work to do, that is.

    If I don’t have work to do, my commute is longer: I go downstairs to the living room.

  5. I am the suck as a friend, but I’m working on it.

    I used to have that commute. The only reason I hate you is that you have actual other adults to talk to if you want. I had an infant and two dogs.

  6. Well, judging from that drawing, those would be dick prints. How the heck do you walk to dot your floor like that? πŸ˜‰

    And I see by that signature you got the WACOM thingy. ::w00t!::

    Ah, friendship. Now that’s one topic I have nothing to say about. πŸ˜‰

  7. I definitely don’t hate you for your commute. There are so many other reasons to choose from, so why limit myself?! πŸ˜‰
    Seriously, I pity you – it’s clear now you have no balls. I could’ve sworn I’ve actually seen them on this site before, but based on your drawings- nothin’.
    (Turnbaby took my original comment! Blame her for this lame one!)

  8. My commute involves walking down a flight a stairs from my bedroom to the living room. My day consists of several naps, laying on the couch, watching tv, reading books and playing on the computer.

    Oh, I have Dude to bring me everything I need too.

    This is all the upside of being sick.

  9. That’s mhy commute in my house, too. Much like Dawn, if there’s no work, I commute to the kitchen or living room.

    Sometimes during my commute, I’m feeling a little surly and stop off at the bathroom.

    And dude – in shaving your pubes, you shaved off your balls! What gives?

  10. If I was a hairy man with no children I would hate you. But since I’m a hairy woman with FOUR children… I don’t envy you having to work from home. In fact, I LOVE work because at WORK I get to rest from my “real job” (the one that doesn’t pay) at home. AND I get to socialize with real grownups (and some cyber ones too) for at least 8 hours.

  11. I’m with Faiqa…there are sooooo many other reasons to hate you.

    I rather enjoy the commute….if i tried to work from home, I’d have to fire myself for slacking off.

    <~~~small problem with my attention span. :dunce:

  12. Yeah, I hate you because you’re like my husband and don’t take your fucking shoes off and track mud everywhere. And you probably video conference like my husband so I have to hide so they don’t see me. Grrrrr! :poke:

  13. Instead of “maroons” I read “mormons” for some reason and was all confused about why Mormons wouldn’t know that today is Wednesday. Like maybe they use some kind of fucked up calendar or maybe Wednesday’s the day they swap one or two wives or something so they lose track in all the excitement. Or maybe Mormons are just stupid. And then I realized that was totally offensive to Mormons and also kind of proved that I don’t know shit about organized religion of any kind. And then I decided to write it all down so you could enjoy it. You’re welcome.

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